missclasssy:
Story For The gods

missclasssy:
Story For The gods

Let me state some of my observations.....

Between the time you and your mum went to the market, you couldn't open you mouth to tell her April fool


~ You dad must be someone who acts on impulse since he didn't waste much time before celebrating

~Doesn't anyone in your family go to work on a wednesday morning


~Since your mum went shopping with you, who prepared the food


~From everything you just wrote, It seems its quite easy to deceive your parents
No offense.....

missclasssy:
Story For The gods

Let me state some of my observations.....


~Between the time you and your mum went to the market, you couldn't open you mouth to tell her April fool


~ Your dad must be someone who acts on impulse since he didn't waste much time before celebrating

~Doesn't anyone in your family go to work on a wednesday morning


~Since your mum went shopping with you, who prepared the food


~From everything you just wrote, It seems it's quite easy to deceive your parents
No offense.....

Godvilla:
4RM FRYING PAN TO FIRE

Advice needed pls!

Early dis morning, i called my dad & mum and told them dat i just won an American visa lottery ticket.
U should have seen d excitement on their face! I wanted 2 say something..........
but my mom cut me off by telling me 2 go and get dressed and b4 i could say JACK we are already shopping, my mum even had 2 borrow 2 make sure i wear d best..........
*I DON DIE FINISH*..........
After everything, we finally got home. Guess wat? My dad and his friends are already celebrating with enough drinks, peppersoup and mende mende.....
Right now dey are still celebrating...Pls how do i tell dem dat 2day is APRIL FOOL and i was only joking?

NB: My dad is very very harsh and my mum, well i dnt wanna talk abt her cos na double wahala she be......

D1ck:
Malapropism of fallaciloquence

TheSonOfMark:



Grandeur of delusional deception