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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 12:25pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul:Wanna learn? But pls try to see if u can answers my questions lol |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by danbrowndmf(m): 12:30pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Omaresh:Funni u,well am nt suprise,dt hw ajebo children behaves nt like we ajepako |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 12:36pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
@ NighttWalker Oh OK, was thinking you didn't really like full or semi auto rifles for a moment. Guess you prefer hand guns cuz it has less recoil and can fit in your hand bag lol Recoil, yes! Despite assuming the correct stance, it bothers me. And, finding storage is actually an issue! Besides, have you ever tried cleaning one of those? No, thanks. I don't live in either of the states mentioned. You wouldn't want to live here going off your thoughts on Sydney. It's super-duper white, lol. Cost of living won't be problem in the US and I'm being screwed here in Sydney and know it woont be that bad in the states. I like living on the campus so transport won't be a problem, my only problem will be food, hope I can get 9ja food in Cali and of course chicks, guns and nightlife are secondary I don't know about 9ja food, but you can find all kinds of cuisine out in Cali. I know they have food from my ethnic background, and a user on here once told me about a Sahelian (Northern) restaurant there, so I'm positive there are other Nigerian foods too. So long as there's a Nigerian community, which I'm sure there is. I know right? That's why I don't gamble, there's a 95% chance u are gonna loose lol, don't know what moltivates people to keep doing it Hope? Over-confidence? Stupidity? |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 1:16pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31291169] Recoil, yes! Despite assuming the correct stance, I really dislike the recoil on rifles. And, finding storage is actually an issue! Besides, have you ever tried cleaning one of those? No, thanks.Recoil is why most people hate auto or semi auto rifles and since you're one of em' I'd recommended you try SCAR H carbine . I've never tried cleaning a rifle but won't have problems doing it cuz my mind will be of the fun I'll have with it You wouldn't want to live here going off your thoughts on Sydney. It's super-duper white, lol.I don't have problems with a much larger white population rather I have problems of being stared at by people all the time and this is US where u have a lot of black population so if its super white I/blacks still won't be stared at. Will you mind telling me now . And living there will only be if its a great place with an awesome uni I don't know about 9ja food, but you can find all kinds of cuisine out in Cali. I know they have food from my ethnic background, and a user on here once told me about a Sahelian (Northern) restaurant there, so I'm positive there are other Nigerian foods too. So long as there's a Nigerian community, which I'm sure there is.Now I wanna know your ethnic background lol, I hope to get my kind of food there. I saw an ad here on nairaland about Nigerian food delivery in all US states, hope they really do Hope? Over-confidence? Stupidity?That was quite a funny answer but true |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
@NighttWalker Recoil is why most people hate auto or semi auto rifles and since you're one of em' I'd recommended you try SCAR H carbine . I've never tried cleaning a rifle but won't have problems doing it cuz my mind will be of the fun I'll have with it I've heard it said. Have you tried it b4 yourself? I don't have problems with a much larger white population rather I have problems of being stared at by people all the time and this is US where u have a lot of black population so if its super white I/blacks still won't be stared at. Will you mind telling me now . And living there will only be if its a great place with an awesome uni The minority population is ridiculously minuscule, even in the capital. The city I grew up in was practically devoid. People asked, or [wrongly] assumed where I was from all the time. Stared at? Sometimes. I kind of mind Now I wanna know your ethnic background lol, I hope to get my kind of food there. I saw an ad here on nairaland about Nigerian food delivery in all US states, hope they really do I'm fairly positive you won't have a problem. Hopefully. My ethnicity is Somali. My folks are originally from Djibouti. What about you? |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 2:30pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31293511] I've heard it said. Have you tried it b4 yourself?Shooting a SCAR H in Australia? Never gonna happen. But I will when I move to the States. The minority population is ridiculously minuscule, even in the capital. The city I grew up in was practically devoid. People asked, or [wrongly] assumed where I was from all the time. Stared at? Sometimes.Wow I've always though the black minority are everywhere, I can't imagine growing up in an all white city lol, well you might be stared at cuz your a girl lol. Did u like the all white environment? Did you fit in very well? I kind of mindLolol scared of the internet? The internet is not your friends but u shouldn't be scared of it I'm fairly positive you won't have a problem. Hopefully. My ethnicity is Somali. My folks are originally from Djibouti. What about you?Somali??.??omg I though u where Nigerian and of Yoruba tribe, I've seen the pics of the city of Djibouti after it was liberated by the African Union (AU) forces from terrorist and I must it's a beautiful place. I'm Nigerian from Igbo tribe, nice to know where you're from |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
@ NighttWalker Shooting a SCAR H in Australia? Never gonna happen. But I will when I move to the States. Duh, of course! Sorry I asked And to think, some misguided people actually want to ban it all. Wow I've always though the black minority are everywhere, I can't imagine growing up in an all white city lol, well you might be stared at cuz your a girl lol. Did u like the all white environment? Did you fit in very well? Black people are concentrated more in certain states/parts of the country over others. Yeah, but there are different kinds of stares. I know the difference between being stared at because I'm not the norm, and receiving 'positive' stares due of my looks. I was speaking of the former. I don't mind it either way. It's human nature, and I fit in well otherwise. Lolol scared of the internet? The internet is not your friends but u shouldn't be scared of it The internet is a scary place Somali??.??omg I though u where Nigerian and of Yoruba tribe, I've seen the pics of the city of Djibouti after it was liberated by the African Union (AU) forces from terrorist and I must it's a beautiful place. I'm Nigerian from Igbo tribe, nice to know where you're fromYou're speaking of Somalia. The AU worked in conjunction with the Somali Gov., and it's people. It did no 'liberating' on its own. I've met one Nigerian ever, and he was an Igbo. He gave me a King James Bible |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 3:28pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31295293] Duh, of course! Sorry I asked And to think that some misguided people want to ban it all.Don't even get me started with those püssy liberals, those guys are the worse things to happen in US politics. And pls do me a favor and shot the SCAR H if possible make a video and put it on YouTube...Will be good for some laughs Black people are concentrated more in certain states/parts of the country over others.Yea places like Chicago, mehn that state is so fücked up I won't even visit it. Yeah, but there are different kinds of stares. I know the difference between being stared at because I'm not the norm, and receiving 'positive' stares because of my looks. I was speaking of the former. I don't mind either way. It's human nature. I fit in well otherwise.Yea lol, people won't stare at someone much if they're not good looking but sometimes it makes you go crazy like wtf lol @bolded I guessed so when you said you get stared at, just wanted you to say it The internet is a scary placeI know but you have to own it, beside I'm wayyy up on the other side of the world...at least for now. So feel free to tell me and the internet where you're from when you're bold enough Lol, what in the world are you talking about?Was just talking about how beautiful your ethenical home looks lol I've met one Nigerian ever, and he was an Igbo. He gave me a King James BibleOnly one? Wow that's a lot hope he was nice and a good man. What about the King James Bible? You don't know where you kept it do u? |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
NighttWalker: Conservative, eh? The nationwide gun debate was wayyy intriguing while it lasted. Piers Morgan was my favorite fool to watch Lol@ your suggestion. Yea places like Chicago, mehn that state is so fücked up I won't even visit it. Lol, it's worth the visit. My friend got whisked away to Chicago. I was mainly among the Indian/Pakistani cluster while I was there, but I enjoyed my stay, and her wedding. I wish I would've seen more! Yea lol, people won't stare at someone much if they're not good looking but sometimes it makes you go crazy like wtf lol Just own it. Ask them if they'd like to take a picture (warning: potential to backfire). I know but you have to own it, beside I'm wayyy up on the other side of the world...at least for now. So feel free to tell me and the internet where you're from when you're bold enough I'm bold, but not that bold. I'm actually suffering from residual shock at some dude (from another thread) who actually posted a picture of his GF, along with her full name, lol. Only one? Wow that's a lot hope he was nice and a good man. What about the King James Bible? You don't know where you kept it do u? One. I have no idea, most likely in storage. But I'll tell ya what? I believe he really was a good man. He had two names: one I could pronounce, and one I couldn't. Is that a thing/popular? Do you? |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 4:15pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31296798] Conservative, eh? The nationwide gun debate was wayyy intriguing while it lasted. Piers Morgan was my favorite fool to watchOhhh this dude, Piers Morgan, this English ex CNN news presenter cünt who won't mind his business and yap all the time about US gun law...I've even forgotten about him lol Lol@ your suggestion.You never know, you could make someone's day but seriously u gotta try that riffle lol Lol, it's worth the visit. My friend got whisked away to Chicago. I was mainly among the Indian/Pakistani cluster while I was there, but I enjoyed my stay, and her wedding. I wish I would've seen more!You had fun cuz you where with a lot of people, if you went alone on a visit I'm sure you won't wanna see more, BTW did u hear any gun shoots while you where there? Just own it. Ask them if they'd like to take a picture (warning: potential to backfire).Hahaha that's supers rude and will definitely backfire, I might get my feelings hurt, I'm very fragile I'm bold, but not that bold.You'll get over it soon, truth me they always do lol I'm actually suffering from residual shock at some dude (from another thread) who actually posted a picture of his GF, and her full name, lol.Who the hell will do that in a forum filled with weirdos and predators, maybe the guy doesn't know the internet yet or just did it to hurt his gf, which is not right. Yup, one. I have no idea. Most likely in storage. But I'll tell ya what, I believe he really was a good man. He had two names: one I could pronounce, and one I couldn't. Do you also?That's nice, feels great when someone from your tribe is nice to people, makes me feel good that they're representing us well, I would love to hear u pronounce his tribal name lol. I have more than 2 names, being called one at home, I use 3 names on my uni, but I'm known by my English name, and its like a thing back home to have a local and an English name plus your surname so makes it look a bit too big lol, what about you? Got any Somalian name? Or you're all American? Lol |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
NighttWalker: I'll never forget him - he was good fun You have an interesting vocabulary, lol. You had fun cuz you where with a lot of people, if you went alone on a visit I'm sure you won't wanna see more, BTW did u hear any gun shoots while you where there? Wowzers, I'm sorry I was amused. No, I didn't. Hahaha that's supers rude and will definitely backfire, I might get my feelings hurt, I'm very fragile Or they take the picture? You just never know Who the hell will do that in a forum filled with weirdos and predators, maybe the guy doesn't know the internet yet or just did it to hurt his gf, which is not right. He was praising her. I was taken aback at how he put her full name up there, is all. That's nice, feels great when someone from your tribe is nice to people, makes me feel good that they're representing us well, I would love to hear u pronounce his tribal name lol. I have more than 2 names, being called one at home, I use 3 names on my uni, but I'm known by my English name, and its like a thing back home to have a local and an English name plus your surname so makes it look a bit too big lol, what about you? Got any Somalian name? Or you're all American? Lol He went by his English name, and then one day he told he had another. That was the one I couldn't pronounce, lol. I'm American, yes. But I have one name, and it's Somali. I quite like it. Have yourself a good day. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 5:03pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31298628] I'll never forget him - he was good fun You have an interesting vocabulary, lol.Used to like him cuz he looked like the David Camron and can be funny sometimes. @bolded Is that good? Some thing being interesting doesn't necessarily mean good lol Wowzers, I'm sorry I was amused. No, I didn't.Wowzers? Lol never heard that before. And its OK you where amused, in fact it was great I put a smile on the internets face Or, they take the picture. You just never knowDon't think they will lol, ever said that to someone? If yes what was their reaction? He was praising her. I was taken aback at how he put her full name up there.Who knew what made him do that, have any idea the nationality or race of the bf and/or his Gf? He went by his English name, and then one day he told he had another. That was the one I couldn't pronounce. I'm American, yes. But I have one name, and it's Somali. I quite like it.I normally go with my English name since its easy to remember and pronounce. You mean you only have one name? Like no surname? Just one? Lol Have yourself a good day.Going somewhere? |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 5:37pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
NighttWalker: That's open to your interpretation Wowzers? Lol never heard that before. And its OK you where amused, in fact it was great I put a smile on the internets face Thank you. It's a small-town variation of "Wow". It's also one of Inspector Gadget's catchphrases - The Real G. Don't think they will lol, ever said that to someone? If yes what was their reaction? I'm afraid I have. No further comment. Who knew what made him do that, have any idea the nationality or race of the bf and/or his Gf? Hmm, is that relevant? I normally go with my English name since its easy to remember and pronounce. You mean you only have one name? Like no surname? Just one? Lol Lol, only one given name. The rest are father's ---> forefathers ---> ? Going somewhere? Yes. I'll bet you are too. Duty beckons. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 5:51pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31300369] That's open to your interpretationI see it as good then A small-town variation of Wow. It's also one of Inspector Gadget's catchphrases - A Real G.Old ãss cartoon, Inspector Gadget a real G? I'm afraid I have. No further comment.....What an awkward day it was You think that's relevant?Nah, was just asking some random questions. Lol, only one given name. The rest are father's ---> forefathers ---> ?Yep but still had more than a name Yes. I'll bet you are tooActually no, its 3:49am here, I have a sleeping disoder and will see a doctors later today. But I should start forcing myself to sleep my now....Was a good and fun Q&A, will let you know if I need more insights on some stuffs I can't get on the internet....THANKS A LOT |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Old ãss cartoon, Inspector Gadget a real G? Hell-Yeah! Always saving the day and shyt, without actually saving the day. A true G, for real ....What an awkward day it was O my goodness, understatement! But then, you don't know the Nah, was just asking some random questions. He was Black. She was Mexican, or Latin of some kind. Yep but still had more than a name But only one of them is mine LOL. You have two given names in two different languages, very intriguing and unique. Actually no, its 3:49am here, I have a sleeping disoder and will see a doctors later today. But I should start forcing myself to sleep my now....Was a good and fun Q&A, will let you know if I need more insights on some stuffs I can't get on the internet....THANKS A LOT Wowzers, so do I. I wish you the best of luck with that, and all else. And thank you. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Judie7654(f): 9:38am On Mar 05, 2015 |
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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 11:22am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Judie7654: Which other guy? |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 11:53am On Mar 05, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31301041] Hell-Yeah! Always saving the day and shyt, without actually saving the day. A true G, for realInspector Gadget is half robot half human weirdo lol, he saves the day and has all gadgets (figures) so yea he's cool but not even close to be a G talk less or a real G O my goodness, understatement! But then, you don't know theNow I'm inching to really know what happen, will you tell the story if I say pretty please? He was Black. She was Mexican, or Latin of some kind.I was guessing so, he's showing off his 'white/Caucasian' gf, don't know why most black guys seem em as a trophy But only one of them is mine LOL. You have two given names in two different languages, very intriguing and unique.Actually 3 names in 3 diff languages. You can do same, u can get a Spanish/German/Chinese name lol Wowzers, so do I. I wish you the best of luck with that, and all else. And thank you.Lol hope you find your good sleeping ways as mine will soon be back after seeing a doctor today... Another Question. A friend told me to avoid San Fransisco cuz it's like the gay capital of the world and I just got to know its in the same state as Cali, do u think those guys will be like coming to Cali in truck loads? I'm not a fan of gay men. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
NighttWalker
We're so not having this conversation. Inspector G, is a real G! I was guessing so, he's showing off his 'white/Caucasian' gf, don't know why most black guys seem em as a trophy There's absolutely nothing wrong with 'showing off' your GF/BF, but then what's with the full name exposure, is all. Anyway! Actually 3 names in 3 diff languages. You can do same, u can get a Spanish/German/Chinese name lol That is quite the concept, lol. Isn't it a bit confusing to a child? Lol hope you find your good sleeping ways as mine will soon be back after seeing a doctor today...[/quote It's open. Gay-friendly. You will see visibly gay people around you. You may even get hit on (happened to my brother, his reaction was hilarious), but the city has a lot to offer besides (the A16, galleries, etc). Then again, this is coming from someone doesn't have a problem with gays/lesbians. Despite being the so-called 'gay capital', gays are still a huge minority there. In fact, there are gayer cities, tho SF is perhaps one of the more flamboyant. But yeah, there is something of a culture there. It's mostly concentrated in certain areas. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 10:25am On Mar 06, 2015 |
[quote author=EnlightenedSoul post=31331363]NighttWalker We're so not having this conversation. Inspector G, is a real G!Only the faint hearted who hasn't seen much action calls Inspector G a real G....You know I'm right There's absolutely nothing wrong with 'showing off' your GF/BF, but then what's with the [b]full name exposure[b], is all. Anyway!Showing off bae in the real world is OK but not on the internet, @bolded is totally unnecessary. I don't think people now what the internet is capable of. That is quite the concept, lol. Isn't it a bit confusing to a child?To a child yes but when he's/she's all grown up then it won't only be cool but reps the tribes he/she has a name from It's open. Gay-friendly. You will see visibly gay people around you. You may even get hit on (happened to my brother, his reaction was hilarious), but the city has a lot to offer besides (the A16, galleries, etc). Then again, this is coming from someone doesn't have a problem with gays/lesbians. Despite being the so-called 'gay capital', gays are still a huge minority there. In fact, there are gayer cities, tho SF is perhaps one of the more flamboyant. But yeah, there is something of a culture there. It's mostly concentrated in certain areas.I have no idea what 'the G16, galleries' are but will look it up later. I don't have problems with lesbians but don't like their male counterparts and Oh lord I don't even wanna think about what my reaction will be if I get hit on by some thirsty gay ãss fool |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 5:01am On Mar 18, 2015 |
NighttWalker To a child yes but when he's/she's all grown up then it won't only be cool but reps the tribes he/she has a name from That's cool. I have no idea what 'the G16, galleries' are but will look it up later. I don't have problems with lesbians but don't like their male counterparts and Oh lord I don't even wanna think about what my reaction will be if I get hit on by some thirsty gay ãss fool They're no different. Take it as a compliment. That's what I do. Anyway, hope your SB was worthwhile. P.S Forget it, already. IG is a certified G! |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 3:33pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul They're no different. Take it as a compliment. That's what I do. Anyway, hope your SB was worthwhile.Thanks a lot for the the help, I really appreciate it. Moving to the US wont be as soon as I thought but isn't that far either, thanks again for giving me and insight on the two cities. In case of more questions in the near future, I know where to find you, was really fun with the 'kinda' Q&A P.S Forget it, already. IG is a certified G!For the sake of your help I'll let u think he is PS: don't forget to shot the SCAR H lol |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:27pm On Mar 25, 2015 |
Nighttwalker NP. All the best to you! Happy studies & travels/experiences when you get there. PS: I plan on it |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by nlPoster: 9:44pm On Sep 27, 2019 |
"I'll come and see you in school during the first month or so" (dad after matric). On the weekend, I stayed at sports complex for hours, wanting to see him immediately he got to campus. Also, waiting for the money. I eventually went home myself later. Dad, you said you'd come visit. *dad laughs* Oh, I forgot haha. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by nlPoster: 10:01pm On Sep 27, 2019 |
my parents never lied to me.. Some parents lie because they can't tell their kid/s the reality. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by nlPoster: 11:16pm On Sep 27, 2019 |
lolz, Nigerian parents actually don't have it so easy, they just put up a facade . |
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