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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by cupidhero(m): 11:09am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I flew kites,built sandy houses with me legs,danced in the rain,etc. Another thing i did that was not in your list was opening up every home appliance we owned so i can see how it worked and going to every of my relative's house so they can pay me since santa didn't deliver. 4 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by AreaFada2: 11:09am On Dec 06, 2014 |
That 2 & 4 can be very annoying. I was doing GCE at age of about 14, this lady must have been around 30. She rushed in late sweating like Xmas goat. Inches of pancake and other make-up on her face. Maths paper. This lady started disturbing almost immediately. Lady: Hey, small boy, wetin be answer to 1 (a) Me: ? Lady: Take this paper, write the answer here Me: ? Lady: Small boy, abeg na, I go buy you lunch Me: Abeg leave me. I go report u o. Na so this lady worry me tire o. I nearly reported her. Lady: if you report me, na me and you dem go send out o. Abeg na, no worry, I go give you money, I get 5 Naira. Me: ? 5 Naira was big money then. To have my peace, I copied some answers for her. At her age, I thought she must be a veteran of GCE and would know the punishment preceudure when people cheat or cooperate. Funny lady sha. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by mu2sa2: 11:10am On Dec 06, 2014 |
On all this there's pan Nigerian oneness. 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Faraidi(m): 11:10am On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins:you are right,I did all of that. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by saintneo(m): 11:10am On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins: Does not doing these make different? |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Livingwalker(m): 11:12am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Nduxzy:you're totally on point ..how can I forget this chai I play oooooo hahaha 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:12am On Dec 06, 2014 |
DonaldGenes:you mean after some good sk |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Goodquestion(m): 11:13am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Ucheosefoh: I give. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Goodquestion(m): 11:14am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Ucheosefoh: I give up. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:14am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Did all of the above. It was fun tho now that i remember those days. But kids of these days are busy forming big girls and big boys that they will never experience the Nigerian childhood fun 5 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:15am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Nokialumia720:Bross talk true na! Nobody will say you grew up to be a yahoo [color=][/color] |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:15am On Dec 06, 2014 |
lanxlot:fish nor meat,i not tif eida of them |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by cupidhero(m): 11:15am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Princesschi:But did it actually work? i noticed a white dot appeared on my finger after doing the chekeleke trick when i was a kid and now i just checked my finger and it is still there? Is this natural? Med and anatomy students should come and explain this abeg? E fit be say we were all chanting some ancient spell unknowingly. what causes white dots on a finger? i'm 2 lazy to google it. shokky24 you are familiar with ancient spells and magic words..your expertise is needed here and the "chekeleke" sounds like a word from the orients(far east) |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Mightyraw(m): 11:16am On Dec 06, 2014 |
nah Nigerians kids sabi dose ones we don't knw all dis lagos |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:16am On Dec 06, 2014 |
yurme:my dear,mo sure pa. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by yurme(m): 11:18am On Dec 06, 2014 |
html14java:evn daddy nd mummy play#winkz |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by yurme(m): 11:19am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Bunsky:lol me I steal meat ooo anty mi d only1 wey I no do nah dah tree own |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Princesschi(f): 11:19am On Dec 06, 2014 |
cupidhero: lols. If i were u, i'll open a thread on it. I got mine too buh i cant find it anymore, maybe nature or whatever it is, was playing along with our childish acts. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by adedayourt(m): 11:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
zubby29: Anybody born wit silver spoon nd didn't Steal meat frm d pot Play table soccer Throw milk teeth on d roof Close d fridge slowly Sleep on d couch nd woke on d bed Enters into d kitchen stead of d loo to pee in d middle of d nite Nd some odas Mean sey d spoon no silver enof |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Come ooo!!! Nobody drive Boris Abi na only me[b][/b][color=#990000][/color] |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by eminikansoso(m): 11:20am On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins:the other time i constructed a kite for my little daughter the whole children in our street came out to witness it some even called it an aeroplane 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Ucheosefoh(m): 11:21am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Goodquestion:Don't give up hope still de sha 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by cupidhero(m): 11:23am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Princesschi:mine is still here,2 is faded while 3 is still white. i'm done opening threads,i'm sure the OP won't mind the extra traffic to his thread. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:24am On Dec 06, 2014 |
gbam!!..na me fest you,na me win jur...ceriously need those memories back |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:24am On Dec 06, 2014 |
[quote author=Nduxzy post=28639253]How can i forget using NPK plug,matches and nail as Banger! The days are gone but the scar remains![/quote omg you just reminded me,this shit was only for the brave kids then |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by cupidhero(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2014 |
eminikansoso:Thats sweet! Now i feel like making babies. currently don't have a little relative now,will surely try that when my lil nephew turns 6 or 7. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by shilees(f): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I did everything on the list my childhood was superb.I remember always stealing bournvita when my dad noticed, he poured nescafe inside, d day I tried again, I received anointing to smell before I eat anything.I thought I was d only one buh my brother too was doing it too. I enjoyed my childhood so much 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by ify23ng: 11:26am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I love this post it make me remember my early childhood days it was really fun. If u did not do this that mean ur childhood days was boring. I am happy I did most of them |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:26am On Dec 06, 2014 |
kuuljay:bros i did oh...how about that rotor for spoilt radio come us am do fan...chisos!!...am renumbering... |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 11:27am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Exjoker:Hihihi I follow for that one |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by IsAkumma: 11:29am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I did 99.9% |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by ahmed486: 11:29am On Dec 06, 2014 |
kuuljay: I drive boris well and my own get the best design then |
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