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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kika23(f): 12:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
JoeCutie:
Waiting to read your too. grin

Not yet... Soon though!!
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
iamord:
I like it that way.. smiley it puts me in more control of the bed senaiors. grin. Shakara is allowed grin

Shakara? grin wat does it mean?
Ooohh tats unfair tat these men making dramas as if they got their monthly period as well.. tongue
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Kobeje(m): 12:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
This should move to FP, please
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by talktrue1(m): 12:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
If you husband wants to make call and you told him that there is no network.
Dont complain if he decides to go to a business centre.

You better not practice any of these

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Dallazday(m): 12:57pm On Mar 17, 2015
no matter the excuse a lady brings up, if I wan fire, I must fire. simple

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:58pm On Mar 17, 2015
oh really? smiley

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by malonephill(m): 12:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
prelinctus:
Let the kids pass the night in the room. Simple.
and let us pass night in kids room simple shocked


Their lot of strategies I can concur to

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by DocAdray(f): 12:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
Hahaha, funny...

Let me keep reading comments. wink
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by kristen12(f): 1:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
Dallazday:
no matter the excuse a lady brings up, if I wan fire, I must fire. simple

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Amuga(f): 1:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
Lmao...... Abeg dont spoil our show op. That frowning of face works perfectly for me.

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by ki02020(m): 1:03pm On Mar 17, 2015
Me not married yet....but will keep INFO for future use. Tanx to OP
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by profolateju: 1:04pm On Mar 17, 2015
I just asked a married colleague now and she's said her escape route is giving her husband some overdose of valum5, so by the time he wakes she's off to work.

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by fairygeh(f): 1:05pm On Mar 17, 2015
Funny thread.now I have some new tactics cheesy

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:05pm On Mar 17, 2015
This is why i will marry a calabar girl bcaus they are always in the mood.

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Geenickel(m): 1:06pm On Mar 17, 2015
shey na from bedroom she escape bas,
no wahala ah go wait for bathroom....









HE WHO FIGHTS AND RUNS AWAY(Leavn me in my conji stricken state),LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHERANOTHER DAY (wen ah go hol am ehnncry)_..

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:10pm On Mar 17, 2015
Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need grin by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol cheesy


ur picture is beautifully scary, sorry 2 ask o but re u a mammy water? no offence

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:14pm On Mar 17, 2015
IYANGBALI:
Abeg na who get vaseline and kondoms make him borrow me,my customer don come
ure sick

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by LadyX(f): 1:15pm On Mar 17, 2015
Deny her also when she's in the mood. She go learn not to deny you next time.

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by ehiaze(m): 1:18pm On Mar 17, 2015
Trust me,these same set of women will be the ones complaining tomorrow that their men are cheating .
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by ROCKSTAND1: 1:18pm On Mar 17, 2015
Wife: Darling, i'm not up to anything tonight cos i have a headache

Husband: I don't need your head. sad

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Gabrielsylar(m): 1:19pm On Mar 17, 2015
kika23:
I'd definitely learn something new today cheesy
lepa shandy

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by femi4: 1:20pm On Mar 17, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..
may be one out of every 100. Its very rare
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Mitsurugi(m): 1:21pm On Mar 17, 2015
...and if you dare suggest "assistants" to these ladies... all hell will break loose with Pastor's help! grin

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
femi4:
may be one out of every 100. Its very rare

So sad tat i met all these "rare" ones....hahhahahaha.... grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Damikevin(m): 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
obailala:
Imagine the strange lengths ladies go to to deprive their men of a basic necessity of life. Very soon the man would get fed up of asking and of course, the girl next door would be readily available as a substitute.

...and then the next Nairaland thread title from a hurting lady would be, "All Men Are the Same"

Issorait!
. They can afford to not be in the mood, but men can't afford to deprive them of any need when the ask. They'll blame it on, 'we are women nah' Make I marry make she do that shit, I go hold grudge till their kingdom come, when I come bak from work, straight to the bed no eatin, the following morning na gudmorning then outta ur face. Wen e tire her na she go cum beg me to do.
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by debbydee(f): 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
kika23:
I'd definitely learn something new today cheesy

are you married?
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by fortunechy(m): 1:26pm On Mar 17, 2015
ladies dont deny ur hubby his rit b4 u side chick snach am frm u ooo!!! dont practice everyfin u read here u live to regret it.

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by villareal15(m): 1:26pm On Mar 17, 2015
try any of those with me you're gone! angry
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by YabaLeftist: 1:26pm On Mar 17, 2015
Hmm, no real relevant comment yet. Still waiting for the married women of family section to share their experiences.

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:29pm On Mar 17, 2015
fairygeh:
Funny thread.now I have some new tactics cheesy

tongue

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by xarxes(m): 1:30pm On Mar 17, 2015
Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need grin by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol cheesy




Dat simply makes you a witch cos u r using sex to manipulate ur husband instead of fulfilling ur matrimonial obligation.tomorrow now when he goes outside you would start crying wolf.

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