BoiledCorn:
Pleas not to be of offence to anyone but in almost all profile pic I seen, their bosom is cut of from pic only big head and neck is it big head we want?
And when below is visible they wear bogos cloth to hide it. Its unfair
If you are not posting full front and back picture don't post at all

Ferano lead this females by example and post full front and back for us

Piss!

LewisO:
I know I can sense that! But am now having crunch on u, and I pray I won't get crushed!

Tinubu:


Élan, It's not you.... It's me


I am already someone's Holy Spirit...

elantraceey:



hmmmmm , i see

chimerase2:
baby amu not fine
U left me not only dat u and kingtom chased me out of romance sextion

KingTom:
I did not chase you out, you were chased out by the broom wielding party

softysparky:

Yeah sure that one follow. Could remember how they insulted one babe, said her asss looks like a pressing iron.

chimerase2:
una be native doctor
I swear I hate una party with passion

heatmeup:
that person must b wicked

KingTom:
Guy don't hate na, no be man of God you be again? Love your neighbor

chimerase2:
nna eh de kind insult and curse I dey kollect for politics eh

xtervaganza:
aren't you the guy stalking a girl on here yesterday or so?




You seriously need to get a life

Tinubu:
Ok

#bakfromban

CONFIDENTIAL LETTER

Dear Mr Boiled-Corn,

I am happy to inform you that Yahweh hath revealed unto his servant the reasons why babes on Nairaland choose bust and face shots over full body shots... Please note that this vision is 100% accurate like bullet from actor's gun. And you are the privileged recipient of this celestial revelation. They are thus:

1- They are flat... These ones hath been fearfully made by Yahweh. Diverse implements have to be brought in to mitigate the disaster. Push-up bras, Marykay, concealer, aborted baby oil, blushers, eyeliners, and secondary hair can work a lot of miracles on upper body parts.... Apart from the the 1500 naira nyansh-enhancers, little can be done for supplementing lower-body endowments... If you no get am, you no get am be dat.

2- They are too perfect... These ones have been wonderfully made by Yahweh.. They have no need for mortals' approval of their perfection... In fact, they would rather you kept your lecherous eyes off their body... The fact that they even deem us worthy to behold their angelic faces and Cowbell busts, is a matter for which we should all praise Yahweh for...

3- The Trannies.. Hmmmm ... Yahweh hath commanded thee, o Boiled-Corn, to preach the message of salvation to these ones.. Boys masquerading as girls is a sin that Yahweh abhoreth from the depth of his being.... Their damnation awaitheth them like an armed robber ...

DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER I POST IN THIS SEXTION...


#pleasedontban

tosyne2much:
hahhahahahaha lwkmd

Na 4u ooooooo

softysparky:

Yeah sure that one follow. Could remember how they insulted one babe, aid her asss looks like a pressing iron.

AgapeCharis:


U just made me laugh hard in d middle of d night!

I can imagine hw she felt

Pressing iron

chimerase2:
baby amu not fine
U left me not only dat u and kingtom chased me out of romance sextion

VickyyB:

Uncle, why are you lying?

Tallesty1:
I am not lying

softysparky:

Who we go ask?

Tinubu:


But there are a lot of willing 'Holy spirits' roaming this sextion...


Being so wonderfully made, i can already imagine the scramble for your affections

elantraceey:


hian i reserve my comment sha but your claims are not true o

Tinubu:


Élan, It's not you.... It's me


I am already someone's Holy Spirit...

kekilika:

Tinubu, I read one of dem thread in nairaland where dem say hilarious fellows get more girls loving them. The claim was going on well until one witty fellow ask why basketmouth's babe left him for Tuface. However, I won't b deterred. I am getting pen n paper to b tutored by u to b funny. Hope there is some point in your life u r serious?! love the way you tackling ireony and Elentraceey