ehn ehnnnnnn
new system of robbery.


wonders shall never end for 9ja

Hillarious. Reports reaching me indicates that the goat in question has tried to turn back to a man. Right now, it is in a condition of  half man, half goat. See pix

Hillarious. Reports reaching me indicates that the goat in question has tried to turn back to a man. Right now, it is in a condition of  half man, half goat. See pix

I no fit shout!

The police is your friend.

First, Yar Adua's people holding up the landing of a plane for 3hrs, now COPS ARE ARRESTING GOATS!!!!!!!
And someone asked me why i don't want to live in Nigeria.

Seriously, did someone make this up?

@ Topic,

May God save us from our backward mentality in that country. If the international media was to carry this, Nigeria would be the butt of the world's jokes. Lord have mercy. We need deliverance.

Very very sad. In the 21st century we still have stories like this to tell. I weep for this country. Well, please lock the goat up till he confesses. Pathetic!

*Phone rings*

Martian: Hello
Police: Mr Martian, we have asuspect in regards to the theft in your home
Martian: Thank you sir, has the person been interrogated yet
Police: No Sir
Martian: Why not
Police:We are waiting
Martian: Waiting for what?
Police:Waiting for him to turn back into a man
Martian: Huh
Police: Right now, he is a goat
Martian: Huh??
Police:Oga, the man turned into a goat!!
Martian: WTF are you talking about?
Police:the neighbourhood watch people said he stood against a wall and turned into a goat
Martian: okay, hmmmmmmmmm, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Martian:

*Phone rings*

Martian: Hello
Police: Mr Martian, we have asuspect in regards to the theft in your home
Martian: Thank you sir, has the person been interrogated yet
Police: No Sir
Martian: Why not
Police:We are waiting
Martian: Waiting for what?
Police:Waiting for him to turn back into a man
Martian: Huh
Police: Right now, he is a goat
Martian: Huh??
Police:Oga, the man turned into a goat!!
Martian: WTF are you talking about?
Police:the neighbourhood watch people said he stood against a wall and turned into a goat
Martian: okay, hmmmmmmmmm, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

hahahaha TGIF thanks

come to think of it.could it be that the cops wanted to eat suya and decided to fap the goat and were caught in the act and so decided to turn the story around to avoid the shame?JUST A THOUGHT,JUUUST A THOUGHT.

SONG OF THE SEASON

Come and see Kwara Wonder,
Come and see Kwara Wonder,
The best subject we like to read,
is celebrity goat, celebrity goat,
come with ur knives for a share, (2ce)
Goat thief!Goat thief!!


Venue : Kwara State Police Station
Cell # 4

Gate Pass : Mazda Car


LMAO, Nigeria a land of miracles, where humans turn to goat and goats turn to hhumans,

LOL, LOL,

wetin d ploice dey wait for? abeg kill d goat use am do barbecue! 9ja una too much!

Sapphic:

@ Topic,

May God save us from our backward mentality in that country. If the international media was to carry this, Nigeria would be the butt of the world's jokes. Lord have mercy. We need deliverance.

Only if you know how this story has been making waves already internationally - See the links below:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_nigeria_robbery_goat

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7846822.stm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1127012/Police-arrest-goat-accused-armed-robbery.html

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/LN615382.htm

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/173758-Nigeria-Police-parade-goat-as-robbery-suspect

http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/657837/murder_suspect_goat_turned_into_corpse/index.html

http://news.stv.tv/oddly-enough/71775-nigerian-police-detain-goat-over-armed-robbery/

These are just a few.

Hmm, omode ko mo oogun, oun pee ni efo. "A child who can not identify herbs, call it vegetable". Am surprised that many people are pretending that things like this don't happen in real life, in Nigeria. Famous warriors in Yorubaland had turned into several things to avoid dangers. You can still come closer in history to see notable politicians who escaped dangers by turning to various things. they stilll do today. Adelakun was a powerful politician / juju man in Ibadan, go and read about him.

Have you people not heard of people vomiting or passing feaces containing live tortoise, frogs or other creeping creatures, once they get delivered? Forget your western ideas and face reality. The evil world is capable of doing anything. Would you deny that witches and wizards turn to birds? If they do, why is it difficult to believe that a man will turn into a ram to escape justice.

If the policeman had been too cautious to arrest the ram and left it, wouldnt the ram have turned to a man once the accusers had left? While i am not saying that this particular incident is true or false, yet i want to tell you doubting thomases to belive in the existence of juju and it's potency. Except you are truly covered, you would just be deceiving yourself and operating under the manipulation of juju.

roflmao!!

is that not the same kwara where teachers flunked a test comprising pry 4 math and english questions. maibe the police officers in the state were taught by those teachers.

is that not the same kwara where teachers flunked a test comprising pry 4 math and english question. maibe the police men in the state were taught by those teachers.

The Nigerian police has nothing to do with state . The DPO or state inspector of police may be igbo or hausa and I suspect the latter. No yoruba police will come up with this kind of ridiculous news.

as a PH guy, i have heard these kinds of stories in different forms. what with a woman turning into goat during the 2003 local elections and the garrison "catwoman". the goat should be slaughterd before nightfall

Na wa o!Wonder shall never end in this country.

earTHMama:

The Nigerian police has nothing to do with state . The DPO or state inspector of police may be igbo or hausa and I suspect the latter. No yoruba police will come up with this kind of ridiculous news.

can you stop spreading this your HERPIS u call comments. PLEASE.

must_a_far:

can you stop spreading this your HERPIS u call comments. PLEASE.

She's seriously calling for attention that's why.

jintujinta:

Hmm, omode ko mo oogun, oun pee ni efo. "A child who can not identify herbs, call it vegetable". Am surprised that many people are pretending that things like this don't happen in real life, in Nigeria. Famous warriors in Yorubaland had turned into several things to avoid dangers. You can still come closer in history to see notable politicians who escaped dangers by turning to various things. they stilll do today. Adelakun was a powerful politician / juju man in Ibadan, go and read about him.

Have you people not heard of people vomiting or passing feaces containing live tortoise, frogs or other creeping creatures, once they get delivered? Forget your western ideas and face reality. The evil world is capable of doing anything. Would you deny that witches and wizards turn to birds? If they do, why is it difficult to believe that a man will turn into a ram to escape justice.

If the policeman had been too cautious to arrest the ram and left it, wouldnt the ram have turned to a man once the accusers had left? While i am not saying that this particular incident is true or false, yet i want to tell you doubting thomases to belive in the existence of juju and it's potency. Except you are truly covered, you would just be deceiving yourself and operating under the manipulation of juju.

I need to stop coming to this site!!!!! Some of you people are just so F*CKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?  I'M SURE IT'S BASTARDS LIKE YOU THAT BURN PEOPLE ALIVE.

Naija!!!!!

jintujinta:

Hmm, omode ko mo oogun, oun pee ni efo. "A child who can not identify herbs, call it vegetable". Am surprised that many people are pretending that things like this don't happen in real life, in Nigeria. Famous warriors in Yorubaland had turned into several things to avoid dangers. You can still come closer in history to see notable politicians who escaped dangers by turning to various things. they stilll do today. Adelakun was a powerful politician / juju man in Ibadan, go and read about him.

Have you people not heard of people vomiting or passing feaces containing live tortoise, frogs or other creeping creatures, once they get delivered? Forget your western ideas and face reality. The evil world is capable of doing anything. Would you deny that witches and wizards turn to birds? If they do, why is it difficult to believe that a man will turn into a ram to escape justice.

If the policeman had been too cautious to arrest the ram and left it, wouldnt the ram have turned to a man once the accusers had left? While i am not saying that this particular incident is true or false, yet i want to tell you doubting thomases to belive in the existence of juju and it's potency. Except you are truly covered, you would just be deceiving yourself and operating under the manipulation of juju.

The above writing clearly illustrates why Africa will remain the butt of jokes for at least a couple more generations.  The Dark Continent is infested with hordes of wild-eyed savages just like the above writer, whose feeble minds are so atrophied that they will accept without question even the most preposterous and insane fairy tales they hear, assimilating them into a jigsaw-puzzle of truly demented assumptions that propels them deeper into the throes of full-blown clinical insanity with each passing day of their pointless existences.

Maybe - Just maybe the Kwara State government could eventually have a case for at least supporting CCTV at last (I hope Fashola's reading).

jintujinta:

Have you people not heard of people ,

Note how jintu nevers states he has actually seen any of this happen. People are free to believe in whatever they like (UFOs from another civilization, the Loch Ness monster etc are favorite Western ones), but for an official organ of government, in any country, to foist this silliness on its people, is a serious embarassment.

this is ridiculous. how can a man transform into a goat? nigerian police and their tales.
i hope the dpo or police superintendent does not slaughter this goat as isi ewu this weekend.

And No one ever captured the goat transforming into a man or vice versa? ROFLMAO!!

[size=28pt]I NO FIT SHOUT[/size]

breaking news!!!!

the goat has uttered its first words

O.C,how much coins make i give you make we die this matter?

the D.P.O is presently considering the offer and we ain't talking "goatnuts" here but serious bar8)

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