jaykaylegend:
Op you are under arrest for the raping of your girlfriend.. Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law, you have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you by the court...





I will definately make a good LAPD

ivyy:
What a fake ass story

yagbaboy1:

If u doubt the story. Send the O. P and visit him, let's see if he rapes you or not. Then we would know if it's a fake ass story

yagbaboy1:

If u doubt the story. Send the O. P and visit him, let's see if he rapes you or not. Then we would know if it's a fake ass story

profojah:

Your head dey there bro

yagbaboy1:

Guy no pity am o. Hammer ram wella, next time she no dey for doubting ivy

yagbaboy1:

Guy no pity am o. Hammer ram wella, next time she no dey for doubting ivy

profojah:

If I hear say I pity ivyy...I'll bang her, LA-LIGA her punaani, blow her labia majora, pump her labia minora, scatter her ureter orifice and i wont free her until she moans in her dialect...trust me my guy

ivyy:



#mumu#

which part of naija are u from dearie

arimahoseloka:
na wa o. maybe there should be an age restriction and verification on Nairaland

profojah:

which part of naija are u from dearie

ivyy:



If I tell you I'd have to kill you

godsamist:
The author of your life and the creator of this wide world is saying to you and everyone of you still living in careless to repent for God's kingdom is at hand!
A thousands years to man is but a day to God,let's stop playing with His patience!

kilokeys:


then what would u do to him when u give ur number?

xtervaganza:
juat Bleep off to the nearest bush



Your god couldn't avenge christians and non christians murdered by boko haram




Your god went into hiding when ebola struck




Your god did not save people who were in ritualist den




Now that someone is having premarital sex your god will suddenly get mad and strike him dead abi?




You de craze

ivyy:


I'd kill him again

profojah:

Sorry..Are you Victoria Ikwuecheghi?..the daughter of Amadi ikwuecheghi...pls I need to know this asap..Thanks

ivyy:


hell no

profojah:

How come you look like Victoria ikwuecheghi that claims she was carrying my baby...please I'm sure you're the one..I need my child, i'm ready to father my child..I'm sorry I couldn't recognise your face well..you knw it was late that night we did it..I'm sorry Victoria, kindly return my child..thank you Victoria (ivyy)

profojah:

That guy is mad jare...My pastor f*cked my ex-gf and told me I shouldn't come to the church again...then one foolish _idiot con dey preach for me here...Na Ogun go fire his fingers if he dare types on this thread again!..

profojah:

Raped!?...e be like say you no knw how much I don spend..the money wey i spent today sef...of which I don' dey chop lies since!!

I just told her " You know say God don catch you" and she didn't argue with me!

ivyy:



Hehe pls go away

xtervaganza:
no mind dem jare





Religion is a fraud.




The funny thing is the pastors do everything they tell you it's a sin

profojah:
She always tell me she's seeing her period whenever she comes to my house and I'll tell her to remove her panties to check whether its true or Not...But Today, God catch her papa, she told me the same story and she removed her pant as usual for me to check..As I was checking, Lo and Behold, guess what I saw?.She used a CloseUp toothpaste to rub her pad! ..If I hear say I gree!!.you should know what happened next!

cokacoola:
your galafrian of 14years come go you place and you abeg her form slex and she rlefuse aftaer choppin you 1years selaries and them all coud do is rape and open a topick about am to praise youself You dezihave to be loak up in jail terms

xtervaganza:
no mind dem jare





Religion is a fraud.




The funny thing is the pastors do everything they tell you it's a sin