it kills gradually.

lol

let me tell u guys another one.



one hausa alhaji wants to rock, but the wife is giving him close marking. the guy has done manythings but the wife still dey code am.

so one day he now thought of telling his wife that he has a meeting with his whitemen partners.

he told the wife. hajiya, i will be having a meeting with my business partners by 5 o'clock today. the wife said no problem. after some while, he now called one of his girl friend whose name is princess.

alhaji went to the hotel to wait for this girl, but as a runs girl now, she dey another hook up with another person and she no won tell alhaji say she no fit come. she now put alhaji for his coming. so when alhaji waited for about 10min and him no see the girl. listen to what alhaji said,

waiter, plz give me one bottle of gulder. he drank one bottle and called this girl back. princess, where are u? i have drank one bottle of gulder and u are not here still. the girl said, plz alhaji, i am sorry, i am in a go slow and i will be there very soon.

b4 u no it, alhaji drank 3 bottle, this lady now called alhaji back, plz alhaji i am almost there. the go slow is keeping me. alhaji continued, he drank 5 bottles, she called back and alhaji said princess, walahi i dont understand u, i have drank 5 bottles and u re not here still. the lady said alhaji u no i love u and i cant be keeping u just like that, alhaji said i love u too. plz come quick.

so this time now, alhaji wife now called, but alhaji has drank about 7 bottle so he did not even care to look the phone and he said princess walahi i am drunk, i have drank 7 bottles and u are not here still, the wife now said alhaji so u lied about meeting. when alhaji heard the wife voice, he changed his voice and claim that it is a voice machine talking. listen to what alhaji said.

welcome to the voice mail machine, you can drop ur message.

the wife para but alhaji pretended.

so the wife keep calling but alhaji did not pick the call. so the wife went to call in the business center and change her voice too. she said hello, but alhaji is fast to no that his wife can go to a business center,so he said welcome to the voice mail machine plz drop ur message, the wife too is sharp, she said alhaji bako ur wife and children just had an accident and we will need your attension immidiately in our hospital, he said plz what do u say, which hospital plz the wife nw said alhaji i thought u said its voice mail.

Really Funny!!!

cheers

tori tori

toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

what is tori tori?

help me ask them. But bros dat na tori tori na.

:-x

This is really funny

yes i know its funny, *laffs*

wetin funny

no idea.

any how now

go slip

one samson 4 my area too dey womanize.

na him one guy tell samson say
heeeeeeeeeeee samson na woman go kill u, sam say if woman kill me na new thing, even the samson 4 bible na woman kill am too.
and even if woman kill me e better now, no be person motor kill 4 road.

my guy i guess u want make motor kill u abi?

omo, dat Alhaji tori go dey marketable for Alaba oo!

nice one

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close ur eyes jorh. abi u dey work with NFVCB?

National Film and Video Censors Board, olodo

full stop nwa ticha

lol
my efforts are paying off on spenchuku chuku

my clumsy guru morrin

guru mornin darl

i can see ure up and tight this mornin

romade:

full stop nwa ticha

  who teach u dat one?

clemcykul:

lol
my efforts are paying off on spenchuku chuku

who dash monkey banana?

an tashi lafiya yau?

no be small thing oooo

but ur tori dey long lyk series for 3 seasons

afraid catch me

ur iniquities dey haunt u bah