lozanni:


This dammy go dey mean ohh.
You go use mind-game twist his mind or what?

Viciyus:


Madame no let lies cover your eye ohh.

Nothing una get inside mind, just only marriage marriage
Marriage and more marriages.

Go look most of the thread, weti you go see
Na how do you want your man to belike.


Why I am no marry at 33



No suitors is coming my way.


Etc

UjSizzle:

I assure you I have more than marriage on my mind.

jaybee3:

UjSizzle:

Lol booboo what? You want me to be dreaming white gowns and babies when the world has sooooo much to offer that I can have now?

jaybee3:

You can achieve both simultaneously na

Full time housewife is so old school

UjSizzle:

Right. But before that happens I'll enjoy singledom as well as I can

jaybee3:

UjSizzle:

Sorry oya come and see my father.

jaybee3:

TheSonOfMark:





Whenever and wherever two or three woman are converged, dissecting the male analogy becomes agendum numero uno.

Doubt me? Visit the family section.

UjSizzle:

I assure you I have more than marriage on my mind.

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING* Lazy readers...please, keep off, this article might be too long for you. Infact, this might end up being a long long thread*

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Lol.

Hair salons are very dangerous. As in, female hair salons. they are one of the most dangerous places a guy can ever enter.

Why?

Because what girls say in hair saloons can kill a guy's confidence gan.

How?

In hair salons, after hearing single girls analyse guys who are asking them out, you will come out covering your face on behalf of most single men
out there.

First, the conversation will start with a general discussion about guys...

...then they will narrow it down to the horribly annoying things guys do, gradually they will tear guys up and spit out how foolish and desperate for love some guys are. As she talks about the "mumu-ness" of the guy who is asking him out, all her friends will throw back their heads and laugh.

It is an ugly experience if you watch girls talk about a guy in this way, some babes get bad mouth die abeg...and my mission is to make sure no babe ever takes a guy i come in contact with for granted.

Here is the hard truth.

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT A GIRL YOU ARE ASKING OUT, NOW OR IN THE PAST, HAVE LAUGHED AT YOU WITH HER FRIENDS.

But chill, what i am about to show you right now will make sure that a girl never laughs at you behind your back when you show interest in her.

My hope is that after learning this, you will use it and change how you interact with girls.

Now, let's begin...

1. FOR GIRLS, FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

Most dudes don't get this.

Baba, because she is opening teeth for you and throwing you 360 degrees hugs every time does not mean she is attracted to you in a romantic way.

For girls a friend is different from a boyfriend. and when a girl starts seeing you as a friend IT WILL BE RARE for her to see you as a boyfriend - ever again (Go and ask any girl).

Some days back i read an article where some dude was advising guys that the best way to make a girl like you is to go to her and become her friend and with time she will start liking you...

I read the article and laughed, as in, threw back my head and laughed.

In might work in hollywood but try it in real life and you MIGHT end up in friend zone quarters till you grow white bear-bear. You need to do something else - something else that always works all the time.

You see, girls classify guys into two when they meet them; it is either they place you as someone they can date or they place you as someone they can never date.

darediamond:
No, the trick to getting successfull when approaching a "typical Nigerian girl" is softening her up with a genuine smile from distance first.
Even if your face no fine, e no mata cause all these ladies you see are full of Shakara which they want a man to doctored for them oo.
Just do it, courgeously look intothe eye balls of a lady and smile at her sexily and see what how she will start to behave next.
Women, highly complex but interesting to understand.

Etetejake:

Girl should change ooo or buharis tenure will catch up with u all. jail them jailthem jail them. sai nana.

switzan:


This got me laughing. But seriously, u will know when a girl loves u.

dudefinest20:
Please Nairaland peeps..f someone says 'We all have that one Oru... in our lives... I won't name names' what do you think the person mean?

wizard007:


Then he must b playing whack chicks , there's one philosophy of life that applies to women attraction and it has not changed since time immemorial, you have to appeal to their eyes, "what you see is what you get". That is the phrase!!!...the rest is secondary, if you are physically endowed you will glow hence the attraction, and if you are financially secured....hahahaha that one na Gods grace na it will definitely show....with either of these two attributes even before saying "Hi' she has already fallen for you not necessarily in love, probably lust, at least the players aim in the first place is to get in between her thighs....now thats what i call a [size=16pt]player[/size]...not niqqas spending months on chyking one babe ...make the cash and look good and see most ladies lick your butts, forget all the stories this OP is spewing.

I have been there and i tell you all those things don't work (OP IDEA) especially for the [size=16pt]ivy league[/size] babes.

Viciyus:


My brother!!


Your head dey there!

adewale2011:
BOSS NA YOUR EBOOK I GO BUY, HOW MUCH... SO SO ON POINT... BECAUSE AT LEAST I US AM FU*K ON BABE .

dammy336:

I really jst love meeting guys like you....breaking you is always so......irresistible

damesilver:
I think, it is a craving for self esteem and vanity that makes many of us go implausibly extral mile to win the approval of a woman. We fear the pain of rejection but long for the bliss of romance. We thereby became irresponsibly addictive to our illusory object of fancy to the point of grovelling, like a slave who has no choice but at the mercy of his master.

Getting a lady is not so much of work as to maintaining same. Everyone desiring a healthy harmonious relationship must know that one must be able to live happily and of value while alone before seeking a union. That makes you unconsciously radiate an aura of independence. A recipe for charm and attraction.

You may at first have your chance through 'ways' and strategy, i.e. selective generosity, feigned commitment, abscence and prescence, et al. But a time will come when 'laws & logic' won't work but have to revert to the law of simplicity.

All acts of mind-playing games must be substituted for a mind refinedly dedicated to the doctrine of genuine love, truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth.- Being Disciplined.

Time and effort devoted towards attaining spiritual ennoblement will sooner or later bring about those qualities needed for us to attract what is beneficial for our every material and inner development. When we know that all things material will still remain on earth, including the much-praised sex and procreation, we will naturally maintain a reasonable emotional distance for them, thereby bringing us the respect and peace of mind we deserve, as an added gain of the matured spirits. A much freer and less-troubled life.

When we cultivate inner soundness, we know that nothing on earth should be a propensity than the love of the Almighty.
Therein lies the key to all knowledge and wisdom.