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The Rules Of Dating, Attraction &engagement by macjireh: 10:49pm On Mar 03, 2015
GENERAL RULES 4 GUYS & GIRLS
1. Have a life before you have a relationship or
you will end up having a relationship without a
life.
2. If they got you by cheating on someone, they
will cheat on you with someone else too.
3. If all their friends you run into are their
'cousins', they are probably not their cousins.
Believe me, they are cheating.
RULES 4 GIRLS
1. Ladies, don’t pressure him to marry you
through your words or actions. Men hate to be
pressured to make marital decisions.
2. Don’t spy on him or ask his secretary who
has been calling him. Men hate nosy women.
Don’t invade his privacy. Allow him his space.
3. Don’t move in and start living with a man or
leave your things in his house. The only reason
to move in with a man is because you are
married to him.
4. Don’t act like his wife when you are merely
his sex girlfriend. Don’t spoil, mummy or
become too wifey on him.
RULES 4 GUYS
1. If you are a momma’s boy, you are not yet a
man. You are a boy. Don’t date till you are
ready to cut the grotesque umbilical cord
binding you to your mother.
2. If a she lied to you once, shame on her. If
she lied to you again, shame on you. But if she
lied to you the 3rd time, you need serious
flogging.
3. Do not treat sex as sport, females as
trophies & children as tissue paper. Do not
become the reason why a woman cries day &
night
4. There are two types of women: the virtuous
woman and the jezeberian woman. One will kill
you. The other will lift you. Don’t date or marry
until you know how to tell the difference
between the two!
To be continued. Over 4O More Rules Coming.
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Re: The Rules Of Dating, Attraction &engagement by macjireh: 9:50am On Mar 04, 2015
na wa o
Re: The Rules Of Dating, Attraction &engagement by falconey(m): 9:58am On Mar 04, 2015
OP this is wonderful.
Re: The Rules Of Dating, Attraction &engagement by Whizpeter(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2015
Someone please quote me when the OP have completed the 40 rules
Re: The Rules Of Dating, Attraction &engagement by princeogbeide1(m): 10:09am On Mar 04, 2015
Rules ke? In Nigeria, no levels oooh.

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