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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by hfinest1(m): 7:45pm On May 06, 2015

danyel09:
asif I know say u go ask, make I talk

Na one girl like dat weh come my neighbour house for naming ceremony like that oo, she be like goddess, na so I approach the chick oo, as I dey go meet am the girl dey look me already. I no know wen I go bump into server weh carry efo riro and pounded yam, omo the shirt weh I wear condemn oo, I run go change cus house no far, I come odd cus people choose cloth. Well the girl see am come dey laugh.
As I come back for part two I make sure say I dey look left right and center, last last I collect her number na so I ask where she dey live, omo she talk ago iwoye , from Lagos to ago iwoye , afta like two months of runs I set out to ago, lie say I wan go see my aunty, I reach by 10 cus I comot late, omo rain come catch me join, well she come meet me for new garage weh no far from igan, well I was rewarded for my worries at the end, the girl na tiger, I reach my aunty house the next day afta numerous phone calls come lie say bus spoil for road , and I still visit am from aunty house wel well.

Hope say e no long but na my punna story be that

lol.... at least u finally nyash am... no be like dioxi lipsrsealed

make I no talk

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by Nobody: 7:52pm On May 06, 2015

hmmmmm lies everywhere grin

#guys contunu!!!

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by Nobody: 7:53pm On May 06, 2015

prettythicksme:
hmmmmm lies everywhere #guys contunu!!!

lets hear ur own experience..

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by Nobody: 7:56pm On May 06, 2015

hfinest1:
lol.... at least u finally nyash am... no be like dioxi make I no talk

LOL, wat we do for punna grin

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by sleeknick: 8:39pm On May 06, 2015

lol! na him be sey una dey learn eh!
my own be sey, i go visit my new babe wey dey stay wit im elder broda and dia hws dey behind cementary, dat faithful day, d babe tell me sey her bros dey travel go outside work (d bros na welder). after d bros don move, na em d babe control me sey make i show, dat was abt 7pm. as i rch dia, we cum flex den we cum kpansh wella. at around 1:00am na em we hear d sound of d broda okada, o boy! na so i use speed wear my clothe follo backyard fly fence jump enta cementary dat nyt. hmm., i think sey na dat nite i go die o. many tins just dey go thru ma mind as i dey fly pple grave inside bush. as i take rch hws dat nyt, me sef no knw. abeg may guys stop dis risk wey we dey take all in d name of kpekus o, because kpekus and death b like ashawo and chingum, dey no dey leave each oda. lol!

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by KingTom(m): 8:45pm On May 06, 2015

danyel09:
oriji n101, al berto2k, kin gTom,h fin est1,Be eBeeOoh come see person weh mumu pass liljb oy o

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by donshady(m): 8:45pm On May 06, 2015

danyel09:
asif I know say u go ask, make I talk

Na one girl like dat weh come my neighbour house for naming ceremony like that oo, she be like goddess, na so I approach the chick oo, as I dey go meet am the girl dey look me already. I no know wen I go bump into server weh carry efo riro and pounded yam, omo the shirt weh I wear condemn oo, I run go change cus house no far, I come odd cus people choose cloth. Well the girl see am come dey laugh.
As I come back for part two I make sure say I dey look left right and center, last last I collect her number na so I ask where she dey live, omo she talk ago iwoye , from Lagos to ago iwoye , afta like two months of runs I set out to ago, lie say I wan go see my aunty, I reach by 10 cus I comot late, omo rain come catch me join, well she come meet me for new garage weh no far from igan, well I was rewarded for my worries at the end, the girl na tiger, I reach my aunty house the next day afta numerous phone calls come lie say bus spoil for road , and I still visit am from aunty house wel well.

Hope say e no long but na my punna story be that

See Wetin punnani go cos.. All the way from Lagos to ago iwoye. .. Come visit osu babe.. Guy you try ooo.. ###ooutie

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by liljboy(m): 8:51pm On May 06, 2015

danyel09:
orijin101, alberto2k, kingTom,hfinest1,BeeBeeOoh come see person weh mumu pass liljboy o

mtchew I comment my reserve

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by liljboy(m): 8:55pm On May 06, 2015

hfinest1:
lol.... but guy liljboy no mumu nau.... na my nigga.... I don dey teach am sense small small

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by hfinest1(m): 9:13pm On May 06, 2015

[quote author=liljboy post=33486744][/quote] grin

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by liljboy(m): 9:43pm On May 06, 2015

hfinest1:

bbbbbaaaarrrrccccaaaa

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by viod: 10:23pm On May 06, 2015

well this is my story......my crush call me for one night say na only she dey house shey make i come(ha father's house)she get two brothers and i sisters ..... i go o around 9pm,we still dey kiss wey her parent, sister and two brothers just knock door around 12 unexpectedly....na so run o passed kitchen exit...my pple,no bike,no cab, no single car helpd me...the kind waka whey i waka............even this our trekkers no fit(worst of it all it was raining)

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by littlemistress: 10:49pm On May 06, 2015

Kavalier5:

Babe calm down, that was then (when I was in the world) ;-) Wetin carry you come this thread sef?

...my special investigative skills cheesy

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by Kavalier5(m): 11:19pm On May 06, 2015

littlemistress:
...my special investigative skills

No need for it here.. share your own experience.

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by liljboy(m): 12:10am On May 07, 2015

hfinest1:
I don dey teach d guy sense but na slow learner....

asin dioxidane case enh!.... u neva talk ur own o...

me slow learner?...... wait till I screw your sister under the STAIRS....

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by Eniqurl(f): 12:48am On May 07, 2015

hfinest1:
lol.... but guy liljboy no mumu nau.... na my nigga.... I don dey teach am sense small small

@topic: thnk God me I'm a virgin I've not done anything for punna... dioxidane fit tell u better, how him comot aus 12am in ankmoda man's land cos of toto wey him later no see straff....

me go soon do crazy thing sha..... travel 4rm lag to Illorin cc eniqurl:x

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by virginice: 3:24am On May 07, 2015

Crazy but pretty funny! Infact, very entertaining....I can remember one of my GF's bf always begging my GF to collect my BQ key back in Unilag days. They both resided in the hostel but I was in the BQ. I told my BF the. Who said never shud I give them my key whenever I go home for the weekend that he wanted to get down with the babe on my "bed"...loooool. I wonder what d guy eventually did to achieve that though cheesy

cos no, I never gave him my key. Didn't want him spoiling my bedsheets cry

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by MrBasketball: 4:20am On May 07, 2015

Mine is Sonikstargirl will make it with her some day. cry

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by MrBasketball: 4:25am On May 07, 2015

Planning it on Asadike cry

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by emzila(m): 5:27am On May 07, 2015

My own happen some 15yrs back, e get dis my okpeke wey just like how we de do our thin and one day she be won travel and come tell me say make i come her house come do my normal duty before she go travel. Watin happen be say her people been rent house for her for my side where she de from go school but small time them come suspect say the okpeke don de do some runs but them no know say na with me because we de waka more as ordinary friends, so the parents come move her from that place to d family house of the guy wey been de ask for her hand in marriage which d babe was not interested in(u know rich people match making things na?). On dat fateful day wey she won travel go see her parents for state capital, she come say make i try come her new compound for nyt when everybody don enter house, knock her window so dat she go open door for me, though d house na big house but na face me i face u de front with big compound for back and her room na one of d first two for front. So, Around 9pm i begin de avoid my friends so that they no go fit trace my movement(remember say people just know me and her as ordinary friend), then around 10pm i don reach that side but her new compound people never go sleep, so i come begin de waka up and down like person wey lost im pikin with hope say them go soon enter, some minutes pass 11pm, them begin de enter house one after the other den i come de happy say jungle go soon mature, the next thin i hear na one woman voice as she call her daughters to bring out d beans, chai! Immediately i hear dat, i remember say e get one woman for that compound wey de fry akara every morning. At that point, i come begin de think to abort the mission but that was against my principle because once i give my word, i wish to stand by it at all cost and i love d babe very much plus say d babe seriously ''beg'' me before i gave a yes to d request. so i come begin my patrol up and down till de soak d beans, den pill am finish. Around 12 when them finish, they come enter inside. then i come give like another 20minutes and by dis tym, fellow brothers, na only myself i de see for outside, every other normal human being don enter inside go sleep. D moment i touch d window small, na so d girl whispered my name and i responded, she quietly come open down for me. As i entered, we relax for a while discussing in low voice so that d people go sleep well first. After sometime, d game come begin and d whole show lasted for like another one hour, then we don de after 1am or to 2am. Remember all the while the only thin on my mind na how i go do my job, i no think how i go take go house, na wen i finish, the babe come thank me for keeping my promise and tell me say i go come de go, hheeeeen, my eye come clear, i come begin see d next page of d whole show, come de see things like: how i go take waka reach house, who go open gate for me for house, if anything happen for road, where i go talk say i go? besides, any small beating that time(that is if de mistake me for thief) go fit result to death because strength no de again, one single answer i no get for all this questions but one thin was certain, i had to leave because that woman dat fries akara usually wakes up very early before anybody and i dont know if to say it will be more disastrous if we were caught in d act by her suppose fiancee's family than for something to happen to me on my way home.so, i had only one choice-to leave. Hmmm, i breath down and rose up like a man about to travel through the evil forest. I made it home eventually, but for a very long time, i was left with d shock of sounds, movements and d quietness i experienced at one point or the other on my way home. It was really a journey through an evil forest.

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by hfinest1(m): 6:59am On May 07, 2015

liljboy:
me slow learner?...... wait till I screw your sister under the STAIRS....

:p my sister na virgin till marriage so she no go even let u kiss am not to talk of screw.... screw ko! nail ni! hehehe

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by hfinest1(m): 7:00am On May 07, 2015

liljboy:
bbbbbaaaarrrrccccaaaa

u see wah I'm talking about.... u bein a slow learner.... try get sense na *lay hands on his head* recieve sense in Jesus name.... can I hear an amen?!!?

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by PhweshyJ(f): 8:31am On May 07, 2015

JoeCutie:
I knelt down and prayed for 5 minutes.

You prayed for sex? grin

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by sonikstargirl(f): 8:34am On May 07, 2015

MrBasketball:
Mine is Sonikstargirl will make it with her some day.

d earlier u wake ursef up from ur stupid dream d beta for u

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by JoeCutie(m): 8:45am On May 07, 2015

PhweshyJ:
You prayed for sex?

Yes.

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by liljboy(m): 1:01pm On May 07, 2015

hfinest1:
u see wah I'm talking about.... u bein a slow learner.... try get sense na *lay hands on his head* recieve sense in Jesus name.... can I hear an amen?!!?

u are a fowl

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by MrBasketball: 1:50pm On May 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:

d earlier u wake ursef up from ur stupid dream d beta for u

That's how you ladies push away your God sent husband.

And you label that as stüpid? God is watching u. cry

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by PhweshyJ(f): 6:01pm On May 07, 2015

JoeCutie:
Yes.

Is/was your girlfriend a virgin? grin

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by sonikstargirl(f): 11:18pm On May 07, 2015

MrBasketball:
That's how you ladies push away your God sent husband.
And you label that as stüpid? God is watching u.

hahaha... God sent husband..lolz very funny grin

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by MrBasketball: 11:24pm On May 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:

hahaha... God sent husband..lolz very funny

Yes!

Will like to get in touch with you! sad

Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by sonikstargirl(f): 11:35pm On May 07, 2015

MrBasketball:
Yes!
Will like to get in touch with you!

add me on bbm or whatsapp wink

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Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by MrBasketball: 11:38pm On May 07, 2015

sonikstargirl:

add me on bbm or whatsapp

I don't do BBM but whatsapp.

Called not going.

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