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Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by tolutweety(m): 6:29am On Jan 20, 2015

CoCoLav:

If I ever have to kick you in the groin, the length of time it will take you to recover (if you ever do) Will tell you how long I have been in the business

Wen ll u be ready for the kick?

Good morning dear

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Edusouls(m): 7:00am On Jan 20, 2015

i hear,kungfu lesson for women,against men,that's interesting..

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by geelord(m): 7:21am On Jan 20, 2015

major466:
In a world growing with violence on a daily basis. The need for self protection becomes very paramount, especially for ladies who are usually vulnerable.
Below is a pictorial display of how ladies can defend themselves from possible violent attacks.

Step 1. Stand your ground. Show no fear.
Step 2. Hold your position and lower yourself below the attacker's chin.
Step 3. Make a surprise thrust with your head on his jaw area. This will disorient him into confusion.
Step4. Consolidate and take advantage of the confusion on the attacker with a nice knee kick on his balls. This will make him lose control.
Step 5. Keep on the offensive by giving the attacker a knock on the back with your elbow.
Step 6. Triple it up with a kick on the attacker's heard as he skampars for breadth.
Step 7. This time your attacker falls on the ground gasping in pains, but don't let go yet. Give him a leg kick to prevent surprise offensive from the attacker.
Step 8. Now your attacker is completely subdued. You may finish him up with kick on his arms and back.

Disclaimer: This is advisable only in life threatening situation. Don't practice this on your husband.

May God help her the guy is not 'agbero'....no be she go tell the story oo

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Onyiido: 7:22am On Jan 20, 2015

MrDojo:
All d@ 1 is story oh.... OP..

I dnt tink any babe can do d@ oh

U never jam be that

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Spidermon: 7:24am On Jan 20, 2015

hardbody:
I also recall that in my marshall arts classes we were repeatedly warned to avoid circumstances that may lead to a fight, we should only defend and not fight but in defending be sure to destabilize your opponent and then run away. Never wait to finish him off, except there is apparent danger to your life and limb.

P.S.

I hold a sixth Dan Black belt in Karate. Steps 4 and 6 are rather very brutaĺ. A knife hand to the wind pipe is more effective and deadly in the face of real danger. A kick to the shin ends most fights immediately.

Oss Sensei *bows*

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Spidermon: 7:26am On Jan 20, 2015

CoCoLav:

If I ever have to kick you in the groin, the length of time it will take you to recover (if you ever do) Will tell you how long I have been in the business

U kick balls for a living??

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by DaBullIT(m): 7:29am On Jan 20, 2015

Orikinla:
OP, Thank you for posting this life saving topic.
Every lady should also get a taser or stun gun.
http://www.stun-gun-defense-products.com/buy-stun-gun/TASER-Versus-Stun-Gun.html

Your helping. But your help isn't helpful

Even in US , ownership and use of stun guns, pepper spray is controlled

Nigeria can not control who owns or uses it if ladies buy

What about misuse / abuse

Vengeance mission

Reprisal for breaking up

Kind of the reason why gun use requires licence

And technically your asking ladies to buy guns

Not cool

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 7:29am On Jan 20, 2015

LadyX:
Why do you think you deserve an exception?

goodmorning.
I don't deserve an exception, the statement was just kinda funny to me!

Well,if u think I deserve an exception,do d needful! wink

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Creamish(f): 7:31am On Jan 20, 2015

braindamage:

hahahahahahahahahahaha grin

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by DaBullIT(m): 7:34am On Jan 20, 2015

[size=18pt]According to the drawing , its easy.

But in reality , It's not

Don't forget that your would be attacker isn't sleep walking , he has premeditated and probably has experience on his side

Best thing.

Run as fast as you can.

Scream as loud as you can

Have a relative on your speed dial long press your speed dial number , it will call your relative automatically

Don't use loong passwords for your phone because of the things ladies do , they need privacy and looooooong phone passwords

Keep your mobile phone in your hand , not in your bag. Its a handset not bagset undecided

Finally and most importantly. Always pray not to shi rin or kan agbako grin

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Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by CoCoLav(f): 7:41am On Jan 20, 2015

tolutweety:

Wen ll u be ready for the kick?

Good morning dear

Lol....let me think about it.

Good morning to you too.

How are you?

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by CoCoLav(f): 7:41am On Jan 20, 2015

Spidermon:

U kick balls for a living??

Yes....I am a footballer wink

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by LadyX(f): 7:53am On Jan 20, 2015

Morning

Newkidoo:

goodmorning.
I don't deserve an exception, the statement was just kinda funny to me!

Well,if u think I deserve an exception,do d needful!

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by tolutweety(m): 7:54am On Jan 20, 2015

CoCoLav:

Lol....let me think about it.

Good morning to you too.
How are you?

We v derailed ds thread enuf.
…………>> to our crib.

I'm pweety good.

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Dolypson04(m): 7:58am On Jan 20, 2015

Too much of Korean film dey worry u. Tell that to Sub Zero

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by LadyX(f): 8:02am On Jan 20, 2015

By the way how does one post a topic? Can't see the option for that. Am still a learner

Newkidoo:

goodmorning.
I don't deserve an exception, the statement was just kinda funny to me!

Well,if u think I deserve an exception,do d needful!

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Spidermon: 8:04am On Jan 20, 2015

CoCoLav:

Yes....I am a footballer

With your lenght of experience, u suppose dey national team na....

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 8:09am On Jan 20, 2015

LadyX:
Morning

I said do the needful! You didn't even say which is

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 8:14am On Jan 20, 2015

LadyX:
By the way how does one post a topic? Can't see the option for that. Am still a learner

Am i permitted to laugh!
grin

, i just couldn't control it..

Go to the section you wish to post your thread, you will ''create new topic'' on top of the section/page!

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 8:16am On Jan 20, 2015

DaBullIT:
[size=18pt]According to the drawing , its easy. Don't forget that your would be attacker isn't sleep walking

Best thing.

Run as fast as you can. Scream as loud as you can

Have a relative on your speed dial long pressing that number e.g 1 will call your relative automatically

Don't use loong passwords for your phone because of the things ladies do , they need privacy and looooooong phone passwords

Keep your mobile phone in your hand , not in your bag. Its a handset not bagset

Finally and most importantly. Always pray not to shi rin or kan agbako [/size]

God bless this sensible man!

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Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by CoCoLav(f): 8:19am On Jan 20, 2015

Spidermon:

With your lenght of experience, u suppose dey national team na....

I play for Warri Wolves

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by LadyX(f): 8:19am On Jan 20, 2015

Yes o! You are permitted to laugh grin

Thanks

Newkidoo:

Am i permitted to laugh!
, i just couldn't control it..

Go to the section you wish to post your thread, you will ''creat new topic'' on top of the section/page!

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 8:22am On Jan 20, 2015

LadyX:
Yes o! You are permitted to laugh
Thanks

Now, a good reason why i deserve an exception wink

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by LadyX(f): 8:24am On Jan 20, 2015

I don't live in Lagos

, so I can't do the needful.

Newkidoo:

I said do the needful! You didn't even say which is

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by LadyX(f): 8:29am On Jan 20, 2015

You know how to defend yourself

Newkidoo:

Now, a good reason why i deserve an exception

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 8:30am On Jan 20, 2015

LadyX:
I don't live in Lagos , so I can't do the needful.

Do u think every nlanders live in lagos!
Ok, give me a hint then wink

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Newkidoo(m): 8:34am On Jan 20, 2015

LadyX:
You know how to defend yourself

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by LadyX(f): 8:36am On Jan 20, 2015

I dey village grin

Just kidding.

I prefer that if I meet someone online, it ends or revolves there (online).
If I meet someone in real life, we take it from there.
With the funny stories of nlanders blind date experinces, fear dey catch me o grin

Don't get offended.

Newkidoo:

Do u think every nlanders live in lagos!
Ok, give me a hint then

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Lisaflex(f): 8:37am On Jan 20, 2015

Afritop:

You call it fun. Try it with me and you are screwed

screwed ke?Wld be surprised if u live 2 tell d story tongue

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Lisaflex(f): 8:38am On Jan 20, 2015

eedriyz:

huh? Come and try it with me

Try attacking me n u will c wonders

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by Chazzyboy: 8:42am On Jan 20, 2015

Chizzy20:
ok

can u do it?

Re: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by deuce7(m): 8:47am On Jan 20, 2015

CoCoLav:

I will catch him off guard because he won't be expecting it.

It will work for you but let God always protect you from all evil

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