him wey be say if he dey travel to enugu na 911 he dey follow and the 911 dey always filled with cows

u wey dey follow goat filled Mack go Maiduguri beta pass am b dat den abi ?

and u wen dey sleep, eat and mate with pig better pass clumsy be that. abi?

at least goat neva carry belle 4 me lyk u
& my fowl no dey police custody 4 protection against ur sexual assault

my guy, y u come dey vex because i won talk about enugu. u ahs ooooooooooooo

well even if person enter weel baro go enugu, watin concern u? abi na ur money him use? or him don come beg u for transport b4?

But nothi u fit do i go talk.

My guy, as i reach enugu nw, inside one village lyk that.

Na him one guy just show from america. The guy has been in usa for the past 7 years. He came back with the intention of getting married to there village girl and then take her back to america where they can both settle down.

So as this guy show now, him dey they village for about 2 weeks. One day him just see one girl pass for there house carrying water on her head. although the guy wanted to talk to her, but he remembered tht u dont have permission to talk to a girl most especially when u want ask her out unless u seek for permission from the parents.

so, the guy have to call some of the elders in there house to arraneg a meeting with the parents of this girl.

The day of the meeting.

One elder from the guy house stand up and say.

WE really appreciate u welcoming us to ur house, just has u hv already known me, This is my brother Chukwuemeka and this is his wife chinaza.
and in my right hand here is chukwudi My cousin who has been living in maerica for the past 7 years. the parent of the girl say uhh uhn

My cousin came all the way from america down to the village to get married and take his wife along with him to the united state. uhh uhh

and finally, he saw one ripe mango in ur back yard, he really want to plug this mango and take it to the united state and that is why we are here.

he want to seek ur permission to talk to ur dauther about it.

The father of the girl want to talk and the man said wait,


we did not come empty handed to seek for this permission, we have some gift item out side and we will want u to see it.

the man said ok and they all talk out side.

when they get outside, there is a traller of yam, 5 basket of colanut, 10 caton of shinap

the man said than you very much, and once again, u re highly welcome to my house.

From what i have seen, i have given u the permission to talk to my dauther and very soon, u will come back to take her.

The guy approched the girl and they both discussed and the girl told the guy, she will be thinking abt it.

after one week, the man ask his dauther, so when is chukwudi told u his coming back arraneg the wedding day, the girl said, wedding day? i have not told him that i will marry him yet, when we talked, i told him to give me some time to think about it.

the father said think about it, well weather u think or not, i have decided to give u to chukwudi and when he take u to america, u will continue the rest thinking in his house weather to stay or find another man over there.

But nothi u fit do i go talk.

My guy, as i reach enugu nw, inside one village lyk that.

Na him one guy just show from america. The guy has been in usa for the past 7 years. He came back with the intention of getting married to there village girl and then take her back to america where they can both settle down.

So as this guy show now, him dey they village for about 2 weeks. One day him just see one girl pass for there house carrying water on her head. although the guy wanted to talk to her, but he remembered tht u dont have permission to talk to a girl most especially when u want ask her out unless u seek for permission from the parents.

so, the guy have to call some of the elders in there house to arraneg a meeting with the parents of this girl.

The day of the meeting.

One elder from the guy house stand up and say.

WE really appreciate u welcoming us to ur house, just has u hv already known me, This is my brother Chukwuemeka and this is his wife chinaza.
and in my right hand here is chukwudi My cousin who has been living in maerica for the past 7 years. the parent of the girl say uhh uhn

My  cousin came all the way from america down to the village to get married and take his wife along with him to the united state. uhh uhh

and finally, he saw one ripe mango in ur back yard, he really want to plug this mango and take it to the united state and that is why we are here.

he want to seek ur permission to talk to ur dauther about it.

The father of the girl want to talk and the man said wait,


we did not come empty handed to seek for this permission, we have some gift item out side and we will want u to see it.

the man said ok and they all talk out side.

when they get outside, there is a traller of yam, 5 basket of colanut, 10 caton of shinap

the man said than you very much, and once again, u re highly welcome to my house.

From what i have seen, i have given u the permission to talk to my dauther and very soon, u will come back to take her.

The guy approched the girl and they both discussed and the girl told the guy, she will be thinking abt it.

after one week, the man ask his dauther, so when is chukwudi told u his coming back arraneg the wedding day, the girl said, wedding day? i have not told him that i will marry him yet, when we talked, i told him to give me some time to think about it.

the father said think about it, well weather u think or not, i have decided to give u to chukwudi and when he take u to america, u will continue the rest thinking in his house weather to stay or find another man over there.

Dis papa like beta thin no be small .

captain captain, captain, where is my yam?

lol

haaa

close your kpomo mouth na haba!

very funny

Syl wia u tink say i get d yam 4 poundo from ? ehen ole

clemcy

watin concern u with his mouth?

the mouth too big na,

even you sef fit lost inside

u don see him mouth b4?

dem resemble each oda no b small

as you sef take resemble me

omo dat story by bilms too long o!

carry am go Iweka or Alaba make dem help u produce am

u fit help him direct my clumsy go star insyd sha

no he go spoil the whole show.

den make am d filage wag

clemcykul:

the mouth too big na,

even you sef fit lost inside

u mean sey the guy na matins.?

no mathew

who is matthew? who is matins??

My sacked house boy

spenchuks.

he be like say u go help me carry am go meet that ur friend way they for alaba they pirate cd ooooooooooooo,

lets make a deal

comot may i see road small

spenchukuchuku must be larger than life

extra larger beer na him favorite

aww how i love beer