Ar yhu drunk or sometin?

hifaif:


Bad! I had a bad day but I am fine after taking a shower. Your dp is my phone's wallpaper. It is really cute. Don't wish to derail this thread any further.

I like you!

lols thanks dear
like u too

geogolddanielz:
as i went to the bank today to deposit money in my junior brotherz account i met a girl there so she looked somehow familiar ....so i juss concluded to meet her after d deposite so as i was through she was still there.......as i was walking up to her w had an eye contact so as i reached close enough i wanted to talk in a cool gentle voice but i just went off-key and kind of shouted whatsup in d banking hall and she shouted back at me saying excuse me can i hlp u......and everybody turnd and was like wah d ....we juss talked and she collected my number and offered me a ride home and my mind was blown away wn she walked up to a bentley and opened it ......(in my mind i was like yeh....o boi see ride ) i just kept staring at it like damn..am i in a dream or waht then she snapped me back to my senses and was like are u coming or wat?? i quickly rushed and entered i was just looking and she just giggled and said my dad bought dis for me ........i was speechless ........ she asked me directions for my house i directed her and she dropped me and since yesterday we av been close sha...

chai op sabi lie ooo

bigtt76:
If na today she disgraced you, how one come take de close since yesterday? #justasking

Hehehe. Saw that too. Too many fairy tales in romance section.

OP.. U can lie ehh...

Buh seriously some dudes here still live in d village.
U guyz don't know there are dedicated branches that work on saturdays nd few on sundays.
But u can only carry out deposit nd withdrawal while sundays re strictly WUMT nd Money Gram.

Ooppzz.. Nah student even full nairaland sef..

Midehi:
i hope she suger mummy

Midehi:
i hope she is not a sugar mummy

i hope she is not a suger mummy[/quote]

Just see how u wasted 3 good lines for just one sentence!

hifaif:


Bad! I had a bad day but I am fine after taking a shower. Your dp is my phone's wallpaper. It is really cute. Don't wish to derail this thread any further.

I like you!

Why are u acting like you aint got game

PM her na...

funny how people dont know banks open on saturday but close 12. but today i d think so cas of the evironmental

If this story na true, make heaven come down... U deposit money on saturday bah,, abeg jare...

Hmm I know u are lying OP but continue with your story.

bigtt76:
If na today she disgraced you, how one come take de close since yesterday? #justasking

Hahahahhahahahahah this comment just disorganised my ribs
one million dollars for you Bae anytime I get am

like someone once commented, these kinda stories should end with '' we are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator''

geogolddanielz:
as i went to the bank today to deposit money in my junior brotherz account i met a girl there so she looked somehow familiar ....so i juss concluded to meet her after d deposite so as i was through she was still there.......as i was walking up to her w had an eye contact so as i reached close enough i wanted to talk in a cool gentle voice but i just went off-key and kind of shouted whatsup in d banking hall and she shouted back at me saying excuse me can i hlp u......and everybody turnd and was like wah d ....we juss talked and she collected my number and offered me a ride home and my mind was blown away wn she walked up to a bentley and opened it ......(in my mind i was like yeh....o boi see ride ) i just kept staring at it like damn..am i in a dream or waht then she snapped me back to my senses and was like are u coming or wat?? i quickly rushed and entered i was just looking and she just giggled and said my dad bought dis for me ........i was speechless ........ she asked me directions for my house i directed her and she dropped me and since yesterday we av been close sha...

ehhhnn....so why telling us

geogolddanielz:
as i went to the bank today to deposit money in my junior brotherz account i met a girl there so she looked somehow familiar ....so i juss concluded to meet her after d deposite so as i was through she was still there.......as i was walking up to her w had an eye contact so as i reached close enough i wanted to talk in a cool gentle voice but i just went off-key and kind of shouted whatsup in d banking hall and she shouted back at me saying excuse me can i hlp u......and everybody turnd and was like wah d ....we juss talked and she collected my number and offered me a ride home and my mind was blown away wn she walked up to a bentley and opened it ......(in my mind i was like yeh....o boi see ride ) i just kept staring at it like damn..am i in a dream or waht then she snapped me back to my senses and was like are u coming or wat?? i quickly rushed and entered i was just looking and she just giggled and said my dad bought dis for me ........i was speechless ........ she asked me directions for my house i directed her and she dropped me and since yesterday we av been close sha...

Chai, uncle can lie

Dis mumu watch Nigerian movies so tey e don dey destroy ur career of owning ur own Bentley. Instead make u get, a gal don use am cari u for dream. Aw u wan get am again. Skunk

Gboyeboy:
Ehnnnnn?! Okay now!! Which bank dey operate on Saturday sef?

mumu na friday it

amunkita:
OP.. U can lie ehh...
Buh seriously some dudes here still live in d village.
U guyz don't know there are dedicated branches that work on saturdays nd few on sundays.
But u can only carry out deposit nd withdrawal while sundays re strictly WUMT nd Money Gram.
Ooppzz.. Nah student even full nairaland sef..

thank u mah brother tell dem abeg

Midehi:
i hope she is suger mummy

nope she isnt

*singing* dis is super story........

Gboyeboy:
Ehnnnnn?! Okay now!! Which bank dey operate on Saturday sef?

FCMB dey operate infact on its 8-5pm on weekdays

Hmmmnnnnn

Bro u ve been neuralyzed.. loooool

Gboyeboy:
Ehnnnnn?! Okay now!! Which bank dey operate on Saturday sef?

Some banks open on saturdays like skye bank, fcmb nd so on

mytime24:
hmmmmmmmmm

pls mademoiselle just encourage the dude, i guess he wants to try his luck as well..

LewisO:
i hope she is not a suger mummy

Just see how u wasted 3 good lines for just one sentence!

no mind me jor...na weed do me dat tin jare...lol

geogolddanielz:

nope she isnt

ok ooooo....be careful

Midehi:

no mind me jor...na weed do me dat tin jare...lol

i c U

Screen writers guild of Nigeria.. smh

Don't we have mods in this section? why hasn't this thread be deleted?! Person go bank today (saturday) met some one today, and they've been close since Yesterday (Friday) and a naija girl driving a bentley that her father bought for her......and you guys mean to tell me this OP doesn't need Medical attention? Sad something.

malonephills:
You forgot to write your last sentence, that you were dreaming, cause which bank operate on saturday

If u read well, u will know that dis very thread came in yesterday being 31st(saturday) andthe tread reads, "how a gal disgraced me yesterday" . So? D yesterday of a saturday is friday. Omachancha

chigoizie7:


If u read well, u will know that dis very thread came in yesterday being 31st(saturday) andthe tread reads, "how a gal disgraced me yesterday" . So? D yesterday of a saturday is friday. Omachancha

now I understand you, apologise for my missconception