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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Godmother(f): 2:39am On Mar 01, 2015

chrisviral:

You just made me laugh like a fool, Nawao for ya mama

Lolz, glad I could

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by OkwuruOKARISIA(m): 3:20am On Mar 01, 2015

EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age( I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa

.....are u in any way related to ndi nsukka?

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 4:51am On Mar 01, 2015

My dad told me these ones :
1: That he was the best striker in their school football match yet he always frown when he sees me playing football.

2: That he was good in athletics in his secondary school days that he won many prizes.

3: That he was given a scholarship to study abroad but couldn't travel because the dad didn't have the money.

4: That he was so obedient he didn't drive other people's car when growing up yet my late grandfather told me in his face that he always steal his bicycle . This he told me the day I started his car without permission.

5:That he was so religious in his youth days and was an alter server till he finished university.

And many more....

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 4:56am On Mar 01, 2015

richidinho:

OK... it seems Goodnews/Goodluck dey purge u

#neveragain

Bro I'm not into Nigerian politics but I prefer GEJ to Buhari anytime any day, was just trying to tell u guys what's real and not and those weapons mentioned wasn't the one we acquired, OK Google it and see if Nigeria have ever bought a bomber.

Again not into Nigerian politics but prefer GEJ to GMB

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by dammywapes(m): 5:45am On Mar 01, 2015

englishmart:
my parents never lied to me..

what are you saying?

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Spray(m): 6:03am On Mar 01, 2015

Ur mother was a virgin before i got married 2 her

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 6:21am On Mar 01, 2015

OkwuruOKARISIA:
.....are u in any way related to ndi nsukka?

nope. im an arochukwu babe

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chrisviral(m): 6:46am On Mar 01, 2015

Mzee0:

if your papa tell you this kind lies.. then you must be real ol sckool.. were you born in the 40's?

40's kee

No
But my parents were. I be the previous generation before the indomie's came and spoilt the fun! cheesy

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by kuuljay(m): 7:05am On Mar 01, 2015

My dad told me the day I eat a chicken gizzard I will have stones in my testicles.biig lie, that's his favourite part of a chicken

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by richidinho(m): 7:25am On Mar 01, 2015

NighttWalker:
Bro I'm not into Nigerian politics but I prefer GEJ to Buhari anytime any day, was just trying to tell u guys what's real and not and those weapons mentioned wasn't the one we acquired, OK Google it and see if Nigeria have ever bought a bomber.

Again not into Nigerian politics but prefer GEJ to GMB

God bless u

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by 2kris(m): 8:00am On Mar 01, 2015

Horrlah:
If a boy touches u wen on ur period u wld get pregnant

no wounder u been dey form for me that period cheesy

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by ibrokola(m): 8:26am On Mar 01, 2015

searching4love:

REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TOLD ME IF I TOUCH A GIRL SHE WOULD BE PREGNANT. EVER SINCE I KNEW I'M NOT GOING TO DATE A NIGERIAN GIRL DUE TO THEIR RANDY NATURE WHICH MAKES THEM GET PREGNANT LIKE PIGS

THANK GOD I LISTENED TO DAD COS NOW I SEE NIGERIAN GIRLS AS SHIIT

#TEAM FOREIGN GIRLS

Yet you are still "Searchingforlove"

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Danvianey(m): 8:27am On Mar 01, 2015

They sometimes used to tell us some realities of life though, mine never lied to me.....
THUMBS-UP FOR YOU, OUR DEAR PARENTS B-)

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Marsh104(m): 8:29am On Mar 01, 2015

james669:
MY Mother told me even staying close to someone smoking marijuana will make you mad

Okada rider rapes pregnant NYSC member
SOURCE: http://www.e reporter.com.ng/index.php/crime/item/3588-okada-rider-rapes-pregnant-nysc-member

Lol

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 8:32am On Mar 01, 2015

My parents never told me any of these, never lied, always factual. Best patents anyone can hope to have.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Xynthialuvy(f): 9:05am On Mar 01, 2015

searching4love:

REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TOLD ME IF I TOUCH A GIRL SHE WOULD BE PREGNANT. EVER SINCE I KNEW I'M NOT GOING TO DATE A NIGERIAN GIRL DUE TO THEIR RANDY NATURE WHICH MAKES THEM GET PREGNANT LIKE PIGS

THANK GOD I LISTENED TO DAD COS NOW I SEE NIGERIAN GIRLS AS SHIIT

#TEAM FOREIGN GIRLS

Dtx why u re still searching. Hehehe

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by agrovick(m): 9:27am On Mar 01, 2015

dechandel:

My dad still tells me till date that he graduated with a 1st class!!
I can not actually tell if its a lie,but i only see it as some inspirational ish

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by tartar9(m): 9:34am On Mar 01, 2015

lol especially the I was always the first in my class part and winning scholarships.most parents said that one,as if everybody took first position at once.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by sirlaw2(m): 9:50am On Mar 01, 2015

There z dis story my mum usually tell us abt how my dad beat seven guys who wia trying to beat him n throw him inside d gutter bt instead my dad beat all of dem plus d police that came to stop the fight... Chai. My papa na actor for bollywood.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by sirlaw2(m): 9:57am On Mar 01, 2015

That if u av sex, u will get hiv and u will die.... Simple. Bt mum, if i marry, how will i av children nah?? Dnt worry, as soon as u marry, d hiv will disappear and u will be free to av children, when u don marry o. Chai, my mum shaa

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by idia101(f): 10:06am On Mar 01, 2015

53cur3m0d3:

With the rate at which U're appearing and disappearing, I'm beginning to wonder how powerful your Ogbanje is...

Hw na? Me dey alwyz dey online, hardly comment dough

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by ddaammyy(f): 11:03am On Mar 01, 2015

searching4love:

FIXED

incubated slowpoke!

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by ddaammyy(f): 11:05am On Mar 01, 2015

ddaammyy:
incubated slowpoke!

go get sumtin doing. I dnt hv ur time.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by elohorayodele: 11:12am On Mar 01, 2015

Eat too much egg might make you steal.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by kadree(m): 11:19am On Mar 01, 2015

Modified.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by kadree(m): 11:19am On Mar 01, 2015

My mama own na " small pikin no dey chop meat"

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 12:24pm On Mar 01, 2015

OP,you don't have work to do. You are wrong in all those points and I can prove it.

emusmith:
Sometimes, in trying to elaborate how "true" something is, they exaggerate- which is a lie; other times, they tell white lies.

They're still our loving parents . We love them. They are the Best

But some of them can lie sha...

For example:

1.When I was in school, I always come first position in my class.

Papa, like seriously?

2. When I was like you, I trained myself all through school

Sometimes True... Do you mean no one at all helped you in some way?

3. Your mum was my first girlfriend.

When trying to warn against having girlfriends at an early. He doesn't say it in mum's presence o

4. You are dull o, "mumu" OR You can't amount to much in life

- See me today You didn't see it sha

5. I will buy bicycle for you as Xmas gift.

In my mind, I'll be like, " Iffa hear"

6. Tell the person knocking, "I'm not at home."

I go look am, "nor be you I dey see so?"

7. In my days, everyone in our village fears me...

Hmm Papa, you be Huck Hogan?

Did your parents ever tell you a lie?

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Austinio: 1:08pm On Mar 01, 2015

If your parents lied to you not my own.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Austinio: 1:09pm On Mar 01, 2015

Any foundation that is build on lies never last.

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by shyshally(f): 1:15pm On Mar 01, 2015

My cousin once told me that whenever I eat fish head(cat fish)the fish would come and meet me in the night,that's how I stopped eating fish head oh,until I became wiser n realised it was a lie,meanwhile,she kept eating the fish head given to me

Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Akinrogun(m): 2:09pm On Mar 01, 2015

here

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