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If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 10:01pm On May 06, 2015
STEWPID!!


- You give the number of a girl you have dated once and had sex with to a friend, so for him to try his luck too.

-A girl passes by and because you v had something with her before, you started telling your friends about all the shits you did together and spoiling her.

-Forcing a girl whom you aint in a relationship with to have sex with you, just because she came to say hi.

-You just started a new relationship like 2days and your very next move is to sex

-you can't spend your money on something more important, but rather you spend it on carrying olosho every night

..And so on


-

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Cutehector(m): 10:03pm On May 06, 2015
Hmmmm. I will keep quiet sha
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by buygala(m): 10:04pm On May 06, 2015
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Lastanza: 10:05pm On May 06, 2015
tell dem o
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by psucc(m): 10:10pm On May 06, 2015
Shout!!!! Am not guilty of any of the charges above.
But that doesn't mean am a saint. No. Not at all.
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by psucc(m): 10:10pm On May 06, 2015
Shout!!!! Am not guilty of any of the charges above.
But that doesn't mean am a saint. No. Not at all.
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by herald9: 10:11pm On May 06, 2015
And you are silly for not minding your business...
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by IamOdin: 10:12pm On May 06, 2015
If u see anyone that does this,pause,look at him,look at him again,then you'll see he's a kid,no matter how big he seems.

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:13pm On May 06, 2015
I agree with every other,but one...if we start relationship today I can ask for sex the next min...me no see anything there
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Lyrically(m): 10:19pm On May 06, 2015
It's Young John the wicked producer.........

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by emorse(m): 10:26pm On May 06, 2015
buygala:
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry

Ayam tempted to say... GBAM!!!!!!!!!

But of course I'm a gentleman so I won't.cheesycheesy
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Jayjay0(m): 10:26pm On May 06, 2015
buygala:
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry
thumbs up my guy

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by sinaj(f): 10:30pm On May 06, 2015
buygala:
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry

...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen! embarassed

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 10:32pm On May 06, 2015
buygala:
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry
k

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:33pm On May 06, 2015
sinaj:


...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen! embarassed
Sprinkles holy water *Amen
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:35pm On May 06, 2015
buygala:
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry
this can be soo true


Cc ishilove
Farano
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by tosyne2much(m): 10:37pm On May 06, 2015
Sadly in guilty of everything


Quote me and I will show you why Ayo Fayose can never win presidential election in Nigeria cool
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Slimzjoe(m): 10:37pm On May 06, 2015
buygala:
ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed


Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed


1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry cry cry


Uhmm.......seconded
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 10:41pm On May 06, 2015
sinaj:


...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen! embarassed
exact way you are going to do it for your sster very soon smiley

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 10:43pm On May 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
Sadly in guilty of everything


Quote me and I will show you why Ayo Fayose can never win presidential election in Nigeria cool
cheesy cheesy
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:47pm On May 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
Sadly in guilty of everything


Quote me and I will show you why Ayo Fayose can never win presidential election in Nigeria cool
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by braindamage(m): 10:49pm On May 06, 2015
No guy does this grin
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by tosyne2much(m): 10:56pm On May 06, 2015
damseyl:
cheesy cheesy
I knw u wil quote me :tongue
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 11:09pm On May 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
I knw u wil quote me :tongue
grin

.. Btw, you should stop doing it !! smiley
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by tosyne2much(m): 11:12pm On May 06, 2015
damseyl:
grin

.. Btw, you should stop doing it !! smiley
I will fast and pray about it cool
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 11:13pm On May 06, 2015
Ipledge:
I agree with every other,but one...if we start relationship today I can ask for sex the next min...me no see anything there
lol...its not cool
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 11:15pm On May 06, 2015
damseyl:
lol...its not cool
to me it's cool oo...if my gf visit me or I visit my gf...we go do d do
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 11:17pm On May 06, 2015
Godvilla:
Sprinkles holy water *Amen
sinaj:

...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen! embarassed
emorse:

Ayam tempted to say... GBAM!!!!!!!!!
But of course I'm a gentleman so I won't.cheesycheesy
Jayjay0:

thumbs up my guy
Slimzjoe:

Uhmm.......seconded
Jayjay0:

thumbs up my guy
inbred foolishnesss! ... Are you all born from same womb?

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 11:19pm On May 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
I will fast and pray about it cool
good! grin cool

40 days o
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by sinaj(f): 11:21pm On May 06, 2015
damseyl:
inbred foolishnesss! ... Are you all born from same womb?

nxt time u wnt to insult someone, dnt do d mistake of includin my monica again undecided
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 11:21pm On May 06, 2015
damseyl:
inbred foolishnesss! ... Are you all born from same womb?
that's too much
Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(f): 11:22pm On May 06, 2015
Ipledge:
to me it's cool oo...if my gf visit me or I visit my gf...we go do d do
but it shouldn't be at a very first start of the relationship

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