missclasssy:

You guys have seen.
I was just on my own chilling, and Nneka123 decided to call me FOOL for no reason

Trouble dey sleep, mgbeke go wake am up.

Nneka, so you feel I am the only one who calls you "Tranny" on nairaland?

SMH

pinkycute:
That's why ur name is Fuckshit

yea, fücking right

Nneka123:
you need to make some enquiries with my manager

No problemo...*dialling Nneka123*
Me: Hello, am I on to Nneka123, Nneka's manager?
Nneka123: Yeah I'm Nneka123, I manage Nneka.
Me: Okay, thing is....I need Nneka to be my nairaland Trap Queen. Could you intimate me about the cost implication?
Nneka123: You see ehn Mr. Richards, Nneka isn't your everyday girl. I mean just look at her: she's classy, fresh, intelligent, funny, not to mention she could give Alicia Keys a run for her money in the looks department. Mr. Richards, no other lady has these things going for her on nairaland. About the cost implication, she's too classy for that - she'll be your NL Trap Queen for free.
Me: Okay, that's enough self-aggrandizement for one night: I know that's you Nneka. Anyway, I'll sign the deal cos you've spoken nothing but the absolute truth.

RickRichards:

No problemo...*dialling Nneka123*
Me: Hello, am I on to Nneka123, Nneka's manager?
Nneka123: Yeah I'm Nneka123, I manage Nneka.
Me: Okay, thing is....I need Nneka to be my nairaland Trap Queen. Could you intimate me about the cost implication?
Nneka123: You see ehn Mr. Richards, Nneka isn't your everyday girl. I mean just look at her: she's classy, fresh, intelligent, funny, not to mention she could give Alicia Keys a run for her money in the looks department. Mr. Richards, no other lady has these things going for her on nairaland. About the cost implication, she's too classy for that - she'll be your NL Trap Queen for free.
Me: Okay, that's enough self-aggrandizement for one night: I know that's you Nneka. Anyway, I'll sign the deal cos you've spoken nothing but the absolute truth.

Bruh, you could tell all that just by looking at a picture of her belly button?
You got some serious predictive skills. I hope you can also apply them to something serious like making money from stock market.

Blebleswag:

i lyk ur BEHIND.

she is giving u an invitation to fvck her. bt dat girl is raw sha. i lyk d way she is plain. telling u she self-service! who does dat? ewwww. nairaland ladies cn nvr admit dat they self service. only "PRETTYTHICKME" hs done dat. M daring any lady who reads dis to quote dis post and tell me dat she self-service.

RickRichards:

No problemo...*dialling Nneka123*
Me: Hello, am I on to Nneka123, Nneka's manager?
Nneka123: Yeah I'm Nneka123, I manage Nneka.
Me: Okay, thing is....I need Nneka to be my nairaland Trap Queen. Could you intimate me about the cost implication?
Nneka123: You see ehn Mr. Richards, Nneka isn't your everyday girl. I mean just look at her: she's classy, fresh, intelligent, funny, not to mention she could give Alicia Keys a run for her money in the looks department. Mr. Richards, no other lady has these things going for her on nairaland. About the cost implication, she's too classy for that - she'll be your NL Trap Queen for free.
Me: Okay, that's enough self-aggrandizement for one night: I know that's you Nneka. Anyway, I'll sign the deal cos you've spoken nothing but the absolute truth.

all because of e-puss¥?

B

RickRichards:

No problemo...*dialling Nneka123*
Me: Hello, am I on to Nneka123, Nneka's manager?
Nneka123: Yeah I'm Nneka123, I manage Nneka.
Me: Okay, thing is....I need Nneka to be my nairaland Trap Queen. Could you intimate me about the cost implication?
Nneka123: You see ehn Mr. Richards, Nneka isn't your everyday girl. I mean just look at her: she's classy, fresh, intelligent, funny, not to mention she could give Alicia Keys a run for her money in the looks department. Mr. Richards, no other lady has these things going for her on nairaland. About the cost implication, she's too classy for that - she'll be your NL Trap Queen for free.
Me: Okay, that's enough self-aggrandizement for one night: I know that's you Nneka. Anyway, I'll sign the deal cos you've spoken nothing but the absolute truth.

buhahaha . Okay! I'm done

And op expect me to believe this story thunder fire you there

chiefdoctor:
A girl I know told me she thinks of me when masturbating/flicking her switch.
I thought it was cute and took it as a compliment

PS: She wasn't nigerian. Nigerian girl can never be this honest to save their life even though we know when they're feeling the guy

What would you do or say if a girl or guy told you this?

for your mind

Exjoker:
And op expect me to believe this story thunder fire you there

Do yourself a favor and find your way out of nigeria as soon as possible if you want to meet nice[r] looking babes who have no issues telling you how you make them feel

Lyrically:
Y u con dey tell us?

Oboy I tire oona that question I dey ask google since

A girl I know told me she thinks of me when masturbating/flicking her switch.
I thought it was cute and took it as a compliment

PS: She wasn't nigerian. Nigerian girl can never be this honest to save their life even though we know when they're feeling the guy

What would you do or say if a girl or guy told you this?

Is Nobody Seun?
Because he/she doesn't have a profile on Nairaland.
#Justwondering

chiefdoctor why you deactivate nah, I dey think of you when passing shiit

Nneka123:
Bbuhahaha . Okay! I'm done

Is that a sad face? We should prolly ask S.eun to remove the sad smiley from your tray of emoticons, cos henceforth, you'll have no need for it, MTP.