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Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by JayTeeA(f): 9:48pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
A bro shud change the topic of this thread if its really for bros only... this topic is screaming GIRLS READ THIS!!!! counter thread loading....... 2 Likes |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Allwility: 9:58pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
A bro does not sleep on the same bed as another bro. Bros don’t touch each others hair. A Bro never rents a chick flick. When in doubt, ask your bros. A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dBard: 10:00pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
boynigeria: This is a necessary thread for all the young'uns out there. These rules didn't need to be spelt out before, but these days...there's no code, no honor, nothing. All u see are guys in skinny jeans, ultra groomed, in pink, yellow,purple colors running around selling out to the femmes. terrible.. . the old guard has changed, but d way d New guard is going......s.m.h Any wonder why the romance section is filled with ridiculous threads of 'wat should I do??'. Boys are just falling hands,legs and every other tin. kudos@o.p 3 Likes |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 10:15pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
barackohandso:I see you... |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 10:17pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:That's the good thing about us... Weird in a cool way. |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 10:17pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Brugo:And one bottle of Magic Moment, to spice up the moment. |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 10:23pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Allwility:Spot on... Sleep on the same bed? Seriously? Maka why? Gay-ish. Touching of hair? WTF! |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 10:25pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
dBard:The emboldened just made my night. It's really sad what guys are turning into. |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Nobody: 10:43pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
ABEngine: I'm not saying you have to, all I'm saying is, it's not against the bro code. Please check your BRO-HANDBOOK, Chapter 30, page 245, which reads thus: "A Bro may on occasion treat his fellow bro to a family-like birthday if the occasion calls for it" |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Nobody: 10:45pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
dmcdad: lol, nah only rat you dey smell, you for smell d whole forest nah. Seriously though, it's not against the bro code, it just has to be applicable to a certain scenario. 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by ABEngine(m): 10:46pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: Copy that boss |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by barackohandso(m): 10:48pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by barackohandso(m): 10:56pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: It is weird though |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 11:00pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
GhostProtocol:Bro... Cake is just kinda weird. Why cake na? Na babes dey do all that on a normal day. If a guy go do such, it should either be from him(that is buying it himself) or from a babe. E just dey somehow sha. 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 11:02pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
barackohandso: 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Nobody: 11:14pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
dmcdad: barackohandso: I feel you guys and if he has a girl then that's cool, she can get him a cake. Same for if he has his family with him. In my house, no birthday is complete without a cake, that's just how we were raised. So when my homeboy who didn't have anyone with him had his bday, I got him a big cake in the morning. He just smirked like, "why is this dude getting me cake", but at the end, he ate it, together with the rest of our friends. That night we also went clubbing and had an awesome time. So of course cake isn't necessary, it may even be frowned upon by some, but I stand once again to say that, it aint against the bro code. 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by sarmiie(m): 12:32am On Mar 28, 2015 |
echobee: u just had to go and disobey the only rule meant for ladies there..... 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by tonyx4x44(m): 2:55am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 3:12am On Mar 28, 2015 |
GhostProtocol:Well... I guess there are some few exceptions then, like in your case. It's all good. 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by nairalife2013(m): 5:34am On Mar 28, 2015 |
figo05:females dont hav rules...they never grow up, being babies all thier life! 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Cashio(m): 6:17am On Mar 28, 2015 |
kolawaxxy:gbam...totally annoying 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Nobody: 7:07am On Mar 28, 2015 |
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Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by AbuMikey(m): 7:12am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Strictly Strict! 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 7:44am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Cashio:Ha ha ha ha ha. Like WTF! How I wan take start the question sef? Me: Bro how far (Good Morning)? Bro: (Good morning) Mehn, your guy balance ooooo. How e dey go na? Me: Bruv, you don see us na. How today wan be na? Bro: You know how e dey go na. We go run that levels... I dey imagine how "how was your night wan fit-in in that convo" Na wa oooooo. 1 Like |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 7:44am On Mar 28, 2015 |
double-post. |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by boynigeria(m): 8:13am On Mar 28, 2015 |
21: A Bro never wears pink. 22: In a case of two hustling Bros sharing same bed, the Bros shall keep a distance of at least 9 inches away from each other to avoid some gay shiits. 23: A Bro never applies cream on another Bro. 24: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave. 25: A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink. 26: If a Bro, for whatever reason must drive another Bro’s car, he shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations. 27: If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize, that’s what women do. 28: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him. 29: If a Bro is driving ahead of another Bro, he is required to attempt to overtake him as a joke. 30: If a Bro's roommate is having a babe over, the Bro is required to find another place to spend the night but in a case where he's stucked in the room with his Bro and the chic, he is required to pretend to be asleep when his Bro pokes the chic( ofcourse, you can peep). 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by boynigeria(m): 8:36am On Mar 28, 2015 |
31: When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always. 32: When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched. 33: You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is not high. Then you are absolved of any responsibility. 34: When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently. 35: Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game. 36: When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars or the car is crap. 37: A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly ugly, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…” 38: A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 39: A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved. 40: All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by realmindz: 8:54am On Mar 28, 2015 |
a bro keeps bro's side chicks secret to main chick bros fight but act all cool when their chicks are around a true bro will never try to intimidate, run down or outshine his fellow bro in the presence of chicks |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 9:04am On Mar 28, 2015 |
boynigeria:@ Number 23, WTF!!! That is the full definition of gay. Jeez! |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by dmcdad: 9:07am On Mar 28, 2015 |
realmindz:Very true. |
Re: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by Nobody: 10:53am On Mar 28, 2015 |
boynigeria:A bro shall not share some intimate things he must have done with his hoe. |
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