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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by youngwarlocks: 8:59pm On Mar 09, 2015
ok
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by EddyNumerouno(m): 8:59pm On Mar 09, 2015
Survivior
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by jimohibrahim(m): 9:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
three outta them... lol
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Udodasco1(m): 9:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
op list sha no complete. bt i survive 1 inside
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by JojoBlue(f): 9:03pm On Mar 09, 2015
I survived all four and more
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Cutehector(m): 9:03pm On Mar 09, 2015
pinkycute:
Ooh thanks for explaining!!..
Now I understand smiley but quite unfortunately I never experienced such cheesy


see dem. Butty pikin grin
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Brandly(m): 9:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
I survived al..cuz if dy did..I il cal d corpse
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by DollyParton1(f): 9:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
None of the above man.
its that black wire used by NITEL for telecommunication networking then . OR them iron cord.
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by pinkycute(f): 9:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
smiley smiley

Cutehector:
see dem. Butty pikin grin
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Nursecaleb(m): 9:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
Tasted all,i cud remember the day 2 meats were missing in d pot prior to christmas,omo cum c as if i am d only 1 in d house,she use frying pan to slap my face as if she was playing tennis,2 days later,we fund dose meat@d bak of d 3 seaters,she was like,akanji pele,sorry,ifa hear,but still love her al d way.

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by tolexy007(m): 9:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dis is nt allowed on us in France where I grew up...
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by JOKLEVIZ(m): 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
Only tin I escape 4rm ix bullet nd u dint include it.....

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by mirexxx(f): 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
really? shocked
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Udodasco1(m): 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
misscastle:
Was I the only one flogged with wires?
dear u aint alone bt com to tink of it u must b teror like me wen i smal.
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by mirexxx(f): 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
JOKLEVIZ:
Only tin I escape 4rm ix bullet nd u dint include it.....
grin grin

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Brandly(m): 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
I survived al..cuz if dey did,I il just cal d corpse ;DI
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Etizz: 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.




LOL.... U strong...
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by MizMyColi(f): 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
Resetting, Destiny Changing Slap. lipsrsealed

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Ishilove: 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.
I survived rubber hose, wire, mango tree branch, hot slaps and koboko.

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by nduchucks: 9:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
Given the level of alarm raised by posters so far, I think it is safe to conclude that most Nigerians were physically abused by their parents. These archaic behaviour modification techniques should actually be criminalized - the exception would be if you had to deal with a wayward teenager who may be after your daughter's innocence.

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by habiolah(m): 9:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
misscastle:
Was I the only one flogged with wires?

I dey wonder where we get dem buttys o. Na me go go look for the wire wey papa go take knack me sef. If God wan punish my sin, papa go catch me where I dey play ball, dru sweat like craze: na like say make hin kill me hin go be.

...but I must play dat ball again tomorrow o.
smh

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Youngzedd(m): 9:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ooo

I over survived all.
Telephone wire and belt isn't even there.

Na NITEL telephone wire sure pass.
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by LewisO: 9:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
[font=alexey kryukov theano Unicode][size=15pt]Just word is enough, if u can listen and abide to it. [/size][/font]
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Barbarthundey(m): 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
wat of igbaju, iforun , ifakun, igbati,
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Ishilove: 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
nduchucks:
Given the level of alarm raised by posters so far, I think it is safe to conclude that most Nigerians were physically abused by their parents. These archaic behaviour modification techniques should actually be criminalized - the exception would be if you had to deal with a wayward teenager who may be after your daughter's innocence.
Leave story

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by gbagaunfreak(m): 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
pinkycute:
Smh lipsrsealed your list is quite scary shocked how did you survived all those stuff

By avoiding gbagaun like yours cry

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by donsheddy1(m): 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.



hahahahahahahahaha you be animal? Lol hhahahahahaha lmfao here ooo.
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by killuminati(m): 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
grin it wasn't easy at all, I survive through the dirty streets only to be hanged by a hanger...
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Nobody: 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
I survived all. I was the cool and obedient type.
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by ifekemmie(f): 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
Just 1(belt) n ruler. Stooling down or kneeling is much dan beating
Re: How Many Did You Survive? by mrkings84(m): 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
delishpot:


Unfortunately ke? Pkease you were fortunate i. I wish I did not experience any too. I was a very good child but my mom thought otherwise. A crime as simple as forgeting to take in clothes or some clothes when it rains will bring out the cane, a crime such as forgeting to wash my socks, will bring out the cane, a crime as easy simple as being carried away by play and forgeting to greet moms friend, will bring out the cane. I lived in fear. It destroyed me. But in my late 20s I decided to take charge of my life. I know she did what she did cos she did not know any better not out of hate. She wanted the perfect child. But who amongst us is perfect?
So sorry dear. wish mine lived to survive me with these I wouldn't have gone tru all I went tru in d hands of cruel aunties. embarassed
delishpot:


Unfortunately ke? Pkease you were fortunate i. I wish I did not experience any too. I was a very good child but my mom thought otherwise. A crime as simple as forgeting to take in clothes or some clothes when it rains will bring out the cane, a crime such as forgeting to wash my socks, will bring out the cane, a crime as easy simple as being carried away by play and forgeting to greet moms friend, will bring out the cane. I lived in fear. It destroyed me. But in my late 20s I decided to take charge of my life. I know she did what she did cos she did not know any better not out of hate. She wanted the perfect child. But who amongst us is perfect?
So sorry dear. wish mine lived to survive me with these I wouldn't have gone tru all I went tru in d hands of cruel aunties.

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Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Youngzedd(m): 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
habiolah:


I dey wonder where we get dem buttys o. Na me go go look for the wire wey papa go take knack me sef. If God wan punish my sin, papa go catch me where I dey play ball, dru sweat like craze: na like say make hin kill me hin go be.

...but I must play dat ball again tomorrow o.
smh


Exactly, mum will tell me to go get the the wire (NITEL telephone wire) She will use on me.

I will rush and get the black wire then the drama follows

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