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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Setaje(f): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My mum and dad said they had no shoes. They always seem to walk from village to village wiv out shoes. My mum said she been dey beat guys wey mess up anyhow in her village that am a weakling. Meanwhile she was very skinny in the picture I saw of her when she was a kid. I don't no how she was beating men? I thought my mum never talked to any man in life except my dad until when she and my dad quarrels. That's when the truth came out of how she would have married someone else. Had to modify. They've been married 38 yrs now. 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
That if I look out the window by 12AM, I'll see a spirit. That if I look at the mirror at night, I'll definitely see a ghost- this really lingered in my heart for quite some time... 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chrisviral(m): 9:54pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Godmother: You just made me laugh like a fool, Nawao for ya mama 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Sarimah(f): 9:54pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
especially number one |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by yuzjet(m): 9:55pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
chrisviral: Hyperbole! 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
AndreRose: |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chelseabmw(m): 9:56pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:57pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Setaje: lolzz 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by nedz(m): 9:59pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
I normally read 12 hours a day when I was your age I always come before the teachers during my school days I was the first man to shake the then Governor of my state when he visited our village I single handedly rescued 10 people from a burning 2-storey building when I was young and agile I ate twice per week when I was suffering to become who I am today I did about 15 bags of cement per day when I served meson I built the community church in my village without a single kobo from anybody 5 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by dabrake(m): 10:00pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
My geography teacher, in his attempt to exaggerate how beautiful the good old days were, told we, his student : . . . . . . . "My EFIK teacher was from KOREA" 2 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:00pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Jesuspikin77: My dad also told me same |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:01pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
I will tell my son I make front page everyday on nairaland! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by hensben(m): 10:05pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
chelseabmw:This sh..it still scare me till date even when my inner mind tells me it's a white lie. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:05pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
DAD; during our time Nigeria is easy. if you manage to get A in waec that's automatic scholarship to Cambridge when am in school I'm brilliant to extent that I had 9A's in waec i'm the best of my set during my undergraduate at ife. SON Dad why don't you school at Cambridge ? DAD Sorry did i just say ife , i want to say Cambridge. 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by jerrymej(m): 10:07pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Make I hear say they no tell me That number 1, That number 2, That number 5, That number 6 and That number 7. Hmm is a tax to pay. When I get married and bear children, I'll even tell them more than this. #Their oWn na play yet#. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by garriboy(m): 10:08pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
searching4love:whats d maximum level of foolishness one can come across on d internet? just yesterday i tot i've seen it all and den i see dis ur post. none of d lines makes any sense 8 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:10pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
I used to walk 10 miles to school and back everyday. 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by brize(m): 10:13pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Don't swallow orange seeds or else it will grow in your stomach and grow through my head... I will be like... Chai!! So i go die. 2 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
englishmart:is dis a lie? 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by MALACHY247: 10:18pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
:Psince i was born, i hv neva sex any man. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:19pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
garriboy: Eleriibu
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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chelseabmw(m): 10:20pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
hensben: hehehe... I'm telling Yhu bro |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Horllamideh(m): 10:20pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Setaje:team once shoeless like jonathan....lol |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:22pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
If I swallow orange seed it will grow out from my Head 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:22pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
dechandel:yimu...hype ur popsi wella him deserve award!!! |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Horllamideh(m): 10:23pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
nedz:Laughing myself to sleep 1 Like |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Horllamideh(m): 10:25pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
olad99:Yeeeh.....Ayaff die |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Adaeze003(f): 10:28pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Chai!!!! How my brothers waited for that bicycle They did well in school, excelled in junior wasce just for it but till today! They didn't buy it for good reason anyway... those boys rough die. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:29pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
...... Daddy will always tell us: You people are not reading.. You leave the substance, and chase the shadow .. Internet now rocks your world.. When I was your age, I finished P.N Okeke (author of Modern Physics) cover to cover 4 times and summarized it before my school cert ... Na so e easy? ...... He'll also say: In those days, we read, and read, and read.. Under the sun, we read .. Under the rain, we read .. Going to the farm, we carried our books along and read .. Even while sleeping, we read with an eye closed .. Una know dey taya to read? I love my daddy joor 2 Likes |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 10:31pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
[quote author=Setaje post=31181759]My mum and dad said they had no shoes. They always seem to walk from village to village wiv out shoes. My mum said she been dey beat guys wey mess up anyhow in her village that am a weakling. Meanwhile she was very skinny in the picture I saw of her when she was a kid. I don't no how she was beating men? I thought my mum never talked to any man in life except my dad until when she and my dad quarrels. That's when the truth came out of how she would have married someone else. Had to modify. They've been married 38 yrs now. [/quote It means they shouldn't even contest for common counsellor because JONA don spoil the day for the shoeless class. |
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Benfaco: 10:33pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Babyboy1986:Europe? wow I didn't grow up in Europe but if I did I would have written "Lol... I grew up in Europe but I never experienced any of this" u can still correct me o 5 Likes 2 Shares |
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