blesoh:
When am nt in d mood,i slp wid d kids in my room.there he comes,asking me to name my price.lol
he ll be lyk'this thing is mine give it to me'
but seriously wen am nt in d mood he pays b4 service.lol

and what happens when you are in the mood and he is not....
Do you also pay for the service he is to render?

reaky:


If u understand d language of konji
Hmmm you will even do more than me









When she say baby am not in d mood
And you have been having ere*c*tion for d past 30mins and counting..............



Let me know what you will do

You provoke gaaannnn...

Hehehe...

Fortunately for me, me and konji have no business. Cuz, I'll never know what it means to have an e.r.e.c.t.I.o.n.

jashar:



You provoke gaaannnn...

Hehehe...

Fortunately for me, me and konji have no business. Cuz, I'll never know what it means to have an e.r.e.c.t.I.o.n.

I wish you could have one or two

visit www.socialwritter..com

All dis men sef dem no knw say da place no b engine wey u go dy use always? Da place ma dy taya make e no quick slag

malonephill:
and let us pass night in kids room simple


Their lot of strategies I can concur to

. As in eh! two can play the game thinz.

malonephill:
and let us pass night in kids room simple


Their lot of strategies I can concur to

. As in eh! two can play the game thinz.

No strategies for now...we go all d way

KashyBaby:


How i wish i understand wat uve said..

lolzzz.....use Google translator

pressplay55:

and what happens when you are in the mood and he is not....
Do you also pay for the service he is to render?

when he says no,noth moves him.if u like shake d thing anyhw he wont respond lol

kika23:


Hahaha..... Naaaaah..

Okay

JoeCutie:
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn...

She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi?

Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. Choii! Bad market. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd cuddle and sleep 'happily ever after'.

Sisters!!! They should calm down already.
This their bedroom antics is too much.
Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration is going on. Abegi!

*faints*

hikmojj:


lolzzz.....use Google translator

Even Google Translator will freak out baby ...

KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..

not in port Harcourt and bayelsa!!!! even while asleep we could satisfy our ladies, don't mistake us for the western boys ( I mean Lagos and it's neighbours), all they do is take by force no matter the age.

shadowgwalker:
not in port Harcourt and bayelsa!!!! even while asleep we could satisfy our ladies, don't mistake us for the western boys ( I mean Lagos and it's neighbours), all they do is take by force no matter the age.

Wooooah...ok..noted..i will visit tat port harcourt and see wats in it..

as for me with my Hausa babe wey too like prack, all I'd tell her is this;

'ooh!!baby it has started again,my penismuscles are beginnin to have muscle pull again.

#after a few minutes
... she perceives aboniki balm down south

peemyke:
No strategies for now...we go all d way

bad girl

KashyBaby:



Wooooah...ok..noted..i will visit tat port harcourt and see wats in it..

you won't regret, go straight to UNIPORT, ask for Aluù boys ...

shadowgwalker:
you won't regret, go straight to UNIPORT, ask for Aluù boys ...

Hahahhahaha....no need...

atilla:

Just hope my wife doessnt read this thread or read ur post
She go abuse me tire.

So it means ur one of them making lots of dramas too?

atilla:

Just hope my wife doessnt read this thread or read ur post
She go abuse me tire.

SOmetimes let uR wife b in control...and stop making dramas

missterious:


*faints*

Can you relate to that?

peemyke:
No strategies for now...we go all d way

Me likey. In fact, moi lovey.

[quote][/quote]Lolz

KashyBaby:


Even Google Translator will freak out baby ...

common just try it 1st...."Google sabi everything"

KashyBaby:



Hahahhahaha....no need...

LOL!!!but why?

JoeCutie:


Can you relate to that?

No, not really.

Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol

damn...nice trick

talktrue1:
If you husband wants to make call and you told him that there is no network.
Dont complain if he decides to go to a business centre.

You better not practice any of these

What of those men that can't and never go to business centres to call? No winder pastors' wives suffer their husbands with this acts. Did u want to make him fall? There's judgement awaiting people with such acts.

One thing I know is that marriage should be all abt sacrifice. Sacrifice shd be the bedrock. With this in mind, the two of you will live happily and there won't be room for the devil.

Mine not really funny tho . My hubby is very egoistic and can't bear the idea of rejection. All I have to do is bring up a sensitive issue I'm not happy about, we have a small argument. Hey presto, he won't even try anything.

missterious:


No, not really.

Good. V-mobile.

Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol

haba
U harsh o

JoeCutie:
Good. V-mobile.

Yeah