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It's quite obvious that some of us (Nairalanders) are struggling a lot lately with intimate frustrations. Saying this, Who Is the Fittest ( Men or Women) to wear the chastity belt?

Voting booth is open

Going on a date and yes, i am wearing a chastity belt

Women, because anything can still go in there. . . .finger, cucumber,bat or w/e this ppl use

men, they just need to zip it, it is too much

Jst wanted to b d 3rd 2 comment on dis.
Anyway i tink a hermaphrodite needs it more.

@topup.very well said.i feel u

topup:

Hehe, where I live, the term 'fit' refers to someone who is either in great physical shape or is attractive. 'He's fit', but you mean who is suited, I suppose.
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And you are 100% correct.  I'll change to the most suitable person.  That was just my BVI Colloquial Dialect.  Thanks for correcting me.

topup:


I think maybe men should wear it, because though sometimes women force themselves on men, it is a lot harder for a woman to Be Intimate if the man doesn't do a thing, whilst it is still possible to engage in sex, even if the girl decides she won't do a thing, as long as she's not wearing a chasity belt, the act is still possible.

Not sure if that made sense, but you get what I mean (hopefully).

Not sure if I got your drift - I am confused. Reread. Got it

Women need to wear it because

1.If junior (family heir) is going to pass through there, that part of the body need to be shown some respect.

2.A strange privates might irreversibly damage the family prized canal. Lovemaking may never be the same again for couple.

3.When you sexually conquer the matriach of a family, you rubbish the family pride. A lady who submits self to a married man or committed male partner should consider herself conquered to the eternal glory of the conqueror and family

I've been thinking: - I know these are medieval devices but i think women who are afraid of being molestation should wear chastity belts to keep off intimate predators. Am i right or wrong?

Predators

Cayon:

I've been thinking: - I know these are medieval devices but i think women who are afraid of being molestation should wear chastity belts to keep off intimate predators. Am i right or wrong?

Predators

wouldn't it be better not to choke from sperm? Them no get mouth?

im confsed ruby

@ topic i think its the men jare

n cayon yeah they should but which woman isnt scared of molestation anyway

Ebony-Silk:

wouldn't it be better not to choke from sperm? Them no get mouth?

Silky:  Please come back here because I didn't get the question.  break it down infant style for me.  thanks

bluespice:

I'm confsed ruby

@ topic i think its the men jare

n cayon yeah they should but which woman isnt scared of molestation anyway

True dat

The one who wants to be remain a virgin I still got my belt on lock (pun intended).

Cayon:

Silky: Please come back here because I didn't get the question. break it down infant style for me.

and to bluespice. . . . .

If a guy really wants To Molest a girl, she's got two holes. If one is closed, he'd go for the other. So would she want to choke on his bigstick?

in that case illd say 3 holes
b.t.w these arent holes per-say
they are orifices

Lol, but atleast the belt still covers two of those holes


In this world, women are not safe. . . .even men sef, now that we have gay men roaming abt

@silky and Bluspice

where is the third hole?

StephenP:

The one who wants to be remain a virgin I still got my belt on lock (pun intended).

Bluespice you think you can answer StephenP

off 2 bed - sleepy baaad

lol cayon the 3 'holes' r
the mouth
womanliness n
anus
hence silky's referrence to gay men u gerrit?

stephenP
so wait, wat was it i . .

Ebony-Silk:

and to bluespice. . . . .

If a guy really wants To Molest a girl, she's got two holes. If one is closed, he'd go for the other. So would she want to choke on his bigstick?

_{clears throat . . . . . .} 

@topic

it would be more appropriate for the guy;

[list]
[li]Frustrated sexuality[/li]
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[li]bloodless brains[/li]
[/list]
[list]
[li]manipulative expanding meats[/li]
[/list]
[list]
[li]last but not the least . . . . their utter stupidity and insensitivity to their female counterparts![/li]
[/list]

Lol!!!! that was fun . . . lol

bluespice:

lol cayon the 3 'holes' r
the mouth
womanliness n
anus
hence silky's referrence to gay men u gerrit?

who cares? @topic

Ebony-Silk:

wouldn't it be better not to choke from sperm? Them no get mouth?

na wa o. Who has been teaching you all this?

Chastity, my foot!

some married couples make lock their. partner and keep the key shouldn't be a problem as long as it is not uncomfortable. like when he goes for guy's night out. and other extremely sexy outing that she cannot make along with him

your chastity belt is so old.
i love to custom chastity belt for mysellf.
http://www.spicesforlove.com/