FUNNY BUT TRUE: 20 COMMANDMENTS
LADIES SHOULD READ
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What you are about to read will certainly
make you laugh or smile or might even
crack your ribs depending on how strong
your ribs are. However, embedded in the
laughter are words, I think, are truth. Let
me quickly step out of the way to allow
you digest every bit of the
commandments. Where they make you
laugh, laugh. Where they knock on your
head, allow the pain to penetrate very
well. After all, chloroquine is bitter yet it
used in dealing with malaria. I’m out of
the way. The next voice you will hear is
yours.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt
too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries
on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for
your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies,
please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in
doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s
looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should put a
ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if
they see your worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget
to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or
give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa
very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show
his face to your people. Your sister or
brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one factor
in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly
seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with
good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm
but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let
them deceive you. Don’t believe anything
in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into
a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is
to keep him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How
many men have you met out of about six
billion people on earth? You see am nau,
abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting, somebody should know about
it jor! Better things, they no dey hide
am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys.
And as a good girl, you are looking for a
bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad
girls love bad boys and good girls love
good boys. Nobody should use your head
to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.
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