#10 Sex is Available
24/7

A boyfriend is never going to say no to
sex… and if he does, there’s something
seriously wrong! Girlfriends might not be
in the mood, or are feeling icky, or have
something better to do, but a boyfriend?
For a guy, there’s no unsexy mood, no
feeling icky enough to avoid sex, and
definitely nothing better to do!


#9 You Can Use Them
as an Excuse Not to go
to Stuff

“Oh I’m sorry, my boyfriend’s not
feeling well so we can’t make it tonight.”
“Oh I’m sorry, it’s my boyfriend’s
mum’s birthday that night so we have to
attend.” “Oh I’m sorry, I really don’t
want to go to your party but won’t admit
it so I’ll use my boyfriend as an
excuse… wait, did I say that out loud?”

#8 You’ll Have a
Portable Clothes Rack
While Shopping

Once you have a boyfriend, you’ll find
that you can shop for twice as long and
buy twice as much stuff because your
boyfriend will always reluctantly be
there to hold all of your new dresses,
tops, pants, handbags, shoes, makeup,
and just generally every single thing that
the shopping mall sells.


#7 They’ll Play Games
With You Anytime You
Want
No guy is too mature to play games! All
you need to do is throw a pillow at
them to start a friendly fight… or some
spaghetti while cooking and you’ll end
up engaged in a vicious food fight to the
death (and then order fast food for
dinner because the spaghetti was the
only food you had in the house).

#6 They’ll Fix Things
Around the House

Whether your boyfriend is much of a
handyman or not, the embarrassment of
admitting he doesn’t know how to fix
something is far greater than the
embarrassment of just trying to fix it
anyway and failing miserably.
If something’s broken around the house
or your car engine sounds funny, get
your boyfriend around he’ll stand there
scratching his head for awhile before
rolling up his sleeves and getting to
work!


#5 Their Silly Antics
Will Make You Laugh

Guys are boneheads… even the mature
ones. You just need to get them together
with one of their mates and the stupid
shenanigans they’ll get themselves into
will be more entertaining than any
sitcom you’ve ever seen before! Guys
appreciate a girlfriend who encourages
them to hang out with their friends, too.


#4 They Make a Good
Accessory in Photos

Guys look good next to you in a photo!
We all know how much girls love posting
a picture of themselves with a boyfriend
on Facebook just to get the likes and
“awww’s” and make every friend of
theirs who is single get jealous. Guys
can’t keep up with the games girls like
to play… we just smile politely in the
photos like we’ve been trained to.

#3 They Can Kill
Bugs For You

Your boyfriend will always step up and
kill that disgusting cockroach or scary
spider or slithering snake or growling
grizzly bear… okay maybe not those
last two, but he’ll definitely defend you
against gross bugs in the house, even if
he’s just as terrified or grossed out of
them as you are!
Your boyfriend will always step up and
kill that disgusting cockroach or scary
spider or slithering snake or growling
grizzly bear… okay maybe not those
last two, but he’ll definitely defend you
against gross bugs in the house, even if
he’s just as terrified or grossed out of
them as you are!


#2 They’ll Stop Creeps
Hitting on You at the
Bar

If there is one good reason for getting
yourself a boyfriend, it’s simply so that
when you go out for drinks with your
friends, all the creeps and losers in the
bar don’t come stumbling over to you
with their sleazy, slurred pick up lines
and aggressive behaviour… your
boyfriend will be standing right there
next to you looking tough and keeping
them away. It’s kinda like National
Geographic.


#1 You Can Get Free
Fast Food Delivery
Anytime You Want

If you’re having one of those days
where you just can’t get out of bed, or
you’re tired, or sick, or you simply can’t
be bothered getting dressed and leaving
the house to get food, never fear – your
boyfriend is here! (To guilt trip into
getting you fast food with your cute sad
“I need something” face).

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