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A 28-year-old woman allegedly hospitalizes
her 27-year-old boyfriend after 'dreaming' that
he was cheating on her.
Tanisha Keyes was arrested by Dallas police
after severely beating her boyfriend Bishop
Hayes with a baseball bat.
Authorities asked Tanisha what led her to
commit the brutal beating in which she
responded "I had a dream that Bishop was
cheating on me". Although as crazy as the
motive sounds, authorities speculate that
Tanisha is indeed telling the truth. Tanisha
told authorities she had a dream of Bishop
having sexual relations with another woman in
their own bed, before she woke up and beat
Bishop.
However, authorities believe Tanisha may
possibly have a mental disorder. "Yeah she’s
either mentally unstable or a crazy a*s b*tch"
says officer Ronald Harper, "how can you
nearly beat your partner to death because you
dreamt of them cheating?" finished officer
Harper.
Tanisha will be tested for mental illness while
Bishop is being treated at the nearest hospital.
Bishop is currently in serious condition with
severe blunt force trauma. Although being in
serious condition, Bishop was somehow able
to speak and was asked a few questions by
reporters. When asked his opinion on
Tanisha’s motives for beating him, that being
he was cheating in her dream, Bishop
responded "sh*t I don’t even know what to
think, you gotta be a crazy b*tch to beat
someone for dreaming of someone cheating…
but I actually did cheat a few days ago, but
there’s no way she could've known about that
so, I’m actually glad I cheated cause now it
seems like I didn’t get beat for no reason. But
she still a crazy b*tch if you ask me". After
revealing that he actually cheated without
Tanisha’s knowledge, Bishop became
unconscious.
Tanisha will be charged with assault and
battery with a deadly weapon and attempted
murder and can face up to 17 years in federal
prison for her crimes.

Opium is very bad to health

Lmao


Like seriously? and to think of it, the stew_pid Boyfriend is even enjoying the beating indirectly?


Some Boy $ha


iHope this doesn't get to FrontPage-this will definately Vitiate our ego as men...

I can't laugh

That boy friend Na something else,though d girl is crazy,believe me that fool bishop is crazier

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Seems the lady is the one that run the relationship






For her to have gotten the audacity to send the guy to hospital by her beatings
This one nah wah oooo

This is funny

naijaboiy:
And he was just staring at her

he for beat her?

Best he could have done was leave.

Both of them are Crazy,faints after confession that is wierd

naijaboiy:

All join...

If e no go defend himsef den he for comot. No be to stand dey look

maybe she tie him leg or something. Or he dey form Jesus, Or maybe he try fight back but she too strong or better still, he like the beating.

naijaboiy:

Oga all the options wey you list here no be am at all

abi.... Wetin i for talk na. I still no fit fathom any good reason for am to dey there chop the beating.


Make God no allow me ever raise my hand on woman cos person go spend 15 days for ICU

Dat guy na mumu.

BukkyDan:
This is funny

funny, really.

dre11:
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Naa wah oo





For her to have gotten the audacity to send the guy to hospital by her beatings
This one nah wah oooo

Possibly she's accustomed to beating him, tho not to this extent.

She woke up and attacked the guy with a baseball bat and people are wondering if he just stood there watching or if his legs were tied. What would he have used to defend himself if caught unawares? Wolverine's claws?