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Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Zakkyoz: 8:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
It is now crystal clear who our next president will be. Therefore, it is good to help our print media with a pool of headlines from where they could make a choice.

Mine are:

*Jonathan Accepts defeat, congratulates Buhari.


*Forgive me, I was suffering from mouth diarrhoea: FFK begs Buhari.


*At last, I'm vindicated- Rotimi Ameachi


*We were paid to blackmail Buhari-DSS

*Buhari has come to fix Nigeria- OBJ

*Buhari congratulates Nigeria, says stealing is now corruption.




Add yours.

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by owobokiri(m): 8:46pm On Jan 08, 2015
Amechi scampers off through Seme border to Ghana as Buhari weeps after losing round 4

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by hyfr(m): 8:48pm On Jan 08, 2015
The reverse might actually be the case sir. Only God can say but it seems most people underestimate powers of an incumbent president imo

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by jogsman01(m): 9:04pm On Jan 08, 2015
''I'll create an alternative government''- GMB
''Its a victory for democracy''- Adamu Mu'azu

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by jogsman01(m): 9:04pm On Jan 08, 2015
''I'll create an alternative government''- says GMB
''Its a victory for democracy''- Adamu Mu'azu

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by emiye(m): 9:13pm On Jan 08, 2015
The Empire has fallen, PdP 16 years reign ends.

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by dunkem21(m): 9:14pm On Jan 08, 2015
Angry Youths protests in Kano,Yobe rejects results - Punch

International observers rate Nigeria's election high, says it is free and fair - Guardian

INEC declares GEJ as winner of presidential elections - Vanguard

Mbaka makes U-turn; Congratulates Jonathan - Tribune

APC says election is flawed; threatens parallel Govt - Sahara reporters

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jan 08, 2015
The dogs and baboos will now be soaked in blood - Buhari

Amaechi Deceived us in picking Buhari as flag bearer - Tinibu

Jonathan rigged the election in the south east, thats why he won - El Rufai

I accept your call to keep on serving you - Jonathan

We will form an alternative Government - Amaechi (speaking from ghana)

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Ikpewe: 9:15pm On Jan 08, 2015
IT CUD ONLY HAPEN IF N ONLY IF BUHARI PROVIDE US WITH HIS CERTIFICATES. MEANWHILE GEJ TILL 2019

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by NgeneUkwenu(f): 9:16pm On Jan 08, 2015
Buhari in Early Lead! PDP kicks

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by nnadengram(m): 9:19pm On Jan 08, 2015
I was rigged out - GEJ

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Emmyginger(m): 9:21pm On Jan 08, 2015
"we are very sorry for all d havoc we caused..we are loyal sir"---bokoharam to buhari

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Adminisher: 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2015
"Change comes to Nigeria as the Umlerra is torn to tatters"

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by maestroferddi: 9:24pm On Jan 08, 2015
Jonathan Survives Plot By The Agents Of Tyranny.

Truth Prevails Over Propaganda.

Obasanjo Retires From Politics For The Last Time.

Nigeria's Leading Opposition Party Splits.

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 08, 2015
"Stella Oduah, Okonjo Iwaela, Patience Jonathan and Diezianne Madekwe set to relocate to Ghana"

"GEJ Visits Buhari In Daura, Seeks Plea Bargain"

"Ihejirika, Sheriff and Others Relocate To Yemen"

"Suleiman Abba Resigns Voluntarily"

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Zakkyoz: 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
barcanista:
"Stella Oduah, Okonjo Iwaela, Patience Jonathan and Diezianne Madekwe set to relocate to Ghana"

"GEJ Visits Buhari In Daura, Sought For Plea Bargain"

"Ihejirika, Sheriff and Others Relocate To Yemen"

"Suleiman Abba Resigns Voluntarily"



Woooow! i love this.
the wind of change is blowing. we are tired of this cluelessnes

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 08, 2015
Jonathan accepts defeat,decamps to APC to contest for Otuoke Local Government chairman.

grin grin grin

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 08, 2015
nnadengram:
I was rigged out - GEJ
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
Daniel_constant the hero of febuary ... Blessed by God net worth $150million in one month cool ..Cnn and al_jazera
Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by micklplus(m): 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
Jonathan sets up a fishing business in Otuoke.

Pej starts consulting business to cater for her fellow widows in southern Kaduna

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by MizMyColi(f): 9:46pm On Jan 08, 2015
dunkem21:
Angry Youths protests in Kano,Yobe rejects results - Punch

International observers rate Nigeria's election high, says it is free and fair - Guardian

INEC declares GEJ as winner of presidential elections - Vanguard

Mbaka makes U-turn; Congratulates Jonathan - Tribune

APC says election is flawed; threatens parallel Govt - Sahara reporters



I really dunno if it's been on ground, but shouldn't there be a FAQ thread for GEJ?


Why hasn't he done anything about insurgency in the north? Why aren't we seeing tangible results?

Now these are questions that might already have answers, but seeing as I'm a newbie on the train who's barely grounded, that could suffice.

Liking him and seeing thru' his intentions for Nigeria is really not enough to face the opposition tongue on my part at least.

A diary would be good for such.
Like, what are the plausible criticisms and questions that may arise and thrashing them. That would help launch a dummy who's eager to be educated on his or her own path of discovery.

Cc: MatthewBriggs Truckpusher

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by SweetJoystick(m): 9:56pm On Jan 08, 2015
Otuoke rejects GEJ and PEJ- The Sun grin

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by whothiefmymoney(m): 9:58pm On Jan 08, 2015
If my clueless presido is afraid of someone who. Is in prison,then who am I not to be afraid of nigeria
Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Jtmanager(m): 10:03pm On Jan 08, 2015
useless boy
u go hail
i hope u dont die of stroke
onlyy cry sha nd no commit suicide o
Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jan 08, 2015
GEJ kicks golden bucket - Premium Times

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2015
GEJ commits suicide after losing election
-wife: I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide
-vanguard


Seun uncovers 600,000 PDP paid monikers on nairaland, suspends politics section -Saharareporters


Barcanista replaces Reuben abati as berem gets married grin -punch


dss raid otuoke uncovers $10000000000000000000 Nigerian money -BBC

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by lilbazy(m): 10:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
So o,a 72yr old grandpa. Someone who doesn't even know how to tweet,does not have a certificate,can't speak good oral english...how on earth does he think he can rule our father's in the 80's and still wants to rule us,aren't we the leaders of tommorow our parents and teachers have been telling us? those two hausa girls(berem and ngeneukwenu)who won't go and thank their stars that they weren't given off as child bride,they keep posting rubbish here...The thunder that will fire those saying saying buhari is still in champions league semi_finals.

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Yungwizzzy:
GEJ commits suicide after losing election
-wife: I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide
-vanguard


Seun uncovers 600,000 PDP paid monikers on nairaland, suspends politics section -Saharareporters


Barcanista replaces Reuben abati as berem gets married grin -punch


dss raid otuoke uncovers $10000000000000000000 Nigerian mone :Dy -BBC

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Truckpusher(m): 10:41pm On Jan 08, 2015
MizMyColi:


I really dunno if it's been on ground, but shouldn't there be a FAQ thread for GEJ?

For example, I was with Ennie and he raised valid concerns. That hasn't changed my stance though.

He asked me if I would vote GEJ if I were the mum of a chibok school girl.

Why hasn't he done anything about insurgency in the north? Why aren't we seeing tangible results?

Now these are questions that might already have answers, but seeing as I'm a newbie on the train who's barely grounded, that could suffice.

Liking him and seeing thru' his intentions for Nigeria is really not enough to face the opposition tongue on my part at least.

A diary would be good for such.
Like, what are the plausible criticisms and questions that may arise and thrashing them. That would help launch a dummy who's eager to be educated on his or her own path of discovery.

Cc: MatthewBriggs Truckpusher

This question is a question I have asked myself so many times about what is good about Goodluck Jonathan and the more it is becoming clearer to me that Goodluck Jonathan is truly a people oriented leader who has the passion to at least lift Nigeria from where it was before but again that old forces that has ensured that Nigeria and Nigerians remain down aren't willing to give up without a serious fight.

Goodluck sure does have his own demons but to vote in a demon that has demonstrated his wickedness towards Nigerians before with his iron fist misrule in the 20th century in the place of Buhari must be rejected by all well meaning Nigerians.

Just imagine the same Goodluck coming back after 20 yrs from now that he wants to be our President would it be wise to vote him in?.....don't we have newer and better generation that can do better considering their age, background and academic exposure

You can never give what you don't have ,forget about all that promises by Buhari and his co-travellers they only want to loot which has been their stock-in-trade since time immemorial if they aren't ready to loot why are all the old PDP looters of 10yrs joining them in their droves?.If the APC so much believed in changes why did't they bring in Fashola, who was adjudged by all and sundry that he performed well,why didn't they field Pat Utomi,Tambuwal,Rochas,Amaechi et al I can also agree with you that these guys are not so clean but considering their age and exposure into modern civilisation they will make a better necessary evil than Buhari who is more clueless than the so-called clueless Jonathan.Why then should we accept a man that truncated our first democracy that led to almost 10 decades of absolute waste of time by our men in khaki who knew nothing about leadership but war.

Buhari is not the messaiah at all,he is as fake as a fake Aba cloth.

Buhari's mantra of anti-corruption has only projected his image because this is what the masses want but on a second thought ,how would a man that has claimed to be a thief hunter live ,wine and dine with thieves and still say he's not a thief when the proceeds of their thievery is being channeled into realising his ambitions.It is either he has sold out completely or he's been one of them all along that has managed to escape public scrutiny and opinion.

If you're still having doubts abt Buhari's cluelessness ,how could a man that his nation lives and thrives on oil not know that he can't stabilise global crude oil price that has International Politics wrapped around it? Is he that naive ? or he is simply working on the sentiments of poor ,uneducated Nigerians to garner votes? I think the latter is the correct answer to those questions and I find it very disrespectful from Buhari to lie blatantly to our face without blinking an eye.They say if you want to know a man's integrity watch him lie about things that are of great importance to other people just to have his selfish way.

Most of the people that are shouting Sai Buhari are mostly paid agents that care nothing about Nigeria and Nigerians as long as they can put food on their table but deep inside them they know that Buhari is failure personified that is still basking in the euphoria of Nigeria's dark days in the hands of the military.Buhari hated democracy with passion that he had to kill and imprison just anybody for speaking up against his dictatorship and highhandedness just to remain in power and run Nigeria like his house.Buhari can not function in any democratic system,he is a dictator let him remain and die as one.

Goodluck Jonathan won't get us their overnight considering his personal factor and politics of the times we are in ,he will only make his positive marks and the Job of building a nation like Nigeria will continue with better leaders in their prime but certainly not Buhari , he would become worst,At this time of the century we can't be fielding tired legs and expect better results.....MARK MY WORDS

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by dunkem21(m): 10:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
MizMyColi:


I really dunno if it's been on ground, but shouldn't there be a FAQ thread for GEJ?

For example, I was with Ennie and he raised valid concerns. That hasn't changed my stance though.

He asked me if I would vote GEJ if I were the mum of a chibok school girl.

Why hasn't he done anything about insurgency in the north? Why aren't we seeing tangible results?

Now these are questions that might already have answers, but seeing as I'm a newbie on the train who's barely grounded, that could suffice.

Liking him and seeing thru' his intentions for Nigeria is really not enough to face the opposition tongue on my part at least.

A diary would be good for such.
Like, what are the plausible criticisms and questions that may arise and thrashing them. That would help launch a dummy who's eager to be educated on his or her own path of discovery.

Cc: MatthewBriggs Truckpusher


Nice one. That's the advantage of having an intellect on our side. Those concerns raised by our 'G' are thought provoking but easy to address. Its not easy to sway a chibok mum's vote but even them know that there is little Goodluck or anybody can do for their daughters now. Remember, he bargained for them, placed high tags on their heads, ordered ceasefire ..even promised to release terrorists. Its really pathetic that our brothers took insurgency to an all high, however, Goodluck has done enough by building Almajiri schools, rehabilitation homes and equipping the military.
Just like you proposed, a FAQ thread or diary will be the bomb and a laudable innovation from our latest decampee. I also suggest we move from section to section to solicit for nairalanders votes and support i.e from romance to business to investment down to Agriculture and highlight GEJ's achievements in each section. We will garner millions of followers.

Its a lot of mental work and we should be motivated to carry on.

...eyes on the N21b campaign fund ...LOL

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Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by emedy(m): 10:49pm On Jan 08, 2015
Jega flees Nigeria,asks Vice to announce Results

Nigeria with two Presidents...

Buhari to Govern from Lagos...says Nigeria should resist PDP.

Boko Haram threatens if Goodluck doesn't vacate Aso Rock.

Goodluck is backed by international bodies...Assures Nigeria of unity.
Re: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Code213: 10:52pm On Jan 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
This question is a question I have asked myself so many times about what is good about Goodluck Jonathan and the more it is becoming clearer to me that Goodluck Jonathan is truly a people oriented leader who has the passion to at least lift Nigeria from where it was before but again that old forces that has ensured that Nigeria and Nigerians remain down aren't willing to give up without a serious fight.

Goodluck sure does have his own demons but to vote in a demon that has demonstrated his wickedness towards Nigerians before with his iron fist misrule in the 20th century in the place of Buhari must be rejected by all well meaning Nigerians.

Just imagine the same Goodluck coming back after 20 yrs from now that he wants to be our President would it be wise to vote him in?.....don't we have newer and better generation that can do better considering their age, background and academic exposure

You can never give what you don't have ,forget about all that promises by Buhari and his co-travellers they only want to loot which has been their stock-in-trade since time immemorial if they aren't ready to loot why are all the old PDP looters of 10yrs joining them in their droves?.If the APC so much believed in changes why did't they bring in Fashola, who was adjudged by all and sundry that he performed well,why didn't they field Pat Utomi,Tambuwal,Rochas,Amaechi et al I can also agree with you that these guys are not so clean but considering their age and exposure into modern civilisation they will make a better necessary evil than Buhari who is more clueless than the so-called clueless Jonathan.Why then should we accept a man that truncated our first democracy that led to almost 10 decades of absolute waste of time by our men in khaki who knew nothing about leadership but war.

Buhari is not the messaiah at all,he is as fake as a fake Aba cloth.

Buhari's mantra of anti-corruption has only projected his image because this is what the masses want but on a second thought ,how would a man that has claimed to be a thief hunter live ,wine and dine with thieves and still say he's not a thief when the proceeds of their thievery is being channeled into realising his ambitions.It is either he has sold out completely or he's been one of them all along that has managed to escape public scrutiny and opinion.

If you're still having doubts abt Buhari's cluelessness ,how could a man that his nation lives and thrives on oil not know that he can't stabilise global crude oil price that has International Politics wrapped around it? Is he that naive ? or he is simply working on the sentiments of poor ,uneducated Nigerians to garner votes? I think the latter is the correct answer to those questions and I find it very disrespectful from Buhari to lie blatantly to our face without blinking an eye.They say if you want to know a man's integrity watch him lie about things that are of great importance to other people just to have his selfish way.

Most of the people that are shouting Sai Buhari are mostly paid agents that care nothing about Nigeria and Nigerians as long as they can put food on their table but deep inside them they know that Buhari is failure personified that is still basking in the euphoria of Nigeria's dark days in the hands of the military.Buhari hated democracy with passion that he had to kill and imprison just anybody for speaking up against his dictatorship and highhandedness just to remain in power and run Nigeria like his house.Buhari can not function in any democratic system,he is a dictator let him remain and die as one.

Goodluck Jonathan won't get us their overnight considering his personal factor and politics of the times we are in ,he will only make his positive marks and the Job of building a nation like Nigeria will continue with better leaders in their prime but certainly not Buhari , he would become worst,At this time of the century we can't be fielding tired legs and expect better results.....MARK MY WORDS
undecided kai!!! Bros you dull o!! The people who love Nigeria will thumbprint for change come fe-buhari14. The enemies of Nigeria say 'stealing is not corruption' and so they want continuity.

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