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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by sukkot: 12:30pm On Apr 27, 2015
ronald4lif:
Goodness. How can one think of masturbation when sex is readily available.
Happens all the time. maybe he is tired of sleeping with the same woman. trust me, no matter how sweet eba and egusi is, if you eat it all the time it will get to a point where it starts disgusting you. so yeah its possible to have 'puxxy' at home and still be thinking of mast-urbation. also doesnt help if the eba that you are so tired of eating everyday has gained 100 pounds. lmao. thats life bros. you are thinking like someone who is s-e-x starved. only s-e-x starved men think just because 'puxxy' is in the house means you must be very satisfied

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by gobizzy101: 12:30pm On Apr 27, 2015
Vaseline crew, behold thy colleague. grin

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 12:34pm On Apr 27, 2015
*sighs* Here we go again...I-must-create-thread threads like this make me wish I were a martian.

So the imaginary husband of your imaginary friend has watch a few too many porn in his life...take him to church for deliverance lol.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 12:36pm On Apr 27, 2015
[size=16pt]Where should he pour it, on the bed sheet? inside her? i think its a regular occurence if you are not using protection.... But since his is actually intentional, she has to stand her ground and say No se.x until he promises to actually finish instead of using her body as cum target practice.... Some women are suffering sha, some of their experiences just amaze me[/size]

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 12:40pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

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Erupt? ...Is he a missle abi rocket?
Disgusting liquid? ....did u just call a half human liquid disgusting?
Ur story is pure fallacy. #Sorry!
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kalybaly: 12:40pm On Apr 27, 2015
That's porn acting... We all know how they finish up in porn.. So you should just take this aspect of him watching porn or trying to live porn.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by babamadiba(m): 12:41pm On Apr 27, 2015
diamondtutu:



First of all,you must be very stupid for calling d sperm that made u fresh and made u babies disgusting Liquid.


Idiotess.
where u a mind reader in ur former life? How you take know wetin dey my mind. If she loves the husband, she would never see anything wrong in it. Except he doesn't satisfy the wife enough.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nicepoker(m): 12:41pm On Apr 27, 2015
So sperm is now disgusting. Op advice her to pack out of the house within some days another woman will gladly be taking bath with that same sperm.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Tunagee(m): 12:42pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

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why he no go masturbate on top of her when she go lie down like log of wood
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

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Your friends punany is too wide! (If it is not even you sef...)

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by fyna: 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

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Is all your fault. You re not doing well on bed, so consult your fellow women.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Oahray: 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2015
Disgusting liquid? That's one hell of a frigid piece of wood posing as a wife. Her attitude explains half of the problem.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 12:44pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

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...don't quit over trivial issue.technically,there is no difference between man masturbating and using condom on ones spouse.well,I will suggest the wife should move with the flow.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by idupaul: 12:45pm On Apr 27, 2015
She married a porn star na

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Toks2008(m): 12:46pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

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Why making a fuss about nothing...

That is no masturbation dear but a kinky sexual act.

I love talking dirty when making love and when i say dirty i mean sweet dirty words praising the girls body nd this turns me on the more.

Some guys love slapping the butts of their wives

Even some ladies hit and slap the faces of their hubby in ectasy while some men enjoy their wives deeping fingers in the butt or back..

These are kinky acts and are very normal.

The bottomline is that both party should discuss this and find a meeting point because from wat i sense..except the man is trying to concieve i guess he enjoys cumming on the woman s face n it will srprise u that wat she is complaining about is wat some ladies love.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Teeboy22(m): 12:46pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

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*spreads mat*..playng with my joystick grin
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Tunagee(m): 12:47pm On Apr 27, 2015
Oahray:
Disgusting liquid? That's one hell of a frigid piece of wood posing as a wife. Her attitude explains how half of the problem.

why he no go self-service on top of her when she go lie down like log of wood
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by sukkot: 12:48pm On Apr 27, 2015
and why some people find it offensive when she said sp-erm is disgusting is beyond me. all body fluid is disgusting. its one of those things you tuck at the back of your mind and imagine your partner does not do. spit, spe-rm menstruation, pus, shit, mucous ... its all disgusting. in the UK body fluids are considered TOXIC HAZMAT material and if you work in a place where you come in contact with these, they are treated like deadly poisons. you wear body protection and gloves in a vicinity where body fluids are

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Temysteve(m): 12:51pm On Apr 27, 2015
Cutehector:
She should pee on him too..
is that the right way to help?
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 12:53pm On Apr 27, 2015
He is use to it an has been indulged in it for long, it's hard to help him
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Temysteve(m): 12:55pm On Apr 27, 2015
thorpido:
My friend......my friend....
Op,your husband has been a chronic masturbator and even though married,he has not learnt to derive pleasure from you instead of his hand.
You have to start to re-orientate him sexually and you have to up your game too.Learn to use your mouth and hands including you pu€€y to satisfy him.
What do you mean by 'disgusting liquids?He dey commot blood?
i wonder o,but i think d woman is not romantic enough dats y d husband self-service
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by toluxa1(m): 12:56pm On Apr 27, 2015
Demonic addiction.




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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by dlux: 12:57pm On Apr 27, 2015
Issues like this is between husband & wife? Its called a cum-shot in my view & i wonder why your husbands sperm should irritate your skin if u truely love him. Its just a habit or addiction & be glad he's doing it with u & not someone else (women & their unsatiable needs). Anyway, talk to him & probably cover his penis with your palm so the shots won't spread to your body. Talk to him if u don't like it atall. Na your husband.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by lusciouslex: 12:59pm On Apr 27, 2015
The complains of some women when it comes to sex are just too irrelevant: his cock is small, his cock is too big, I don't like condoms, I enjoy kissing alone, he does not last long, he last for too long, he's too reckless and many more. Op, she's even lucky her man 'cums', what would some women say about their men whose "cum" they've not/rarely seen for a long time, let alone where it should be poured on? High!5 to all the brothers who've tested and trusted SAMSU OIL.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Temysteve(m): 1:00pm On Apr 27, 2015
BasseyJ:
Reading...
Modified.. The husband watches too much porn videos, that's how almost all scenes end, with the man pouring it on the woman's body, and he thinks it's normal and all girls like it, let her sit him down and let him know that she's not okay with him mastubating unto her body and btw how they wan take get children now?
hmmmm, talking from experienced.....
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 1:01pm On Apr 27, 2015
Dyt:
Yawns
don't forget to close d mouth
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by johnnynwa(m): 1:01pm On Apr 27, 2015
Yes, masturbation is a sin. You do more by seeking for d intervention of a man of God. I advise again you buy some porn films & this is to enable him see d need for sexual intimacy. Finally, go to God in prayer & commit him in d hand of God!
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Flenjopfd90(m): 1:03pm On Apr 27, 2015
Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? grin my english lol
Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? grin my english lol
Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? grin my english lol
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Flenjopfd90(m): 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2015
Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? grin my english lol
Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? grin my english lol
Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? grin my english lol
...Happi u kn that!
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by TRYI: 1:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
The man needs to undergo therapy, counseling or even rehab. Porn has eaten deep into him to the point he believes its normal or say the original plan for sex
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by 2thunder(m): 1:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
They should talk about it, marriage is not a piece of shirt that you chose not to wear any more. They can find a counsellor or their pastor or a spirtual leader to talk about things and he should reduce the amount of porn he watches. He must not spill his nuts on his wife.
She should be respected, even in love making.

#thats just my opinion
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Apr 27, 2015
Erm doesn't particularly seem like a marriage to me. Is he her boyfriend or husband?
And sounds like she's not attracted to him for his sperm to be disgusting to her!
Op, the problem is the woman, not the man. The woman clearly isn't going about it the right way, seems like she just lays there and let's him do all the work-of course he's bored, that's why he self services to climax.
She should do more pre-intimacy, talk to him too. Tell him she needs pre-intimacy to equally be turned on enough for sex. Great sex happens when the both persons are turned on, not one person forcing themselves just to please the other.
If he's invested much in the marriage and she respects and wants him still as her husband, she should improve her sex skills and she should talk to him about how she likes sex. It's obvious they don't discuss sex. Discuss everything with your partner, he can't read her mind-neither can she his.

Then again, if she's tired of him. She can break it up.

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