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6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Nobody: 12:08am On Dec 24, 2014
Ever checked a girl's phone for pictures before? Even if you haven't, so long you have females on your whatsapp, bbm and facebook list, you will always be bugged by their stereotypical picture updates. Below is a list of pictures you are certainly going to find on a Naija babe's phone.

*pictures of foreigners on the internet are used so as to protect the rights of Naija babes cos if I say make I use the ones wey dey my phone ehn..... [size=88pt]1.shoprite[/size]after succesfully nabbing a maga who spends his hard earned money on them at the supermarket, you find them taking countless shots of pictures at every aisle at the supermarket just to keep a record of the day's market grin. Na dem dey use camera flashes dey blind person for shoprite. Who I go blame if not yeye guys. [size=88pt]2.hairstyle[/size]the only time this set of girls reply your chat is when you comment about their DP which shows them wearing a new hairdo that looks shimmery as if dey rob groundnut oil on it. They update their profile picture the very moment they leave the salon leaving a smart guy with the idea of why they hadn't done that in a while [img]http://www.hairsyera.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/girl-hair-style-10.jpg[/img] [size=88pt]3. Passenger Seat[/size] na this one dey vex me pass. A month doesn't go by without me coming across a picture of a naija babe at the passenger seat of a car with seat belt strapped. Can't they be behind the steering wheel? Abi females no dey get car? Maybe it's aristo tinz [size=88pt]4.cute baby[/size] there are so many guys walking the streets with balls full of generations yet this girls won't beg them to give them a pinch of it, rather they prefer to flaunt the cute pictures of another person's baby, most times that of a total stranger [size=88pt]5.unclad pix[/size] this is the only reason why I like to handle a naija babe's phone cool. I wonder why they keep such pix on their phone? Maybe to send to their sugar daddy/bobo incase he needs to self service cos she's too far away. Well, a smart blogger knows what to do with such. As am not a blogger, what do I do with the sex video of a married woman in ajuwon that I found on a phone memory card which I found on the floor at shoprite ikeja? I wonder when I'll start seeing pictures of construction sites, project supervisions, presentation pictures etc on their phones. *A counter thread can't be created cos ladies got nothing on guys* grin [size=88pt]6.pouting lips[/size] na dis wan too much. D tin no even dey make dem fine sef. Abeg I no fit shout, just look below grin grin grin. Guilty or not guilty?

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by ifex370(m): 12:13am On Dec 24, 2014
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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by mcdreeezy: 12:13am On Dec 24, 2014
Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by aristocrazzy: 12:13am On Dec 24, 2014
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Baddestguyp(m): 12:19am On Dec 24, 2014
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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:25am On Dec 24, 2014
Why are you using Large fonts to highlight your points

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by jeflexy(m): 12:27am On Dec 24, 2014
lies

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by woky: 12:30am On Dec 24, 2014
mcdreeezy:
Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.
Irrelevant comment..

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Mancity26(m): 12:30am On Dec 24, 2014
Most of dem no dey put unclad 4 dia fone again bcs of stealing. Though u still make some point

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Nobody: 12:32am On Dec 24, 2014
woky:
Irrelevant comment..
this your comment will certainly get likes. Don't ask me why grin

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by ericessien24: 12:34am On Dec 24, 2014
my guy they can snap the full mall not only shoprrite

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:38am On Dec 24, 2014
That number 3 is Soooo true grin

Them dey nairaland sefgringrin

And then you'll also see them taking pictures while they put their face down.

Madam wetin you dey find for ground undecided

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Nobody: 12:49am On Dec 24, 2014
So on point! Everything is true!

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by 5naira(m): 12:52am On Dec 24, 2014
why am i having the feeling that thus op don chop winch, are all girls supposed to behave d same way

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by ireneony(f): 12:52am On Dec 24, 2014
naijaboiy:
That number 3 is Soooo true grin

Them dey nairaland sefgringrin
first time am agreeing with your post cool

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Nobody: 12:59am On Dec 24, 2014
If these doesn't make front page in the next 24hrs sue the moderators !

I can get you an attorney..

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by naijaboiy: 1:07am On Dec 24, 2014
ireneony:
first time am agreeing with your post cool
WoW...let me pop champagne undecided
Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by herald9: 1:12am On Dec 24, 2014
How come all your pics are oyibo...




Including the monkey?

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Diznie(f): 1:38am On Dec 24, 2014
true
Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by logout: 2:32am On Dec 24, 2014
Why are ladies now taking pictures like dem dey epileptic. It is annoying like sh!t.

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Fweshdude(m): 3:37am On Dec 24, 2014
Give this girls space lah..

Not all are even true, No.4&5 ne`er seem 'em in my girls phone.

No.3 so true.
Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by goldfish80(m): 3:53am On Dec 24, 2014
How about those annoying screenshot emotional outburst, every Nigerian girl have atleast 50 of those lying in their phones, waiting to be used as dp when shiit goes wrong.

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Oluwarantiwa(f): 4:02am On Dec 24, 2014
Me jux babies pictures

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by BreezyRita(f): 4:06am On Dec 24, 2014
Op, not all babes do this....
And that no. 3 is a trend. Almost everyone does it. Guys inclusive.
Plus, I don't have nudes on my phone. Never will.
I'm.guilty of pouting though. Babies? No way! Except its someone I'm related to.

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by adepiero: 4:28am On Dec 24, 2014
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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by adepiero: 4:28am On Dec 24, 2014
This post is on P! soon the guilty ones go begin spark soon grin

BTW, all of una wey dey use my mizmycoli font. it doesn't suit you. font plenty so find urs angry tongue

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by countsparrow: 6:00am On Dec 24, 2014
Pouting gals...
My friends girlfriend has dis permanent pout on her lips after months of pouting in all her pictures, smh she come be like tilapia fish now

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 6:07am On Dec 24, 2014
mcdreeezy:
Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.
this comments is tempting me to make a harsh comment but i won't cheesy
Guy,Naija girls don't have fish brains ;your sisters don't and your mum's brainis not made of fish scales/whatever.so,why the generalization?

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Nobody: 6:09am On Dec 24, 2014
Seconded
Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Nobody: 6:22am On Dec 24, 2014
Janeify:
this comments is tempting me to make a harsh comment but i won't cheesy
Guy,Naija girls don't have fish brains ;your sisters don't and your mum's brainis not made of fish scales/whatever.so,why the generalization?
hehehehe, I see what you did there..... grin

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Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Adeoba10(m): 6:23am On Dec 24, 2014
Tank God say I catch d FP train

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