Speakdatruth:
hahaha another ediot

cherryice:
Hi Truckpusher, I'm really not too good at this but I just manage just to let you know I feel about you for a longtime here..
I never knew I would ever fall inlove with someone just on the internet but you cancelled that doubts..
I wanted you all to myself when I entered this competition but when another lady came up to compete with me for your love, made me realise how special you are not just to me but to everyone even when I wanted to back out of the contest, the thought of losing you to her almost killed me so I decided to stay put to fight for my happiness..

Words might be enough to let you know how I feel but I'll have to just do this because this is only an avenue to show you what's been lingering on my mind for a while..
Sweetness, everything about you makes me smile. Your funny posts, the smile on your profile brightens up my bad mood.
I wanna be that person you wake up with that smile
I wanna be that person you would turn to people and tell
" There she is"
I wanna be the mother of your girls
I want you to be the father of my sons
I want to you to be my everything.
I really dont know how to do epistles but I hope with these few words of mine, you would give me a chance of loving you..
I love you, sweetness..
MY ASSS IS YOURS FOR KEEPS..

Oahray:
Someone should compile a book of Nairaland wooing contest quotes.

"My ass is yours for keeps" has to be in it o

remsonik:
Agapecharis
The one who stole my earth
With the brightest eyes I have ever seen on a son of Adam
The butterfly who explores the nooks and cranny of my tummy
I giggle at your mentions


My agapecharis
Let me be the goosebumps on your skin
Leave my mouth agape with your tender loving care
You are my knight in shining armour
Let me be your juliet and you be my romeo


Your nose is pointed and finely shaped
Let your nose touch mine and let my lips be locked in your lips
Be my heartbeat and let's set our love on eagles wings
Be mine charis and I am yours


cc naijaboiy

KingTom:

Osheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn!!!!!!!!!

naijaboiy:

Take your time sire

It's either you want the àss or the good cook

remsonik:

HOW??

stephenqueen:

Bros abeg go push truck, commot for here jor

Truckpusher:
Bro, this is a set up, you know?

Help a brother here.

naijaboiy:
Diddydiva can we have you on stage please.

KingTom:
Nice lines

Truckpusher:
I feel your pains.

luxanne:

Zenith21:
omo see beta poem, just for love....... Big ups....

diddydiva:
call the next person pls.

remsonik:

Thanks

KingTom:
I'm there

Oahray:
yes you are

But seriously, that's the stuff great memes are made of. I'd call it Quotus Epicularis (epic quote). I barely remember anything before it. No be my fault baba

Dimples192:


Great job hun

luxanne:

MizMyColi:

MizMyColi:


What I do o o