This article is to give a little insight on
the cute and funny things ladies do after
break up.
1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always
the first move. As soon as the guy breaks
their heart, the next thing is to delete his
number. But you know what’s annoying
about this? It doesn’t change anything
because we still have the ex’s phone
number stored up in our brains. Ask them
in five years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP
EXPERTS: I know most people can relate
to this. We all have that friend who had a
bad break up and next thing, she thinks
she has a BSc in dating. Relationships
become her favourite topic. She suddenly
wants to give relationship advice at the
slightest chance, even if hers did not
work. She knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy
whom they loved so much breaks their
hearts, next thing is church. They forgot
God was their companion before the
break up, but as soon as the break up
happens, they have the front row in
church, their voices would be the loudest
during service and would go to church 10
times a day if they have to. Some
Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as
soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a
Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies
always have a sense of empowerment
after a bad break-up. You start to see
things like, #teamsingleandlovingit, #
teamsingleforever etc even though we
are dying inside. We suddenly have our
little NGOs and become allergic to men. I
pity some toasters during this period
because they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s
after a break up that we remember that
food is our best friend. They would buy
the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest
bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle
of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The
truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us
feel any better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They
dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk
to remember’ and lay on their beds all
day, crying their eyeballs out after every
scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even
when you are in the best relationship,
that song just has a way of making you
feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up,
everything reminds you of the ex. One
second they are happy, the next you see
the type of car your ex owns, or smell
his cologne somewhere and they are
sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor
amongst the ladies. After a bad break
up, they would stalk their ex on
Instagram, Facebook or even dial his
number a couple of times with a strange
number. Then when he says hello, they
hang up or just remain silent. We know
some of you are guilty. Women are the
best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you
haven’t noticed this, when a girl is
single, she never stays home. Even if
she wants to, her friends will never let
her. She would always want to go out
and have
that fun she would never have had with
her ex. It is always a plus when they
know that their ex would be at the
event. If their ex will be there, they
would kak up (dress to kill) just to make
sure he realises what he is missing.
Besides, Mr. Right can be found
anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the
time, they turn to good girl gone bad if
they can’t handle themselves. Those
toasters she kept on hold while she was
dating become her besties and we all
know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have
done at least one of these listed above.
You are free to add yours too

Lolz..are u a gurl?

u used to break-ups??

they call with different line and keep silent. real

Op what girl did all this to u?

falconey:

who wants to know what people do after break up?

True dont think its really important...

Lala247:
Op what girl did all this to u?

actually there hasn't be anygal...m waitn 4 d gal

youngsahito:
actually there hasn't be anygal...m waitn 4 d gal

Not all girls do those things mentioned ... Tho

But even if they do is it bad or something ?

Iro nla

they don't do binge eating in Nigeria. Where the money dey to buy all the food? before d break up was she eating well sef not to talk of binge eating as a result of d break up

Lala247:


Not all girls do those things mentioned ... Tho

But even if they do is it bad or something ?

dere is ntn bad in it

youngsahito:
dere is ntn bad in it