EUROBOMBER:


My father will curse me today for posting my brother's pix online where he is hussling for chops meanwhile my family tree are still in the rain forests naked and cross banging chimps.

EUROBOMBER:


That gorilla down there has payed to shaft your useless moma tonight and I have granted permission.

Arrange her expanded totos tonight or enp up in kiri kiri, gerrit?

harde2lah:

Don't worry the curse would not make any difference in your wretched life. cretinous fvctard, you're so stupid i cant count your brain cells on one hand. Keep sweating your miserable self out

harde2lah:

Don't worry the curse would not make any difference in your wretched life. cretinous fvctard, you're so stupid i cant count your brain cells on one hand. Keep sweating your miserable self out

harde2lah:

You mean your uncle, chinounso that sells gala in traffic to feed your wretched family? Bwahahahahaha..this primitive cave dweller has fallen my hand Damn! You should not be ashamed of your uncle, you empty-headed dunce. Look at the face of the smelly ass below. Uncle chinonsor

Reminez:

I have informed the zoo authority here about you and the hoe you call momma.Since Haruna was one of the gorillas that donated the sperm that fertilized your momma's egg,It has become imperative to cage you folks in other to continue Haruna's legacies. Ask the hoe at home about Haruna or better still use Google to find out about one of your forebears in UnIbadan. Omo Iran Inaki Haruna

Reminez:

Is that the bastard??...I can see his flat.head.

EUROBOMBER:


[s]Says the good-for-nothing fretin that mortgaged his brain for a plate of ewa People like you should be donated to medical students to use for experiment in their labs after all you're a product of cross breeding between a hairy ape and a gorilla. [/s]

Reminez:

Don't bother. I know how to handle infants(baby gorillas) with a single digit IQ like him.

Reminez:

Don't bother. I know how to handle infants(baby gorillas) with a single digit IQ like him.

egift:
Jonathan's promise is weightless. 5yrs after as President and Trillions squandered, Nigerians are not better off.

The Yorubas are far better off as Second-In-Command and major stakeholders in a Buhari Presidency than be depending on the vabal promises of a man who has proven many time he cannot keep to his words. Ask PDP, NGF, Lawmakers, OBJ and Nigerians - It is a known fact.

Sai Buhari all the way!

Reminez:

Is that the bastard??...I can see his flat.head.

EUROBOMBER:


A squad has been sent into the rain forests to look for your father because we have reliable info that he is a large gorilla with rod like a spear. he so banged your mother pugzy till his shaft pirced from behind thereby infecting your moma with monkey gonorhea.

meanwhile your moma is still donatring free ponmo to the babalawos at sango shrine, when will you save her from those chains naa

Reminez:

I am elated you and the hoe you call momma didn't deny your progenitor Haruna.Agents of the NIGERIA CONSERVATION FOUNDATION are on their way to pick you and the hoe you call momma up. I will be waiting to pay to watch both of you at UI zoo.

harde2lah:

Lamentations of a delusional m0ron. Stop having akpu for breakfast so that you can stop spewing trash. I know you have no life outside nairaland.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape m0ron!
Go and Die fool. I cant wait to attend your funeral...oops..I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

EUROBOMBER:


First handle your big moma gorilla who cursed this world with your worthless life and your mad hairy ape of a father.

Reminez:

I am elated you and the hoe you call momma didn't deny your progenitor Haruna.Agents of the NIGERIA CONSERVATION FOUNDATION are on their way to pick you and the hoe you call momma up. I will be waiting to pay to watch both of you at UI zoo.

Islie:


This people should just say the want the share of the largesse that the President is sharing and not come up with the Yoruba agenda they are trying to sell to us

Reminez:

Infant with an inherent single digit IQ.Heard you have trisomy 21 too.It really sucks to be you. The scum of the earth cum hoe you call momma must really be cursing the day she agreed to fvck Haruna(UI's dead gorilla) and co in return for a bowl of smelly akpu which hitherto led to your conception.

EUROBOMBER:


but even dogs don fvck your moma tire under bride and pour their youghourt on top her rotten face tire naa UI gorilla is dead but king kongs are still shafting your witch mama till today. their shats as big as spear has expaned the pugzy so tay even a dangote trailer can drive inside.

Oo I pity you

EUROBOMBER:


[s]Lamentations of a walking dead body helldelah. Stop having dog shiit mixed with expired ewedu so that you can fully eveolve into a human being. Which business does monkey hardellah have ooo, chai You have already been buried and eaten by rodents. what is walking around is a finished corpse to donated to sango soon. Kill your walking spirit by setting yourself on fire. you're the perfect definition of frustration. pathetic loser!

I am busy and gat lots of job to do instead of spending all my day on Nairaland like a jobless he-goat like you.[/s]

Reminez:

You are sounding paranoid already.I didn't say you are going to upper Iweka. I said UI zoo where you would meet your kith and kin. Bloody savage!!!!

harde2lah:


[s]You have forgotten to see how pathetic you're. If brains were money, you’d be a charity case. If you hadn't woken ur father up with a sliding kick, you'd not have been cursed. Fool, You're not even as half busy as I am but that would not deter me from panel beating your flatty ass and your miserable and wretched life into coma.

If I hear say you have a job again, I'll land you a dirty e-slap but I wouldn't want to be sued for animal abuse. Oh..I forgot, uncle enamdi wants you to stay in his spare part shop till he's back. That's fine! When you recharge, I'll be right here for you nigga.

How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage cans and dog-shit. Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly? I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Please go to hell and die. It will be a pleasure attending your funeral. And next time you come to this world again, I will chase you, take your life and erase it...Waste it, in the fvckin streets cause it ain't worth shit.

The undertaker take your ass under the earth quick.[/s]

EUROBOMBER:


[s]Working corpse helldelah, you have already died and a walking dead spirit waiting to be offered as appeasementy sacrifice to sango.

I feel your pain because I know it has not been easy living under ojuelegba bride all these years since your family were chased out of your one-room shack because you could not pay rent again.

I know it is not easy watching your moma being shafted by agberos and donating ponmo everywhere just so that she can purchase some ewa for hellforedellah and other family swine under the bridge.

Ok, since I am a kind guy, I hereby offer you accomodation with my dog but it is just for one month ooo and no longer

I know you cannot also pay rent for my dog cage so guess what I will take for rent?

Your moma must donate pugzy to my dog anytime nature calls and same with your pigmy sisters failure to donate ponmo to bingo then i kill y'll dirty arzzes outa his cage and back to under ojuelegba gerrit? [/s]

harde2lah:

[s]Lubbish. I didn't even read this shit. Homeless muthfvcker, life must be have been real fuvcking hard for you. I understand. How bout you get you di.ck out your flatty dead ass and quit babbling. Go back to your corner and sell your baby powder fool. Stop being mad at life okay. I hope you're a troll, otherwise your momma fvcked up raising you[/s].

EUROBOMBER:


[s]See frustration i hear you were not born normally, you fell out from your moma's well and hit your cone head on the floor thereby becoming brain dead. better contibute money so that you can try and stich your moma's thing before it is too late oo. [/s]

harde2lah:

[s]You momma is h.o.rny, release your dogs and let them do the needful. You’re just another waste of human space. No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. All that you are, you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?[/s]

EUROBOMBER:


[s]Shut up there, after chimps and gorillas have used their shaft to chuk your mama so tay the thing commot for her yansh for back
Medicals doctors are waiting to use you for laboratory experiments.

after shafting her they pour their smelly yogurt on her rotten expired face. [/s]

harde2lah:
So the National Conference was a plan after all to support the re-election of Mr. gej. All the participants are now singing praises of the President. Nonsense!! I'm not surprised. Money is a great barometer of people’s integrity. Money often reveals who a typical Nigerian really is.
Afenifere should shove their advise up their ass. We're sorry but our minds made up already.

harde2lah:


[s]homo biatch made boy be feeling funky. I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement[/s].

WisdomFlakes:


Tinubu said it then that the national conference was a ruse, a ploy by GEJ to blackmail the participants (especially the southern representatives) into supporting his re-election, and oh boy was Jagaban right. As for Adebanjo and Afenifere, they are only fooling themselves coz the average Yorubaman has decided for CHANGE.