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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 7:23pm On Apr 27, 2015
meimoks:

Dear OP
Assuming this your story is true, then there is no problem at all, when you meet women that their husbands rarely have erections due to one condition or the other then you know there is no issue here.
While kissing your husband, I'm sure you guys exchange saliva at will so why is that 'disgusting liquid' so irritating to skin?
I won't tell you not to quit oh; if you wanna quit, fine. But I bet you, you'll not even go far before another lady will come sucking and swallowing that 'disgusting liquid '
Happy quitting dear grin grin grin grin
Lmaoo.
Mental rêtardation is not good at all.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by gj22(m): 7:24pm On Apr 27, 2015
This is why there are soo many failed marriages as well as failed relationships. Some girls just think that all they have to do during sex is lie down and open legs. It ends up with the guy looking outside for a better/more interesting sexual experience.

Talk with your partner and know how she/he prefers it Instead of complaining. Don't just think that sex is all about the D in the P because there is more to it and people prefer it different ways and participation by both parties is important. Sometimes, you have to go way out of your comfort zone just to make your partner happy.

Talk with your partner, be more accommodating (to different preferences), go out of your comfort zone if need be and stop complaining.

Edit: ^^this goes for both parties and of course if something is too uncomfortable for you, let them know. But don't let it be something stupid like sperm on your tummy (if it was in the mouth, we will understand)

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by gj22(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2015
fellis:
Op you were right to call sperm disgusting liquid. Don't mind those boys giving themselves bp cos you told the truth.
Bodily fluids are generally slimy smêlly and disgusting.
Including spêrm.

Nah. Guys don't menstruate. :p
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 27, 2015
gj22:


Nah. Guys don't menstruate. :p
No, but there is that disgusting sticky liquid you men keep leaking out of your joysticks when you are aroused.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by akpamfet: 8:13pm On Apr 27, 2015
Which ur friend? undecided
Somebody is using ur heads to cure jonsing here and you people are busy answering...mtchwwww.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by ultimate77(m): 8:47pm On Apr 27, 2015
fhranciz:
Op, I am just looking at my hand wishing I could slap some sense into u..

Who ever believes this shit has 2 naira brain
Don't mind him.... The mumu just want attention and some of his mumu olleaaques are givin it to him.... The story no even make sence for once sef!! Mtcheeew!!
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Bowaley17(m): 9:10pm On Apr 27, 2015
Ok
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Johninho(m): 9:12pm On Apr 27, 2015
galadima77:
Na all gracious seamen she dey call disgusting liquid?
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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Legendoscar2: 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2015
yungEX:
quit the relationship u mean her marriage bah?

That's how you know there are too many minors online this days. She typed it like she should dispose toilet papers.
The question she should actually ask her friend is..are they having safe sex....ie not expecting her to get pregnant?
Secondly, IS He practicing some scenes from pornographic materials...possible They both don't share the same sex background.
If He is a secret porn addict or IF that's how He learnt to have sex growing up then they should both see a sex therapist/ Councellor fast.

Quitting the relationship like that kid advised is not the answer

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kefedmayor: 10:09pm On Apr 27, 2015
To d best of my knowledge ur man started it for very long timx since he was a 17 yrs so dat has become a part of his life.But u can only help him by meeting a strong man of God. It has be possessed by evil spirit frm his fun
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 10:11pm On Apr 27, 2015
Okokobioko, nkan nbe oo grin

She should do pelvic floor exercises so her vag will be tighter and he will be enjoying it so much, he won't able to pull out till he is done

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by adamsumale(m): 10:26pm On Apr 27, 2015
So all this while you never knew that this is who he is? This is the issue with just falling into marriage without knowing (4ucking) the person you are about to live with forever. Now see what u have to deal with....anyway Konji has always been a bastard..
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Apr 27, 2015
lusciouslex:
The complains of some women when it comes to sex are just too irrelevant: his cock is small, his cock is too big, I don't like condoms, I enjoy kissing alone, he does not last long, he last for too long, he's too reckless and many more. Op, she's even lucky her man 'cums', what would some women say about their men whose "cum" they've not/rarely seen for a long time, let alone where it should be poured on? High!5 to all the brothers who've tested and trusted SAMSU OIL.

Rooster ke, na wa cheesy grin cheesy

This thred is too funny sha
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by gj22(m): 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2015
fem29:


Rooster ke, na wa cheesy grin cheesy

This thred is too funny sha

Lol, I think it is auto modding. I just typed "cocck" and rooster was posted instead. Dick
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by dckng16(m): 10:35pm On Apr 27, 2015
kilmix:

From your story, it seems this thing is a relationship and not marriage. Lemme point it out to you.

"Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship

The bolded above sold you out. Why?
1. You don't quit marriage, you DIVORCE.
2. Marriage is a union between 2 people so anything acquired or money spent is between the 2. Hence, it is not correct to say a "her husband has invested so much in the relationship" *not marriage.

Assuming but not conceding to your story, lemme give my candid advice.

1. I think the basic thing lacking here is that there is no sex in the relationship because if there is, the man wouldn't be mastubating when he's with her.
*My advice is that they should talk things out.

2. From the Christian perspective, even though the bible didn't mention mastubation, it kicks against sexual immorality which encompasses mastubation. *On this ground, in my opinion, based on the Bible, mastubation is a sin.

3. He doesn't need rehabilitation he needs sex.
*Haba! The guy is not a psychic na.

Mastubate wearing condom? That's condom abuse.
*condoms are made for safe sex against STD/STI and pregnancy.

Point of notice.

1. If they are truly married, she will not be calling his expulsion or spem "DISGUSTING LIQUID".
*Without that liquid, she will remain barren all her life. We are all made from that liquid, remember?

2. You don't need to "bath ... like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess", once washing or even cleaning can take it off.

And she calls it "sticky mess" again.



My dear, this story can best be described as a story from a virgin girl who is benefitting from the guy financially and is not willing to give him sex or let go cause of the benefits attached.

You nailed it. This is d KoKo

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix: 10:40pm On Apr 27, 2015
dckng16:


You nailed it. This is d KoKo
Tnx
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by fguyy(m): 10:41pm On Apr 27, 2015
na very big problem oo..tell to start takin a native herb lik moringa leaves soaked wit kai kai..or start eatin enuf kukumba
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kefedmayor: 11:19pm On Apr 27, 2015
it us not a normal thing for a man to self service wen he has a wife .if it were to b a grlfrnd,I t us still unthinkable to self service in her present. He gas indulge so deem in dis ugly habit frm 18yrs whch gas become part of his life style. So he can only stop by serious prayer nd councilly sat us to say he being possessed by it
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by otosa(m): 11:32pm On Apr 27, 2015
freeboy604:



Tell him if he doesn't stop the act there would be no sex.
haba, u want to worst the matter, if she stopped him of sex the husband wouldn't mind because the pleasure he getting from self service will make him forget of having sex with her after...
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by poli101: 11:48pm On Apr 27, 2015
Perhaps the woman carry hole and the man cant feel her.
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by NemzySeries(m): 12:40am On Apr 28, 2015
T
vfactor:
Husband or boyfriend
D matter tire me ooo

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by DICKtator: 12:49am On Apr 28, 2015
diamondtutu:



First of all,you must be very stupid for calling d sperm that made u fresh and made u babies disgusting Liquid.


Idiotess.



Hahahahaha!!!!

Please finish your write up!!!

You typed,"first of all!!!""

Need secondly and third!!!
Even though you have "finished" her already!!!!

grin grin grin grin

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by DICKtator: 12:52am On Apr 28, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

Nairaland Help

She can drink the s.perm if she doesn't like how he spills it!!

#JustSaying

grin grin grin grin

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by deebrain(m): 1:12am On Apr 28, 2015
thorpido:
My friend......my friend....
Op,your husband has been a chronic masturbator and even though married,he has not learnt to derive pleasure from you instead of his hand.
You have to start to re-orientate him sexually and you have to up your game too.Learn to use your mouth and hands including you pu€€y to satisfy him.

What do you mean by 'disgusting liquids?He dey commot blood?


said it all.


As a matter of fact, the said woman should seek help from herself. That a man would yet self-service while in a direct sexual experience (which he craves for-thus masturbates) means she is an excuse on bed.

That's all.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by smudge2079(m): 5:59am On Apr 28, 2015
Tell ur friend she must be d product of a leaked condom. Mtchewwwwwwwww
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Ifebazz(m): 6:13am On Apr 28, 2015
Firstly, you seem confused about their supposed status; dating or Married? If they're married, the complaint is coming a shade too late as she was supposed to have done that during the dating cum courtship period.
Secondly, what is disgusting about your husbands semen? Why pretend like she didn't suck and lick it in her hay days? Making it feel like it's one terrible thing whereas if he lacks it, she'd also run here whining about low sperm count of the man.
Thirdly, I'm not saying it is the norm to spill semen on a lady during sex but, well it maybe the kinky thing he loves, and you know it! Everybody have kinky things they do, you yourself have. (you probably fart in his face before sex for all we know grin).
By inference, I'd say you might not be exciting him enough during sex that's why he has to resort to masturbation. If a man is well sexed, you become his fantasy. Open up to him in all departments and hold nothing back. All your orifices should be his for the asking and watch him spill his beans before he thinks of coming out!
If symptoms persists after recommendations, please start peeing on him after sex, works like magic. grin
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by Ifebazz(m): 6:30am On Apr 28, 2015
kefedmayor:
To d best of my knowledge ur man started it for very long timx since he was a 17 yrs so dat has become a part of his life.But u can only help him by meeting a strong man of God. It has be possessed by evil spirit frm his fun
Hmm all these holier than thou people sha, so nothing occurs naturally again in life without evil spirit helping out? Moreover if there are 'strong men of God' how do we know and avoid the weak ones?
A brother is being sex starved you're here talking about being possessed. Did she tell you she only allows him sex once or twice a week? Did she tell you her veegee is so large babies can jump out? Some women are so terrible in bed, it takes mental masturbation for a guy to come.
Please....
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by unamama(m): 7:05am On Apr 28, 2015
Mprex:
biko the guys should come and talk about this one undecided
I guess ur guy is guilty of it as well
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kingsarch2000: 8:15am On Apr 28, 2015
Disgusting liquid you say. But remember that it is the same disgusting liquid that he erupts inside her too and she allowed it. How will you call a man's sperm disgusting liquid? Somebody's husband?
Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by no1madman(m): 8:19am On Apr 28, 2015
What's d difference b/w cummin inside and other parts of d body. . .nothin wrong with it as far as i am concerned. . .i love cummin inside though,but some women want it on their breasts,faces,stomachs, anus,anywhere. . . .i've done it all. real talk!

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by anukulapo: 8:57am On Apr 28, 2015
kilmix:


My dear, this story can best be described as a story from a virgin girl who is benefitting from the guy financially and is not willing to give him sex or let go cause of the benefits attached.

Truest of the truths so far. The tone of the OP is so suspicious. Like that of a friend to the subject character in the story.
All the "disgusting" part is her own input due to the hatred she has developed for the guy.

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Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix: 9:09am On Apr 28, 2015
anukulapo:


Truest of the truths so far. The tone of the OP is so suspicious. Like that of a friend to the subject character in the story.
All the "disgusting" part is her own input due to the hatred she has developed for the guy.

From the Op's pic, she's the person in question.

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