starlingbawa:
The big question here is, how many of the dudes here on Nairaland will admit to some or most of these flaws?

But guess what, none will since 'MOST' are 'SUPERMEN' Who are 'PERFECT' With 'EXPERT OPINION' on 'EVERY' thread they comment on.

Talking about Number 1, I mean who does that really

Na lie bros....
I ADMIT. I used to do it b4, but not anymore.

Mhizkel:
Your format is clearly written!

where have u been?

Girls are the worst. This is what they do.... [b]1. Padded Bras: Guys have been trained to like a nice set of boobs, and women have been trained to do anything to give them to them. Hell, that must be Victoria's Secret. But push-up bras are often uncomfortable, expensive and so. effing. hard. to wash without totally ruining them. And yet we wear them. All the time. In fact, you're probably wearing one right now.
2. High Heels: Although I do enjoy how I feel when I slip on some pumps and strut my shiz at the bar, I don't enjoy the throbbing blisters that plague me. And they always plague me. But I wear those torture devices every weekend anyway, because while it would be far more comfortable, there's nothing sexy to the campus boys about a pair of worn-in sweatpants and some flip flops.
3. Waiting to Respond: In a feeble attempt to seem mysterious/ extremely busy/cool, girls will often wait to respond to a text or a phone call from a guy. Although realistically, we're counting down every waking minute as we run through a million response options, asking our friends (again and again) which one would be the wittiest/cutest to send when the time is right. And then asking them when that time actually is so we don't seem either pathetic or like we're blowing them off. College Candy: When Fakin' It Is The Only Option
4. Eating Salad (Instead of Something Tastier): I love me a good burger, but I know I think twice before ordering one on a first date with a guy. We want guys to think we are dainty little things who eat like bunnies, not like frat boys, so we sacrifice our own culinary happiness . And only eat half. Then we go home and scarf down a bag of chips in the privacy of our own bedroom while dissecting the entire evening with our girlfriends.
5. Brazilians,Peruvian and Mamywater hair: Let's be honest, Only God knows how they got the money to make the hair...
6. Playing the Jealousy Game: Even though he is the only man for us, we don't want him to think he's the only man who can have us. So we go out of our way to flirt with other guys and make sure he see's it. It'll make him want us more, right?
7. Pretending to Like His Music/TV Shows/ Sports Team: To you, watching professional baseball is like watching paint dry. And you think Dave Matthews is the most over-rated songwriter on earth. And Indian food? You'd rather eat ramen noodles than even try some of that curry stuff. But once Mr. Right walks in, you're chowing down on Na'an while studying the Chelsea's line-up with DMB playing in the background just so you can keep up the ruse.[/b]

vizkiz:


format or no format...something will happen

Yeah! Power would surely be handed over to Buhari come 29th of this month

RedBenson:


Are you online? How abt i drop mine within the shortest possible time while you grab it and i edit it out immediately? Can we strike a deal like that?

Yeah!

Unibenstudent:
where have u been?

Mhizkel:

why u bend ur mouth like that?

Unibenstudent:
why u bend ur mouth like that?

Cos i'm surprised..
Why did u ask where ve been?

Mhizkel:
Cos i'm surprised.. Why did u ask where ve been?

cos I know where u have been

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[color=#000099][i][b][font=serif]and we will be on a date this time 29th

These girls that are saying be yourself here.. where are they in real life?

yomi007k:

Na lie bros....
I ADMIT. I used to do it b4, but not anymore.

I'll gladly applaud your virtues and also do you an apology only if you'd painstakingly admit the 'PARTICULAR' ones you have been guilty of in the 'PAST'

I humbly await...

It's over to you pal!

Unibenstudent:
cos I know where u have been

If truly u know where i've been, why did u asked?

Mhizkel:

If truly u know where i've been, why did u asked?

when God asked Adam where he had been after he ate the apple,why did God ask the question if he knew where he was?

Unibenstudent:
when God asked Adam where he had been after he ate the apple,why did God ask the question if he knew where he was?

And you are not God!
So?

Mhizkel:
And you are not God! So?

what if I am a demi-god.?

starlingbawa:


I'll gladly applaud your virtues and also do you an apology only if you'd painstakingly admit the 'PARTICULAR' ones you have been guilty of in the 'PAST'

I humbly await...

It's over to you pal!

Cannot elaborate noW but a little bit of 1,2,3,4,7,9,10.

Unibenstudent:
what if I am a demi-god.?

Demi-god is just like an object with no importance!

yomi007k:

Cannot elaborate noW but a little bit of 1,2,3,4,7,9,10.

Then my apologies are in accordance!

Thumbs up dude, you re the 'REAL MAN'!!!

Mhizkel:

Demi-god is just like an object with no importance!

anyway sha...what if I am a god of something..? Something like the way kratos is a god of war..and maybe I am a god of something..

Mhizkel:

Yeah!

08

Mhizkel:

Yeah!

08

Mhizkel:

Yeah!

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Unibenstudent:
anyway sha...what if I am a god of something..? Something like the way kratos is a god of war..and maybe I am a god of something..

Okay, gods are turn-off for me

RedBenson:

08064370884.
Got it?

Yeah!

Mhizkel:

Okay, gods are turn-off for me

ehya ,maybe I going to become a mortal because of u,lemme strip myself off my immortality

Mhizkel:
Yeah!

Oya, edit am commot and do the needful. I go edit mine right away. #Waiting

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scared are we?

Am happy am doing NONE of the above. Team #realist #i don't care what u feel abt me. #love being me.

vizkiz:


scared are we?

No we not!