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A bro does not sleep on the same bed as another bro.

Bros don’t touch each others hair.

A Bro never rents a chick flick.

When in doubt, ask your bros.

A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.

boynigeria:
A sacred set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by among Bros.
The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the
PUSSIfication of men haven't been followed properly and for
some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
So I will take yall through these rules 10 at a time.

1: Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not
your wife or any other direct family.

2: A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his
bro’s are doing it.

3: If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when
fully grown.

4: Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and
supports them until his dying breath.

5: A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets
naked, all other bros will act as if nothing is out of the ordinary,
averting their eyes away. If the towel drops, so do your eyes.

6: A bro never buys a bro cake, chocolate or any other sugary shiits for birthday

7: A bro is honor bound to aid his bros in moving house, DIY, and any
other physical labour. A cold, fresh shayo(soft drink in some cases) is always reward enough for helping.

8: If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left
over change.

9: A bro will not sleep with another bro’s sister. However, a bro is
allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.

10: A Bro shall not wear on his phone any pink coloured cover/casing or use a casing with teady

This is a necessary thread for all the young'uns out there.
These rules didn't need to be spelt out before, but these days...there's no code, no honor, nothing.
All u see are guys in skinny jeans, ultra groomed, in pink, yellow,purple colors running around selling out to the femmes.

terrible..
.
the old guard has changed, but d way d New guard is going......s.m.h

Any wonder why the romance section is filled with ridiculous threads of 'wat should I do??'.

Boys are just falling hands,legs and every other tin.

kudos@o.p

barackohandso:
Loving these codes. Bros before hoes

¤¤ Bros don't date another bros' chick (ex or current), it's just weird no matter the situation ¤¤

¤¤ Bros don't ditch each other in the presence of a hoe ¤¤

I see you...

TheSonOfMark:



11. So true! I told my best friend I'll like to get married before I'm 28 if I have my way and his first response was ," Kaycee, you dey mad? No rush enter nonsense o!".

14. I lost a family member three years ago and my friend's only way of showing empathy was for us to go have a drink on his account.


GUYS...WE CAN BE SO WEIRD!

That's the good thing about us... Weird in a cool way.

Brugo:


Barman. Kindly give that OP just 4 bottles of Heineken.

And one bottle of Magic Moment, to spice up the moment.

Allwility:
A bro does not sleep on the same bed as another bro.

Bros don’t touch each others hair.

A Bro never rents a chick flick.

When in doubt, ask your bros.

A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.

Spot on...


Sleep on the same bed? Seriously? Maka why? Gay-ish.
Touching of hair? WTF!

dBard:




This is a necessary thread for all the young'uns out there.
These rules didn't need to be spelt out before, but these days...there's no code, no honor, nothing.
All u see are guys in skinny jeans, ultra groomed, in pink, yellow,purple colors running around selling out to the femmes.

terrible..
.
the old guard has changed, but d way d New guard is going......s.m.h

Any wonder why the romance section is filled with ridiculous threads of 'wat should I do??'.

Boys are just falling hands,legs and every other tin.

kudos@o.p

The emboldened just made my night. It's really sad what guys are turning into.

ABEngine:


Not in a country with full functioning liquor stores round the clock, or with the ingenious bros that can make cocktails out of water. Cake? Haba what will his girl friend get him?

I'm not saying you have to, all I'm saying is, it's not against the bro code.

Please check your BRO-HANDBOOK, Chapter 30, page 245, which reads thus:

"A Bro may on occasion treat his fellow bro to a family-like birthday if the occasion calls for it"

dmcdad:

Haba! Cake? Of all things na cake?

I smell a rat.

lol, nah only rat you dey smell, you for smell d whole forest nah.

Seriously though, it's not against the bro code, it just has to be applicable to a certain scenario.

GhostProtocol:


I'm not saying you have to, all I'm saying is, it's not against the bro code.

Please check your BRO-HANDBOOK, Chapter 30, page 245, which reads thus:

"A Bro may on occasion treat his fellow bro to a family-like birthday if the occasion calls for it"

Copy that boss

dmcdad:

I see you...

Lol you get mouth

GhostProtocol:


I'm not saying you have to, all I'm saying is, it's not against the bro code.

Please check your BRO-HANDBOOK, Chapter 30, page 245, which reads thus:

"A Bro may on occasion treat his fellow bro to a family-like birthday if the occasion calls for it"

It is weird though

GhostProtocol:


lol, nah only rat you dey smell, you for smell d whole forest nah.

Seriously though, it's not against the bro code, it just has to be applicable to a certain scenario.

Bro... Cake is just kinda weird. Why cake na? Na babes dey do all that on a normal day. If a guy go do such, it should either be from him(that is buying it himself) or from a babe.

E just dey somehow sha.

barackohandso:


Lol you get mouth

dmcdad:

Bro... Cake is just kinda weird. Why cake na? Na babes dey do all that on a normal day. If a guy go do such, it should either be from him(that is buying it himself) or from a babe.

E just dey somehow sha.

barackohandso:

It is weird though

I feel you guys and if he has a girl then that's cool, she can get him a cake. Same for if he has his family with him.

In my house, no birthday is complete without a cake, that's just how we were raised. So when my homeboy who didn't have anyone with him had his bday, I got him a big cake in the morning. He just smirked like, "why is this dude getting me cake", but at the end, he ate it, together with the rest of our friends. That night we also went clubbing and had an awesome time.

So of course cake isn't necessary, it may even be frowned upon by some, but I stand once again to say that, it aint against the bro code.

echobee:
Hmmmmmmm!

u just had to go and disobey the only rule meant for ladies there.....

www.nairaland.com/1911095/guy-code-no-women-girls


topic done already with over 60 guy codes

GhostProtocol:






I feel you guys and if he has a girl then that's cool, she can get him a cake. Same for if he has his family with him.

In my house, no birthday is complete without a cake, that's just how we were raised. So when my homeboy who didn't have anyone with him had his bday, I got him a big cake in the morning. He just smirked like, "why is this dude getting me cake", but at the end, he ate it, together with the rest of our friends. That night we also went clubbing and had an awesome time.

So of course cake isn't necessary, it may even be frowned upon by some, but I stand once again to say that, it aint against the bro code.

Well... I guess there are some few exceptions then, like in your case. It's all good.

figo05:



Female version plz

females dont hav rules...they never grow up, being babies all thier life!

kolawaxxy:
In addendum, A BRO SHALL NEVER ASK A FELLOW BRO "how was your night?"

gbam...totally annoying

nairalife2013:
females dont hav rules...they never grow up, being babies all thier life!

Lolz

Strictly Strict!

Cashio:
gbam...totally annoying

Ha ha ha ha ha. Like WTF! How I wan take start the question sef?

Me: Bro how far (Good Morning)?
Bro: (Good morning) Mehn, your guy balance ooooo. How e dey go na?
Me: Bruv, you don see us na. How today wan be na?
Bro: You know how e dey go na. We go run that levels...

I dey imagine how "how was your night wan fit-in in that convo"

Na wa oooooo.

double-post.

21: A Bro never wears pink.

22: In a case of two hustling Bros sharing same bed, the Bros shall keep a distance of at least 9 inches away from each other to avoid some gay shiits.

23: A Bro never applies cream on another Bro.

24: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that
secret to his grave.

25: A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit
of alcohol than he plans to drink.

26: If a Bro, for whatever reason must drive another Bro’s car, he
shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

27: If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one
says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it
back or apologize, that’s what women do.

28: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when
introducing him.

29: If a Bro is driving ahead of another Bro, he is required to attempt to overtake him as a joke.

30: If a Bro's roommate is having a babe over, the Bro is required to find another place to spend the night but in a case where he's stucked in the room with his Bro and the chic, he is required to pretend to be asleep when his Bro pokes the chic( ofcourse, you can peep).

31: When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you
know nothing, always.

32: When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him.
This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may
not be violated or debauched.

33: You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from
soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to
stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is not high. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.

34: When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this
must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest
feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in
for beer if he has done this recently.

35: Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s
biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.

36: When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required
to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are
required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars or the car is crap.

37: A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with
a girl. Even if she was truly ugly, a bro will make excuses for his
bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”

38: A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always
be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary,
the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good.
(exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has
mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his
worth)

39: A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No
exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls,
the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.

40: All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No
exceptions.

a bro keeps bro's side chicks secret to main chick

bros fight but act all cool when their chicks are around

a true bro will never try to intimidate, run down or outshine his fellow bro in the presence of chicks

boynigeria:
21: A Bro never wears pink.

22: In a case of two hustling Bros sharing same bed, the Bros shall keep a distance of at least 9 inches away from each other to avoid some gay shiits.

23: A Bro never applies cream on another Bro.

24: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that
secret to his grave.

25: A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit
of alcohol than he plans to drink.

26: If a Bro, for whatever reason must drive another Bro’s car, he
shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

27: If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one
says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it
back or apologize, that’s what women do.

28: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when
introducing him.

29: If a Bro is driving ahead of another Bro, he is required to attempt to overtake him as a joke.

30: If a Bro's roommate is having a babe over, the Bro is required to find another place to spend the night but in a case where he's stucked in the room with his Bro and the chic, he is required to pretend to be asleep when his Bro pokes the chic( ofcourse, you can peep).

@ Number 23, WTF!!! That is the full definition of gay. Jeez!

realmindz:
a bro keeps bro's side chicks secret to main chick

bros fight but act all cool when their chicks are around

A true bro will never try to intimidate, run down or outshine his fellow bro in the presence of chicks

Very true.

boynigeria:
A sacred set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by among Bros.
The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the
PUSSIfication of men haven't been followed properly and for
some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
So I will take yall through these rules 10 at a time.

1: Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not
your wife or any other direct family.

2: A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his
bro’s are doing it.

3: If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when
fully grown.

4: Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and
supports them until his dying breath.

5: A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets
naked, all other bros will act as if nothing is out of the ordinary,
averting their eyes away. If the towel drops, so do your eyes.

6: A bro never buys a bro cake, chocolate or any other sugary shiits for birthday

7: A bro is honor bound to aid his bros in moving house, DIY, and any
other physical labour. A cold, fresh shayo(soft drink in some cases) is always reward enough for helping.

8: If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left
over change.

9: A bro will not sleep with another bro’s sister. However, a bro is
allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.

10: A Bro shall not wear on his phone any pink coloured cover/casing or use a casing with teady

A bro shall not share some intimate things he must have done with his hoe.