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See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by cokacoola(m): 11:18am On Dec 11, 2014
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like
a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey
disturb me.

2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You
are having sex, Not a Church service! besides
I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you later.

3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a
problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be forced
entry into your Sin Hole.
The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and
walking around and when you see guys you try to
pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving urself na. # sMh

4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing
your Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch his
mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!!
I would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.

5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know
he didn't Bleep himself but you...
So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING
WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please
let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz
ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his
bed partner.

6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with
pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother ‪#‎ lol‬

7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I
wonder who will?

8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher
the same

9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having white face, yellow hands
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?

10. And if you Read this without a COMMENT
hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is?

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Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by Nobody: 11:25am On Dec 11, 2014
Lolz @ 1&2, you will be so boring during action
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by olagockay(m): 12:35pm On Dec 11, 2014
Lmao. Nyc 1 Op
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by izsmike: 12:59pm On Dec 11, 2014
WHR IS THE PIC
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by Mprex(f): 1:34pm On Dec 11, 2014
Was it meant to be funnysad
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by ddddon(m): 2:05pm On Dec 11, 2014
I have had experience with no 2.
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by Mzgracie(f): 2:06pm On Dec 11, 2014
Lwtmb
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Dec 11, 2014
The mini skirt part tho'
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by Tberry01(f): 3:05pm On Dec 11, 2014
LWKMD grin
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by ERCROSS(m): 8:37pm On Dec 11, 2014
Mprex:
Was it meant to be funnysad

Was it not funny...
Or r u guilty of all the aforementioned...
grin
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by Mprex(f): 8:44pm On Dec 11, 2014
ERCROSS:


Was it not funny...
Or r u guilty of all the aforementioned...
grin
no, i'm not tongue
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by rattlesnake(m): 10:25pm On Dec 11, 2014
cokacoola:
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like
a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey
disturb me.

2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You
are having sex, Not a Church service! besides
I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you later.

3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a
problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be forced
entry into your Sin Hole.
The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and
walking around and when you see guys you try to
pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving urself na. # sMh

4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing
your Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch his
mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!!
I would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.

5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know
he didn't Bleep himself but you...
So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING
WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please
let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz
ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his
bed partner.

6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with
pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother ‪#‎ lol‬

7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I
wonder who will?

8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher
the same

9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having white face, yellow hands
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?

10. And if you Read this without a COMMENT
hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is?
the next time u use Jesus name in vain u may be struck by thunder!!!!!!! Unrepentant
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by cyprianlah(m): 10:35pm On Dec 11, 2014
Lwkm! 6&9 tho
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by SeverusSnape(m): 10:40pm On Dec 11, 2014
"pitom pitom pitom"...hehehehehehe
Re: See The Major Problem Ladies Have With Relationships (+18 Pic) by farano(f): 10:52pm On Dec 11, 2014

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