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Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 1:04pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Especially when she's the pretty type and has many guys asking her out. you will see names like... *YEMI GALA- cos dy met In a commercial bus nd d guy paid for d gala she bought nd thereafter collected ha number. *TAIWO CHURCH- cos dy met In the church nd he has been disturbing her. *MARTINS PLAYER- he his a player and she knows. *TUNDE BULLET- dis guy is always blowing grammatical errors whenever dy are conversing. y he no kuku speak d language wey him sabi talk. na their type dy fall guys hand. *SEGUN M.O- you know what dt M.O represents? it means (MOUTH ODOUR) probably because d guys mouth mistakenly stunk d first time dy met. she has immediately assumed dt d guy has mouth odour. *I D I O T- funny isn't it? dnt b surprised if a girl saved ur numba wit dis, probably because u r a stalker or u are always saying things that are irrelevant. *AKPOS- because dis guy is very funny nd makes her laff. *TALLEST- because he very tall she probably likes him. *DESIRE- you don't need to be told dt dis is where d girls heart belongs. .. guys in d house GRAB a girls phone today and see what she saved ur number with, come back and share your testimonies. . feel free to add yours. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Enegod(m): 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Bekwarra(m): 1:08pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
If you see me drive by....... |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 1:09pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Smh. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by LewisO: 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
[size=15pt]I don't get it. [/size] |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Young03(m): 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Am not a lady bt well shaa.. I shall ask my sista |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Princecalm(m): 1:12pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
What about disturbance |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by theorbiters: 1:15pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Very soon it would be names found in a typical Nigerian guy phonebook. Oh well. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Fabdedon(m): 1:35pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
sha e pain me.. Cos i bought banana for her when i first visited she wrote.. Emeka Banana 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by MisterLongman(m): 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:if to say na plantain chips you con buy nkor 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Mariojane(f): 2:09pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:seriously? |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:14pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
lies from the pit of hell |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by saintneo(m): 2:15pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
What if she doesn't have her bf's number stored on her phone but she knows it. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:20pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon: I Dun tell u make u start ur own comedy show Wetin u day wait for 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:32pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
1. mumu d guy na correct mumu, dspite all my insults to stop calling me,he still refused, after like 2 months not hearin from him again, he just sent me a text telling me to send my account details, i was like shey ds man miss road,curiously i sent ooo, after 3hrs i just got alert frm bank....omo see laugh that day dou d money make sense small sha.. later he called & asked if i have seen it, i told him yes but that wont make me succumb to him cos i dont like him..i called him mumu cos its rare to see a man spending money on a girl who bluntly refused him. 2. stockfish.....this one na importer of stockfish & has so many guys working for him,anytime hes in d country am always running & dodging him cos i don chop im money tire. 3. shoe 4. fly many like that but am vry busy now, wil be right back. pls dont bash me oooo, i dint force them to spread there money anyhow. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Midehi: you should av sent the money bak or better still not send him ur account details. but u r a typical nigerian girl. diaris god oo |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by deskossy(m): 2:42pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
The tallest part made me laugh ..cos it had happened to me b4.funny i told her my name but yet she saved it with tallest. ..gurls tho |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Fatalveli(m): 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Okay..... We have heard! |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Tradesrunner(m): 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Emeka a.t.m u b her atm machine wey she withdraw anytym |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
oluswaggz:erm...iffa hear |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by goldenone(f): 3:24pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
1. OLODO 2. EFIKO 3. MINE 4. PASTOR |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by dhardline(m): 3:25pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
You also see alot of Uncles names,especially those into aristos and want to just deceive their bf's. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Hahahahaha |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Fabdedon(m): 3:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
MisterLongman:If she write plantain chips e go too long just.. Emeka Plantain C |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Pinkiedearie(f): 3:55pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Hahahhaahha..so true...iffa talk my own Ehn! |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 4:02pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
op what of guys for here wey dey send endless pms to girls wey no dey even reply dem.na wit wat names such girls dey store such guys name for fone ? emmm i no talk again ooooo |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by ikechukz(m): 4:05pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fabdedon:Maybe you looked like Obj and she didn't want to be rude by saving your number with Emeka M****y. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 4:06pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Guilty.I once saved a guy's name with idiot fool bt my conscience won't let me rest until I changed it 2 his name. |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by dareyking(m): 4:13pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
lefulefu:guys like u abi? ask dos girls naw. lol |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by cutieberie1(f): 4:40pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
lol...bt i dont hv ny of those |
Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by PHgirl(f): 4:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
The one about *ID1OT is so true. On point. |
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