for this ilorin wey i dey! make we kill the goat and forget case now, abi na SUYA we go take am do. anyway, the constitution doesnot make provisionm for this kind of case. juju power is not being referenced in court of law!

hehehehe! anything is possible in 9ja.

God help us

i watched the whole drama on newsline last sunday. i afterwards wondered what would have happened when the reporter asked
"hello sheep, are you a human being?
imagine the sheep say "ehn, i be person now",
omo come see how all men there for throway camera then begin break Usain Bolt 100m world record

watched the whole drama on newsline last sunday. i afterwards wondered what would have happened when the reporter asked
"hello sheep, are you a human being?
imagine the sheep say "ehn, i be person now",
omo come see how all men there for throway camera then begin break Usain Bolt 100m world record

Chei, my ribs have cracked because of laughter.

hilarious doesnt beigin to describe how funny this is

only in nigeria

NO BE SMALL TIN-OH!!!

;d ;d ;d no be small tin-oh!!!  ;d ;d :d

How did the policeman feel while announcing such stupidity to the Nation?

JustGood:

How did the policeman feel while announcing such stupidity to the Nation?

they felt they have achieved.

e be like say the thief relatives don dey beg police make dem release am.

the best thing is to kill the goat. i mean, how hard is it to kill a domestic animal, they kill them everyday and there is no big deal about this.
if them no wan kill am, then, e mean say na human being and police dem sabi am too

we africans are a stupid set of people. Look at the type of nonsense we believe. People turning to goats, sheep, cow etc. (i really pity 4 the people that say if you dont believe trash like this you are a yankee wannabe )

and we wonder why westerners think we are subhuman and monkeys. The next time any of you who believe this kind of rubbish come out to show our ignorance to the rest of the world better capture when a person is turning into a goat on your cell phone and put it up on youtube for the world 2 see


or just shut da hell up

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
i'm not happy with who posted this shit, i just fell off my sit right in the banking hall laughing the crap out of myself,
what a goat?

na waooooooooooooooo wonders shal never ends.well lets see wht d outcome of their investigation will be

What next? A Black bird that is bewitching folks?
They spent time chasing a goat but they are quick to look or run the way, when the REAL criminals comes a-calling

that goat will be use for NL val. who next to second my view

i Don't know if you guys hav read the latest on that goat. the police stata commissioner wants the goat sold within 24hrs if no one from the public comes to claim it. Oga Donald Iroham says that a man changing into a goat in the "24th" century is not possible.

So any buyers, You'll be able to tell is if human created goat is sweeter than Good created goat

SCENE 1, ACT ONE

ENTER 2 ARMED ROBBERS, ABOUT TO STEAL CAR.

Robber 1: " joe, comot dat security sharpy now make we werey befor polis come o!".

robber 2: "nna, relax nah! you no see how the mumu driver lock the steering to the clutch? e easy? as you stand there talk, make you opin eye well well o"

RUSTLING NOISE IN THE BUSHES, ENTER THREE VERY DRUNK COPS.

Drunk Cop 1:" haa! who goes there? berra identify yaself or suffer a barrage of acshidental discharge!!"

Robber 2:" Chei! omo, na polish, i don go!!"

ROBBERS EXIT LEFT, DISAPPEARING INTO THE BUSHES.

Drunk Cop 2:" hic. . . thosh na barawo, na army robbersh, where oga make we report"

Drunk Cop3. " oga dey yonder dey sh1t for bush. him go soon come"

Drunk Cop 1: " ash be shay we shee robber and we no shoot our riflesh. . hic. . . them fit talk for HQ shay we run comot and no pursue the robbersh."

Drunk Cop 2: " dat one na true talk. oya, begin dishcharge ya guns".

THE INEBRIETED COPS RELEASE A VOLLEY INTO THE AIR. ENTER A POT-BELLIED POLICE INSPECTOR, PANTING AND HOLDING UP HIS PANTS.

Inspector:" wash going on here, who are you shooting?

Drunk Cop 1, (saluting and woblling):" Chan-sir!!! na shome army robbersh wan shteal this moto".

Inspector, (letting go of his pants and pulling out gun): " where dem, where dem i say?"

Drunk Cop 3: "shir, dem run enter bush as we wan arresht dem, shir"

Drunk Cop @: "na him we dishchage in case dem ogas ashk for HQ".

Inspector (smiling): "good, good. we fit tell dem say we engage the robbers in serious fire for fire".

Drunk Cop 2: "but oga, how we wan carry explain shay we fire 50 rounds and we no kill, wound or arresht anything"?

Inspector: " hmm, dat na true talk be dat. we need a culprit".

SUDDENLY A GOAT BLEATS IN THE NEARBY BUSHES.

Drunk Cop 2: " em, oga. we fit grab yonder goat and tell dem for HQ say na one of the robbersh do juju become goat".

Inspector: " dat one na rubbish. who wan hear that kind tory and believ?"

Drunk Cop 1: "but oga, remember wen dem johson for Area Office been carry one dead fish wey dem parade for TV say na dat rapist change becom fish?"

Drunk Cop 3: " na true! last month, abi? shebi na medal them give them and bonus?"

Inspector:" hmm. una get point. oya! begin handcuff that goat!"

END.

hehe!

Ignorance is a disease!

Na wa for this country o!

Ex Inferis:

SCENE 1, ACT ONE

ENTER 2 ARMED ROBBERS, ABOUT TO STEAL CAR.

Robber 1: " joe, comot dat security sharpy now make we werey befor polis come o!".

robber 2: "nna, relax nah! you no see how the mumu driver lock the steering to the clutch? e easy? as you stand there talk, make you opin eye well well o"

RUSTLING NOISE IN THE BUSHES, ENTER THREE VERY DRUNK COPS.

Drunk Cop 1:" haa! who goes there? berra identify yaself or suffer a barrage of acshidental discharge!!"

Robber 2:" Chei! omo, na polish, i don go!!"

ROBBERS EXIT LEFT, DISAPPEARING INTO THE BUSHES.

Drunk Cop 2:" hic. . . thosh na barawo, na army robbersh, where oga make we report"

Drunk Cop3. " oga dey yonder dey sh1t for bush. him go soon come"

Drunk Cop 1: " ash be shay we shee robber and we no shoot our riflesh. . hic. . . them fit talk for HQ shay we run comot and no pursue the robbersh."

Drunk Cop 2: " dat one na true talk. oya, begin dishcharge ya guns".

THE INEBRIETED COPS RELEASE A VOLLEY INTO THE AIR. ENTER A POT-BELLIED POLICE INSPECTOR, PANTING AND HOLDING UP HIS PANTS.

Inspector:" wash going on here, who are you shooting?

Drunk Cop 1, (saluting and woblling):" Chan-sir!!! na shome army robbersh wan shteal this moto".

Inspector, (letting go of his pants and pulling out gun): " where dem, where dem i say?"

Drunk Cop 3: "shir, dem run enter bush as we wan arresht dem, shir"

Drunk Cop @: "na him we dishchage in case dem ogas ashk for HQ".

Inspector (smiling): "good, good. we fit tell dem say we engage the robbers in serious fire for fire".

Drunk Cop 2: "but oga, how we wan carry explain shay we fire 50 rounds and we no kill, wound or arresht anything"?

Inspector: " hmm, dat na true talk be dat. we need a culprit".

SUDDENLY A GOAT BLEATS IN THE NEARBY BUSHES.

Drunk Cop 2: " em, oga. we fit grab yonder goat and tell dem for HQ say na one of the robbersh do juju become goat".

Inspector: " dat one na rubbish. who wan hear that kind tory and believ?"

Drunk Cop 1: "but oga, remember wen dem johson for Area Office been carry one dead fish wey dem parade for TV say na dat rapist change becom fish?"

Drunk Cop 3: " na true! last month, abi? shebi na medal them give them and bonus?"

Inspector:" hmm. una get point. oya! begin handcuff that goat!"

END.

Boy e be like say u de there. Nice one

Una see the way our npf nigerian police force dey use shit rub all of us? ehh?
The international community go dey think say all we naija people dey think like our NPF, to the extent that if you flash yr green passport dem immigration go just bust laugh

I even heard the story from FOX NEWS CHANEL.

It is now a world wide story that most of Nigerians practice witch crafting {VODOO}.

it really funny how can Nigerian police descend so low as to parade a goat as a robbery suspect let them prove to us that the goat is actually a human being then we believe their story.

it really funny how can Nigerian police descend so low as to parade a goat as a robbery suspect let them prove to us that the goat is actually a human being then we believe their story.

Have you wondered why nobody has come forward to claim ownership of the sheep? Keep your fingers crossed.

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Ah ah? See this one o. We are talking about thieving sheep and you are telling us about GSM directline. If you like biz that much why not go and buy the sheep. Abi you never hear say police dem want to sell the sheep . By the way, I wonder who will buy this controversial human sheep . The person will turn his house to another mecca abi na jerusalem . Come to think of it, this is another way to make quick coins o. Just buy the sheep and put a gate fee of #100.00 for whoever wants to see it. Where are this my sharp biz guys? Ngwanu.

Robbery: Goat suspect, a hoax - Saraki

By Our correspondent

The Kwara State Government on Monday appealed to the people of the state, especially the residents of Ilorin, to disregard the alleged mysterious goat accused of being a man who had attempted to snatch a car.


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Kwara State Governor, Dr. Bukola Saraki



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According to a statement by the Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, Mr. Mas'ud Adebimpe, the appeal becomes necessary because of the factions of rumour making the round concerning the mysterious goat being paraded as an armed robbery suspect.

It said intelligence reports reaching Governor Bukola Saraki had no confirmatory evidence of such occurrence.

"There is no iota of truth in the alleged rumour as officers of the state police command are already investigating the matter," the statement said.

Saraki advised the citizens to go about their lawful businesses.

nigerian police shld please send back the goat to the owner before they will tell us the goat escaped from detention.
nollywood stars, they did not care about the gun of the robber which was surposed to be with the goat at the time of the arrest.

chidichris:

nigerian police shld please send back the goat to the owner before they will tell us the goat escaped from detention.
nollywood stars, they did not care about the gun of the robber which was surposed to be with the goat at the time of the arrest.

Are you telling me that the goat's gun has disappeared

Miracle goat sheep for sale. Going, going, going, (Note: This goat sheep has the capability to steal 10 mazda cars for you within one week.)

after every thing what's going to happen to the goat?
abeg if they kill it let them remember to share the meat 5o/50
i will be waiting to receive my own share

oh boy, i dont laugh tire. the naija policemen av nothing doing but arreseting goats. na wah

BROKEN NEWS!!!!

The goat has turned back into a man.

the man is currently in detention but the only problem the crack team of cracker eating policemen are faced with is, the man is deaf and dumb. and, blind too, with occasional warapa seizures.