Kedam:
Not every guy can afford light skin females( accepted) Not every guy have interest in them (Fact)

MrCork:
^^^Serrriously..the boy comes onto nairaland, giv us stoneage advise on how to talk to choicks and then when u corrret hih....he started cusssin for no reason like Angry farmer. This home base people mennnnnn!!!

mikporch:


Dear mr cork am starting to think you ar a robot the way you keep repeating a statement as a reply for a different quote is fascinating I had to use d word cuz am really amazed at your dumb comments
Btw make the mistake of quoting me and you will find your self right in the middle of the Vietnam war trust me I can make voodoo do thins that voodoo would be amazed he did and wld be happy to go on a free trial

Shubbylee:



LOL! all these things d OP is saying is for Teenage Boys/ Uni Students....we're off that!!

sweetbaby22:


I totally understand and agree with you to some extent. Nothing special about this country. Very stupid weather, even summer time it gets cold. you might just dress up all nice and skimpy to enjoy the heat and next things its cold again. Well I bet people in Nigeria might be doing better once you have the right connections. But me once I am done studying I am coming straight back. The white people just smile at you but deep down they don't like the fact that you are in their country.

The jobs available to us are the dirty once, shop floor assistance, care work, customer care (Mcdonalds, Tesco, etc) and so on and if you aint a citizen as in having their British passport its another issue on its own. So many things.... no place like home, trust me. That's why when I visit Nigeria and I see the way we treat them (white people) here like Gods, I get mad.

blaze2cool:


Infact

thunder fire u....
ogun kill u.....

go help ur family that are still poor am sure their some who need ur help and i know u will quote me again and if u do u will be the most stupid, little london away base squirrel.

bamite:
Mr London pls work on ur English,its really poor.

ladyabadi:
I boarded a cab with a guy who was carrying garri and small quantity of vegetable in a sack bag. We exchange pleasantaries and the next he said was that he works in shell. I almost choked with anger because I dun mean to be rude be he really looks like mortuary attendant. I also told him I work in chevron nd my car just broke down.

Psalmwise:
I use to use Fork to eat eba wenever shez around is it also bad ...,dnt want her to feel am a dirty boi

Mimienudles:
Really annoying especially, when it clear that they faking. Even if I liked the guy, I'd just dislike him instantly

sweetbaby22:


I totally understand and agree with you to some extent. Nothing special about this country. Very stupid weather, even summer time it gets cold. you might just dress up all nice and skimpy to enjoy the heat and next things its cold again. Well I bet people in Nigeria might be doing better once you have the right connections. But me once I am done studying I am coming straight back. The white people just smile at you but deep down they don't like the fact that you are in their country.

The jobs available to us are the dirty once, shop floor assistance, care work, customer care (Mcdonalds, Tesco, etc) and so on and if you aint a citizen as in having their British passport its another issue on its own. So many things.... no place like home, trust me. That's why when I visit Nigeria and I see the way we treat them (white people) here like Gods, I get mad.

ddaammyy:
u go fear na. No wash hand chop the eba make e enter ur body wella. Who send u message? U know hw she dey chop her own for ha house?

MrCork:



...fact remains I loaded wit pound sterlin..pirrriod!!

erico2k2:

Howmuch?

MrCork:



....bro ...no oofeince to yor picture profile & am not sayn u ugly coz u look Ugly so pls don't quote me...Clearly u neer gerrrit coz English is not yor first language. What On earth has Vietnam gots to do with Nairaland for Gods Sake??

...you homebase people mennnnnn...I give up!!

MrCork:



...any guy that does not like Light skin females is clearly 100% g@y.....ebven Opinion poll from 2 week ago agreed that 98% of all men have low esteem coz they cant affroed light skin females

Beamborla:
Changing your accent. It's annoying.

Ipledge:
yea am good at it,u can never know I was brought up in a villa

Beamborla:

Then, you, my dear, do not have a problem

favoured234:

Although that guys skin irritates me like mad but I love his "summertime"

MrCork:



....bro truss me I gotz moiney...I just arrived bak into London last nite from That Nigeria. I went to inspect a propaty at your so called banana island in lagos. I wasn't impress but I will be buyn it.

...Come bak and talk to me if u have wat we call: GORRILAL MOINEY!! (no oofeinse)

MrCork:



....bro truss me I gotz moiney...I just arrived bak into London last nite from That Nigeria. I went to inspect a propaty at your so called banana island in lagos. I wasn't impress but I will be buyn it.

...Come bak and talk to me if u have wat we call: GORRILAL MOINEY!! (no oofeinse)

MrCork:



....bro truss me I gotz moiney...I just arrived bak into London last nite from That Nigeria. I went to inspect a propaty at your so called banana island in lagos. I wasn't impress but I will be buyn it.

...Come bak and talk to me if u have wat we call: GORRILAL MOINEY!! (no oofeinse)

Ipledge:
so you mean we can roll...

Beamborla:

Depends on where we are rolling to.

vjsmiles:
phonering