Election is around the corner and almost everyone is preparing one way or another.

If you observe keenly, you'll place people into categories depending how they respond to the Waves of Politics.


We Have 7 Kinds Of People During This Election Period.


1. Clueless:

These ones don't know what APC stands for at all. If you mention Kwankwanso, they'll ask you, "Is he a Nigerian?". No, he's from Togo. Lol! Funny, most of them are ladies


2. "Fanatics" (Agile Supporters)

These ones are everywhere. They live and breathe their Party. They can fight over it. His wife better not castigate his party.


3. Carefree

These ones are not bothered who wins the election. Today, they like GEJ; tomorrow, a friend comes and convince them. They'll just say, " Na true sef, wetin Jonathan don do sef?"
Some of them don't even have PVC. Their usual belief is " Who go win, go win. Them no need my vote"



4. Debaters


These will just surround the newspaper stand and argue all morning. Sometimes, in the compound. They'll argue the same thing daily, " Why you prefer any of the parties?"
We have some of them in politics section.

(See picture below of a Romancelander who visited Politics Section once)



5. The Hurting Ones


They're already angry at government. They always say, " Government dey chop our money " . They hate the " Government" enh! Those arguing election things disgusts them.


6. The Actual Party Members


These are the ones you see around on their party clothes, face caps, buses etc.
They know intricate matters concerning the party. They don't argue. They rig.


7. Jokers



They're the types that design funny memes about politician that makes you laugh. They see election from a funny perspective.



You probably fall into any of these categories- Tell us

If not, Say Yours.

Nice classification.

We are getting a clearer picture of why the elections were postponed....to try and convince some stu-pid set of Nigerians through deceitful outings and projects.

If you have sense and ur brain is working...I belive for every act of Jonathan this six weeks...the questions you shld ask ur self...why has it not be done in 6 years?

Why has bokoharam not been tackled in 6 years...but possible in 6 weeks?

Why has power stations not been launched before hand?

Why has Jonathans classmates not visited him in 6 years?

Why has war torn states not been visited by the president in six years?

As the 6 weeks of lies and propaganda counts off...I implore u all to ask yourself...if this things can be achieved in 6 weeks...what about if a determinated leader works diligently for 4 years. Jonathan is acting a script that has been written down by his advisers. I can't imagine Abati, dt indomie head man, Madueke, Obanikoro, FaniKayode and this corrupt set of leaders controlling us for another 4 years...for this reason I say

#SaiBuhari...even if election is next year!

Correction

1) The clueless

Those who support Goodluck Hitler Ebele El Amin Gbagbo Jonathan

Buhari is the man

*passing through*.....wil b back

K

Yet again. . . Have wasted my time.
#sigh

Op forgot those who attend APC rally today,PDP tomorrow and Nairaland rally next tomorrow. Professional party cheerleaders

I'm neither a fanatic, nor a debater; but. . . #iHaveDecided. No time.

Just here to scream GEJ till 2019

Later

Government on mission with passion and vision- GMB. Government that sees Nigeria has a project that needs the best resources, plan, time, monitoring and control to achieve greatness- GMB. Government that is not ready to play with his human intellectual and physical ability and capability- GMB. Government that believes every Nigerian has a stake in the success of this great nation-GMB

I'm carefree..

That meme has got me in stitches mehn

fantastic! !
You missed out on the "Investors" ; they will fund both APC and PDP candidates so head or tail, they remain relevant and their economic interests remain secured

Lol..nice one Emusmith. .whr do u belong sef

The commentators and the reporters

Here to read comments.

Guilty as charged #carefree...

Nigerian politics is played on a circled board...

If your father, uncle, brother, sister or family friend is not in that circle

The media is government owned..

You are just deceiving your self gathering facts ....

You are in a state of blackout....

like electricity supply in nigeria....

The two minutes light they bring is just an illusion just like the news you watch on tv...

exactly ah fall in num.5......saiiii buhari

Hmmm...LIKE if you are no.3!!

Number 3

I'm i the only one that thinks this thread is meaningless I'm outta here!