Pastor Romade

Evangelist Spenky

Deacon Syl

see Board of Trustees of the Cultural Church Inc.

fanx presido of Cultural Church Inc.

crack head

, no crap lips.

cracked oblongota

where is medula?

him 4get sey na medula oblangata

u know say na big time olodo the guy be

and him dey try oo

em, i tink say dem say menthol dey kill man somethin.if so,na who go shout.Dan iska.Shege ya.

e be like say u don apply menthol for ur abunnam before

i beg leave that guy jaiwe.

why should i leave the guy, when it is obvious he's trying to commit suicide

oya swallow panadol for another man headache na

so u cannot help a dying brother

police will kip u in custody for 2 weeks b4 u get bail if d broda dies on u

Captain, things are not the they used to be back in the 60s, now swallow panadol for man's headache and if the brother dies, u r a confirm murderer life in prisonment!

i don 4get say police just inducted una wey dem recruit newly

na true

specie

@Captain
stop all these kind talk na, no b u tell me sey u run leave ur naval job go join NPF bec.os of quick KUJE?.

@spenky,
i remember sey last year wey u dey beg captain make him uise him influence recruit u into NPF, but him come tell u sey him stamp don lost. now u wey be pot dey call kettle black

must u tell everybody all we said while drinking at passby

but you want to tell the world na.

not so

oya next time glue ma mouth.

this guy way say my tori na like 3 season, may be i will get to season break b that.

i am coming to season 24.

oya watch

A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.)

Now think about this:

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
(Statistics courtesy of the FBI)

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST
ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, we have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.

Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.

He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" – says the man.

"Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

SORRY IF MY TORI TOO LONG OOOOOO

NA ONE PERSON TELL ME SAY MY TORI TOO LONG IS LIKE THREE SEASON, BUT NOW I AM GOING TO SEASON 24.



An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then.'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
Thanks