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I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 10:58am On Apr 05, 2015
Friends please i need you people's help, i left my mouth open for ground as i was sleeping last night and a big rat entered my mouth and ran into my tummy. Now the rat is running around my tummy. I can feel it all over me, it is disturbing me so much. I am planning to swallow a cat to kill the rat or take rat poison to kill it. I need advice friends, what should i really do to remedy the situation?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by 42n8dzydoo(m): 11:01am On Apr 05, 2015
C of O acquired!

1 Like

Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by TrishaP(f): 11:02am On Apr 05, 2015
undecided undecided undecided

Wake up its almost noon.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Hazardd(m): 11:02am On Apr 05, 2015
thats none of our business...lol
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by 42n8dzydoo(m): 11:04am On Apr 05, 2015
TrishaP:
undecided undecided undecided

Wake up its almost noon.
Hahahahahaha
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:04am On Apr 05, 2015
42n8dzydoo:
C of O acquired!
Meaning?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:05am On Apr 05, 2015
TrishaP:
undecided undecided undecided

Wake up its almost noon.
I've woken up since morning battling with this. Tell me what to do next pls.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:07am On Apr 05, 2015
Hazardd:
thats none of our business...lol
It's you people's business o. I'm a fellow Nigerian. So advice me on what to do next pls.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by 42n8dzydoo(m): 11:07am On Apr 05, 2015
njuwo:
Meaning?
I just legally bought that space!
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by QueenHeart(f): 11:08am On Apr 05, 2015
For real,hahahahaha I pray ds is a joke
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:09am On Apr 05, 2015
Drink acid undecided
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Ezedon(m): 11:24am On Apr 05, 2015
Just take rat poison, but next time dont open your mouth, meanwhile this should not be in romance section
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:49am On Apr 05, 2015
42n8dzydoo:

I just legally bought that space!
Where the receipt?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:51am On Apr 05, 2015
QueenHeart:
For real,hahahahaha I pray ds is a joke
I am serious you are praying it is a joke, instead of you to change prayer to let it come out before easter monday that i will eat my easter chicken you are praying it is a joke. Abeg, change prayer o, make i no go change am for you.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Nobody: 11:51am On Apr 05, 2015
Otapiapia kills rat wit no mercy.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:52am On Apr 05, 2015
Ezedon:
Just take rat poison, but next time dont open your mouth, meanwhile this should not be in romance section
Na romance na. Na the way the rat dey romance my tummy na im make me post am here.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Nobody: 11:52am On Apr 05, 2015
It baffles my mind whenever i see mad men/women on the street of NL embarassed
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:53am On Apr 05, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
Drink acid undecided
Which one? Ordinary water own?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:56am On Apr 05, 2015
Orijin101:
It baffles my mind whenever i see mad men/women on the street of NL embarassed
Mad man and orijin drunkard which one better pass. Mad man dey go back when night reach go sleep psychiatric but orijin drunkard dey sleep for gutter. Oya, give me your advice for this situation when i dey so.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 11:57am On Apr 05, 2015
Jenams:
Otapiapia kills rat wit no mercy.
Where can i get it?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Nobody: 12:01pm On Apr 05, 2015
njuwo:
Mad man and orijin drunkard which one better pass. Mad man dey go back when night reach go sleep psychiatric but orijin drunkard dey sleep for gutter. Oya, give me your advice for this situation when i dey so.
Get a gun and do the needful angry
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 12:03pm On Apr 05, 2015
Orijin101:

Get a gun and do the needful angry
Get a gun and do the needful? Who will return the gun after doing the needful?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Nobody: 12:19pm On Apr 05, 2015
njuwo:
Where can i get it?
are u askin me? Dem dey work u?
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Baddestguyp(m): 1:31pm On Apr 05, 2015
madness
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by pretydiva(f): 2:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
njuwo:
Get a gun and do the needful? Who will return the gun after doing the needful?
lwkmd grin grin..dis op is funny I swear. Buh y u cm open mouth like goat wey dem dey roast @profile pix
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by larryChockode: 2:09pm On Apr 05, 2015
go find plumber angry
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 3:34pm On Apr 05, 2015
pretydiva:
lwkmd grin grin..dis op is funny I swear. Buh y u cm open mouth like goat wey dem dey roast @profile pix
I just start to dey use Oral B tooth so i dey advertise am to people to know how e dey work reach.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 3:40pm On Apr 05, 2015
Jenams:
are u askin me? Dem dey work u?
No, na me dey work them, where i fit get am na, talk na, the thing still dey.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by QueenHeart(f): 6:25pm On Apr 05, 2015
njuwo:
I am serious you are praying it is a joke, instead of you to change prayer to let it come out before easter monday that i will eat my easter chicken you are praying it is a joke. Abeg, change prayer o, make i no go change am for you.
change the prayer na hw e take bother me abi na me say make u swallow rat. See me gbese o. Shuo
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 6:30pm On Apr 05, 2015
QueenHeart:
change the prayer na hw e take bother me abi na me say make u swallow rat. See me gbese o. Shuo
No be you i dey think of wey this tragedy happen so.
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by Ignatiusprince(m): 7:36pm On Apr 05, 2015
Lolz, do d both, cat 4 1st half and poison 4 2nd half... wish u goodluck 2 otueke...
Re: I Need Advice Friends Please by njuwo(m): 9:50pm On Apr 05, 2015
Ignatiusprince:
Lolz, do d both, cat 4 1st half and poison 4 2nd half... wish u goodluck 2 otueke...
But my surname no be Jonathan.

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