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Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 11:28am On Jan 24, 2015

mirexxx:
I was 8 in jss1 finished high skul at 14 completed 15 dat year tho. all my primary skul days i used those books if u lyk don't blive.. u go tell me whether na u dey live my life lolz

*Sips his bullet drink* jss1 @8? Wow! U must hv started pry sch at 2 when yur still breastfeeding and learning to walk. Wow! Im impressed. shocked

i blv u tho

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by olawalebabs(m): 11:31am On Jan 24, 2015

That was the book I used to learn the spelling of EXERCISE BOOK. (Ede X Ede Remi Coni Iya Segun Elere Bolu, Odabo Odabo Kayode)

Nice one OP.

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by mirexxx(f): 11:33am On Jan 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

*Sips his bullet drink* jss1 @8? Wow! U must hv started pry sch at 2 when yur still breastfeeding and learning to walk. Wow! Im impressed. i blv u tho

was promoted from nursery 3 to primary 2 by my proprietress. so i took entrance exam in primary 4

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Dexema(m): 11:35am On Jan 24, 2015

CoCoLav:
Just last week I went from bookshop to bookshop looking for:

One week one trouble
Joseph the village boy
Chike and the river
Bottled leopard
Echoes of hard times
Without a silver spoon
Raila the sugar girl
Trouble in form six
African Child

Could only get trouble in form six but my search still continues

African child by camara laye
Trouble in form six
Passport of Mallam Ilia
These memories make me nostalgic,I wish things cud be unified once again in this country just like b4.

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by mya1: 11:36am On Jan 24, 2015

BJ4REEL:
Nice throwback.........so many things have really changed in our schools.
Then we read alot of books, eg, without a silver spoon, the village headmasters, A man of the people and lots more ( though mine was extra extra cos i really love reading novels then: introvert things)
someone please remind me of one book like that, Ralia ~~something something~~
But now, all our young ones (aka indomie generation) know is social media,dating, flirting,sagging, malpratice and the likes.

Ralia the sugar girl!

I was a storybook addict in my primary school days. I read Koku Bamboni, without a silver spoon, Ralia the sugar girl, African night entertainment o(Mallam Shehu), the drummer boyetc.
My primary school days was fun..

Onward, 2a and 2b, drawing book,olympic exercise book.. Etc Good old days

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by CoCoLav(f): 11:39am On Jan 24, 2015

Abiagirl777:

Omg I have been looking for that speedy biscuit till today.it is de only biscuit my mind body and soul accepts, no replacement yet except occasional shortbread

My Mallam sells speedy biscuit, pepper snack, even Pako biscuit

What I'm looking for is ptit

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by BOUNTYDOG(m): 11:39am On Jan 24, 2015

But @ OP me I used dem all oh and still under 20.I remember vividly the day I became born again.from that day I became a new being

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by cutelover19(m): 11:42am On Jan 24, 2015

BJ4REEL:
Nice throwback.........so many things have really changed in our schools.
Then we read alot of books, eg, without a silver spoon, the village headmasters, A man of the people and lots more ( though mine was extra extra cos i really love reading novels then: introvert things)
someone please remind me of one book like that, Ralia ~~something something~~
But now, all our young ones (aka indomie generation) know is social media,dating, flirting,sagging, malpratice and the likes.

That should be ralia the sugar girl

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by dabossman(m): 11:42am On Jan 24, 2015

xmileeasy:
just wondering where PASSPORT OF MALLAM ILLIA is presently.how many of una read that book?I chop cane for that book o

I still have an old coverless copy in my library. Classic book.

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by LOUIS6(m): 11:44am On Jan 24, 2015

fuckerholic:

But that Simbi of a name which ethnicity getam sef ?

I think ''Simbi'' is a Yoruba name... Though i'm not sure

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Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by dabossman(m): 11:46am On Jan 24, 2015

mya1:

Ralia the sugar girl!

I was a storybook addict in my primary school days. I read Koku Bamboni, without a silver spoon, Ralia the sugar girl, African midnight tales or something (Malham Shehu) etc.
My primary school days was fun..

Onward, 2a and 2b, drawing book,olympic exercise book.. Etc Good old days

Yeah, Koku Bamboni! I read that while on holidays at my grandma's house in Ibadan. Ah, such sweet memories.

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 11:49am On Jan 24, 2015

mirexxx:
was promoted from nursery 3 to primary 2 by my proprietress. so i took entrance exam in primary 4

My dear, all join. I don accept your point which is; u used those books and yur still a teen tongue

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Wislet(f): 11:50am On Jan 24, 2015

joebeckz:
una de give me joy. I used all, even writing book with colored lines. And drawing book. Wonder y kids of now don't do tins uniformly. Sha, is der unity and peace in 9ja now sef? Am not suprised

ya. Used the coloured lines book which was used to learn 'WRITING' in those days.

When we had a song for EXERCISE BOOK:
E - Ede
X- times
E- Ede
R- Rice
C- Customer
I- I
S- See
E- Ede
B- Beans
O- Oloko
O- Oloko
K- kase

Lol. The veeeery sweet days. I miss it.

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 11:51am On Jan 24, 2015

LOUIS6:
I think ''Simbi'' is a Yoruba name... Though i'm not sure

I guess its from 'Simbiat' 'Simbiatu'

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Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Obanz2(f): 11:53am On Jan 24, 2015

creamylicious:
Abeg what's d age range of those pple who used dis book now? My age seems to be fluctuating. Don't know ow old I truly am

from 1976....

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by mirexxx(f): 11:54am On Jan 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

My dear, all join. I don accept your point which is; u used those books and yur still a teen

good boi

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by LOUIS6(m): 11:56am On Jan 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

I guess its from 'Simbiat' 'Simbiatu'

Yes.... Maybe

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 11:58am On Jan 24, 2015

mirexxx:
good boi

Hehehe. I wont agree this with u ma! Cuz;
1. Im not a boy
2. Even if i was a boy, im far from being a 'goodboy'
cheesy

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 11:59am On Jan 24, 2015

LOUIS6:
Yes.... Maybe

And i think its a moslem name. Cuz i havent seen a Christian Simbiat. Maybe im wrong tho

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Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by mirexxx(f): 11:59am On Jan 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

Hehehe. I wont agree this with u ma! Cuz;
1. Im not a boy
2. Even if i was a boy, im far from being a 'goodboy'

ok man

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jan 24, 2015

mirexxx:
ok man

MOre like it tongue

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by LOUIS6(m): 12:03pm On Jan 24, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

And i think its a moslem name. Cuz i havent seen a Christian Simbiat. Maybe im wrong tho

Yes!.... U are very correct.... It's a moslem name

I like d name ''Simbi'' sha

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Blinggee: 12:07pm On Jan 24, 2015

BJ4REEL:
Nice throwback.........so many things have really changed in our schools.
Then we read alot of books, eg, without a silver spoon, the village headmasters, A man of the people and lots more ( though mine was extra extra cos i really love reading novels then: introvert things)
someone please remind me of one book like that, Ralia ~~something something~~
But now, all our young ones (aka indomie generation) know is social media,dating, flirting,sagging, malpratice and the likes.

I guess you mean to remember"ralia the sugar girl "

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jan 24, 2015

LOUIS6:
Yes!.... U are very correct.... It's a moslem name

I like d name ''Simbi'' sha

I like it when its 'Simbiat'. Also Taibat

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Blinggee: 12:27pm On Jan 24, 2015

nwaanambra1:

THEN I TRIED SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE IMAGE AT THE BACK OF THAT EXERCISE BOOK - I WONDERED IF IT WAS JESUS CHRIST HANGING SIDEWAYS OR WAS IT JESUS BROTHER? THEN I WILL BE LIKE JESUS IS NOT BLACK! THEN I WILL BE LIKE MAY BE THE MAN WAS KILLED AND HANGED UPSIDE DOWN AND I WILL BE LIKE WHY? I ONCE ASKED MY ELDER SISTER WHO WAS LIKE 13 THEN AND SHE TOLD ME THAT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE THAT STEALS - I GUESS THAT ANSWER IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I HATED STEALING! AND I NEVER DID UNDERSTOOD THAT COVER IMAGE TILL I GREW UP. . .

NOW I KNOW ITS A MAN DOING HIGH JUMP IN OLYMPICS - HENCE THE NAME OF THE EXERCISE BOOK.

I just can't stop laughing at your foolishness at that age,it also happened to me........chai

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Princesschi(f): 12:31pm On Jan 24, 2015

BJ4REEL:
Nice throwback.........so many things have really changed in our schools.
Then we read alot of books, eg, without a silver spoon, the village headmasters, A man of the people and lots more ( though mine was extra extra cos i really love reading novels then: introvert things)
someone please remind me of one book like that, Ralia ~~something something~~
But now, all our young ones (aka indomie generation) know is social media,dating, flirting,sagging, malpratice and the likes.

sugar girl..
Did u read "stories my mother told me"?

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by desmondoo(m): 12:31pm On Jan 24, 2015

Lol, EDE TIMES EDE, RICE CUSTOMER, I SEE EDE, BEANS OLOKO OLOKO KAY. very funny doz days. (EXERCISE BOOK)

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Biliamin(m): 12:32pm On Jan 24, 2015

veave:
O
Lee
Yaa
Maa
Pee
Iee
Cio

Eze times eze, rice customer I see eze buying oluko oluko kay

Ede times Ede, rashidi kukuru iya sesan, ere ball odabo odabo O Kola.

o'boy.... can't stop laughing

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Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Acekidc4(m): 12:35pm On Jan 24, 2015

yemmit90:

29 years old and above.

Wich 29 and above? Am 24yrs n I use all of dem!!! Meanwhile does anybody still remba d slapping of Hands game; After Round 1 original panadol extra o tun gbe de!!!

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Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by BJ4REEL(m): 12:39pm On Jan 24, 2015

Princesschi:

sugar girl..
Did u read "stories my mother told me"?

OMG......Thanks, you dnt know how i feel remembering this......
Ralia the sugar girl was one of my favourite then........
No i ddnt

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Gynacologist(m): 12:40pm On Jan 24, 2015

joebeckz:
una de give me joy. I used all, even writing book with colored lines. And drawing book. Wonder y kids of now don't do tins uniformly. Sha, is der unity and peace in 9ja now sef? Am not suprised

whn buhari de contxt wat do u fink?

Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by alvin000(m): 12:40pm On Jan 24, 2015

First book is; na daya fafalollo, na biyu Supadi, na uku mai dogon wuya, nahudu dan makaranta, na biyar mai hanchin roba. Third book is ; mrs salami n mr salami, ali n simbi. All stories

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