frm empire,allen abi whre

from heaven now,

i went to report u to God make him help me talk to u.

but when i go to heaven i saw a scenario which i will tell u guys.

three women went to heaven. they were told that: "If you step on a duck you will be chained to an ugly man for the rest of your life. SO BE CAREFUL." the women laughed it off and said, if we were careful enough to get to heaven, we will NOT step on any ducks!

unfortunately, the woman who said this tread on a duck a week later and was chained to a hideous man. and that's what happened to the other one, too.

the third lass who was AMAZINGLY careful was eventually told that she was to be blessed by being chained to the most beautiful man ever. and she was!

after a while of getting to know that man, she sighed out, "I wonder what I did to deserve this, " and the man replied, "well i don't know about you, but i stepped on a duck, "

i go beat d smal girl oo

that means u hv to reach heaven.

;d ;d ;d ;d

na 4 where u dey see all this jaga jaga way u dey write now?

u just be like this guy.

Sardar ji proposes to a woman.
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one .
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"

bilms:

u just be like this guy.

which guy

the guy way go llok for crocodile boots. for africa

lol

lol

;d

eti ya were?

e bi like say u don knock?

i will do that very soon, i mean, "to knock your head*

o ti ya were

not quite, am very sane though its gona last 2min *shocked*

good for u

thanks man

cheers

;d

i will be back soon

am back

welcome back, hope u had a swell time at yaba?

yaba ke?

na aso rock i dey

lol i love the way you deceive urself

bilms:

yaba ke?

na aso rock i dey

how come i've not seen u there

are u implying that blims is a liar?

exactly

no be me talk am