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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Ekpekus(m): 10:32am On Dec 06, 2014 |
[quote author=lanxlot post=28638764][/quote] War war war start!!! Dismiss.... Ski Ski Skilolo Oboy eh!!!! Those games na highest that year. Not forgetting street football tournament. Person go play sotay na ur pant ur parents and elder one go come take hijack you from field with enuf punishment! 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:32am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I,ve done all these except stealing meat from the pot. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by RealAlfranco: 10:32am On Dec 06, 2014 |
[b]I did all of them,I mean all!!... When we go hunting for Mango,dogs don't chase us but wicked women! . I remember one particular holiday,a saturday. My friends and I went to pluck mango behind Women's Barrack inside Police barracks in Jos. The guys had other intentions of going there. When dey go,they try to find naked police women taking their bath. I was innocent so I was just plucking any ripe thing that I see.. Then all of a sudden,da tree began to shake. This boys were looking at a woman taking her bath,she noticed and came out to beat da hell out of us.This guys were on a ninja shii dat morning I was at da top and maybe she didn't see me. My friends were so fast,even Flash had nothing on them.This woman came all out like she wanted to fight her mate. Then there were two women passing by,probably living outside da barracks,dey saw me at da top. With a pitiful look of total submission,I tried to tell dem to shut the fu.k up and not tell da angry woman Police. They understood my sign and had compassion,when da police woman chased my friends bt couldn't catch dem,she walked passed da tree panting and visibly pissed off,if to say she see me I 4 don die totally! I went down to about a reasonable height,with my bag full of mango. I jumped from dat height. I don't think I bounced before accelerating( na from air I begin swing leg). I sweat dat day sha. With all this play,I wound so tey my mumsie was thinking about taking me for deliverance[/b] 10 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:32am On Dec 06, 2014 |
chibwike:nothing/nobody is really different in this world..everything has happened smtime somewhere in sm1's life..it's only a cycle |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by igoro10: 10:32am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Mehn, I remember those days when men were boys! |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by ArcBishopmarie(m): 10:33am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Confirm.. Chei!... E don teeeee!! Person really enjoy those days.. Catching Lizards and birds and went to the market to sell it, flying Photo Chewing gum with another guy.. But children og these days dont know dis stuffs. 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by lanxlot(m): 10:33am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Ekpekus:u de there. 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by sharon763: 10:33am On Dec 06, 2014 |
In my days in college,I still write my name in a paper and put it in my pen...lolzzz 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by tolustx(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Op. Ur head dey there. I did almost everything. Jst abt two dat I didn't do. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Mentcee(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2014 |
@Op. You are very wonderful to have remembered all these. I long forgot some of them. I really did or witness all except the mango tree ghost stuff. I'm following you right away. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by o42austino(m): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Hmmmm....i did all that during does days at Agbani Road,Enugu and more including putting mirror under a gals to see something.......... ;DHmmmm....i did all that during does days at Agbani Road,Enugu and more including putting mirror under a gals to see something.......... |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Ekpekus(m): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
ichidodo:With Fanta Ginger, Goldspot and Fanta chapman 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by jimohibrahim(m): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Wow, as i was reading your post everything started coming back to me i practically did everything there.... mehn i miss those days but now a nigga gat to Behind up.. looking frosh and fly now... |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by mployer(m): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Princesschi: If I hear |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by AreaFada2: 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014 |
constance500: Frankuft ko, Berlinkuft ni. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by amAZEing: 10:36am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Ajebutter kids don't do ghetto things like these. SuperMartins: |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by vosquare: 10:36am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I almost did all but I didn't throw my tooth to d roof... D one I did was putting my tooth under my pillow expecting it to turn to coin. .. I watched it on power puff girls and I tried it.... Didn't work tho... I threw away the tooth with annoyance 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:36am On Dec 06, 2014 |
DonaldGenes:who doesn't bath nakedd? Na from France here I dey see Nigerians dey post confusing comments. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by F2G2G(m): 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014 |
If u didn't do any of this, then u are not a Nigerian u are a deportivo cos they still ring in my heard like mad |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014 |
lanxlot:i no tif anyone. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by samuelezekiel(m): 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014 |
let me add my own.... -If you didn't ride borrise (gere-gere) then you be swege.... 3 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014 |
amAZEing:and ways u think am not an aje..abeg go joor.. Don't let this list confuse u abt people..smtimes environment makes a kid do some of these.. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by yek: 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014 |
. . . freeze ur morning tea and have "ice cream" after school |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by tolustx(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Mentcee:the mango tree stuff; I guess it's an ethnic thing. Here in yorubaland, it is plantain trees dat they say witches meet under every night. Lol |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by onojiwizardgmailcom(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I did all of them, ooooooooop made me crack this morning, hahahaha. thanks for taking me back. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Segunj8(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Op, u re blessed.... Childhood was fun!!! We re not d video game generation. 2 Likes |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:39am On Dec 06, 2014 |
OP, this is classic. You just described Nigerian childhood in plain text most of which probably ended in the late 1990's. Fantastic memories! 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kingston247: 10:40am On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins: Guilty of all...ops u b witch... 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 06, 2014 |
didi am very sure you did all of that . |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by chrysso83(m): 10:40am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Op u are so on point. Even in France where I grew up, I did all these. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 10:40am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Princesschi: I got too.... You know what's funny? I can't remember the last time I saw those marks on my fingers.... I stopped asking! I grew up |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by lanxlot(m): 10:40am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Bunsky:lol, I neh de say u tif anybody....all I de talk b say. na eida u tif meat Or fish Or u dun 4get, Or u jux chose to 4get. |
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