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My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:36am On May 11, 2015
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pls help me judge this matter. . I am so
down..there's this cool dude I have
known for sometime now..he's very very
okay and he's be talking about
marriage...so last weekend, he called
and said he wanted us to see that I
should come over to his place on the
Island... Unfortunately I was just
recovering from a serious stomach
upset, which I told him about..He
insisted and offered to come and pick
me..I finally agreed! On our way to the
Island, I urgently felt d need to poop, so I
told him. .
As we were looking for an eatery or any
decent place to stop...I released a very
embarrassing fart...It wasn't intentional
at all. His countenance just changed
immediately and he started talking to
me In an angry voice..we finally got to
KFC at cms roundabout and I quickly ran
In to ease myself..after I finished, I came
out and he was nowhere to be found. .so
I asked d security and they said they saw
him driving off angrily. .
I tried calling him but he wasn't
picking,so I chartered a cab back
home...I have tried calling him severally
since then still he doesn't pick...I will
message him on whatssap and it's
obvious he read my message, still no
reply.. only for him to send me a
message this morning that he's no
longer interested in pursuing a
relationship with me, that I am very
mannerless..
.
I asked him how cos I was honestly so
confused, he said that I farted in his car
without apologising and because I was
purging that shows I eat anyhow... I have
been crying since morning. .. I really
liked this guy and he was even talking
about marriage. .
What do I do?? Do I beg him...is it my
fault that I was purging and I couldn't
help my stomach? ? Pls help..I am
confused..
.
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eniqurl(f): 9:40am On May 11, 2015
Lwkm
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Nobody: 9:42am On May 11, 2015
Go for deliverance first Aunty , it's not physical fight for u grin
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Nobody: 9:43am On May 11, 2015
grin grin grin

eeya, I feel for her.
The guy is something else, him no dey fart ni? grin
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:47am On May 11, 2015
Eniqurl:
Lwkm
Ahh, its not good o.. She's crying, u "re laughing!

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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:48am On May 11, 2015
adeekiti:
Go for deliverance first Aunty , it's not physical fight for u grin
Deliverance, lol, but I think it can happen to anybody now !
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:49am On May 11, 2015
BaebieHot:
grin grin grin
eeya, I feel for her. The guy is something else, him no dey fart ni? grin
I tire o!
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by DuchessLily(f): 9:49am On May 11, 2015
Lol....

Lwkmdfh.. sorry cnt help d laff

Abeg dats not d reason he left joorr cheesy cheesy
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eniqurl(f): 9:51am On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:

Ahh, its not good o.. She's crying, u "re laughing!
Asif the nigga kn dy fart too cheesy... Tbh it's embarrassing.
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 9:52am On May 11, 2015
I recommend suicide wink...
Lol...na deliverance go sure for una
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:53am On May 11, 2015
DuchessLily:
Lol....
Lwkmdfh.. sorry cnt help d laff
Abeg dats not d reason he left joorr cheesy cheesy
Abi, wats ur advise for her ?
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:55am On May 11, 2015
Eniqurl:
Asif the nigga kn dy fart too cheesy... Tbh it's embarrassing.
Yeah, quite embarrassing, but if the guy was actually serious.. Its a minor thing he should not take all that serious!
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:56am On May 11, 2015
Herminius:
I recommend suicide wink... Lol...na deliverance go sure for una
Lol
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by yorubaboiy: 9:58am On May 11, 2015
owa ye ko so fun wipe reflex action ni

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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eniqurl(f): 9:58am On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:

Yeah, quite embarrassing, but if the guy was actually serious.. Its a minor thing he should not take all that serious!
Lol dahz true.

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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:02am On May 11, 2015
On a serious note,try nd beg him vry well..
Go to his parent's house nd beg dem..
You can take ur mum nd ur Pastor along grin
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by chibwike(m): 10:04am On May 11, 2015
Local mentality is a disease
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:04am On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:

Lol
No be so?
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eesha: 10:06am On May 11, 2015
My dear u are better off without a man that cannot allow u be urself in his presence instead of forming. It was not ur fault, was it ? kiss


But u sef for apologise as the bomb drop sad

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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:07am On May 11, 2015
Herminius:
On a serious note,try nd beg him vry well..
Go to his parent's house nd beg dem..
You can take ur mum nd ur Pastor along grin
Haha! Just becoz of fart ?
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:07am On May 11, 2015
chibwike:
Local mentality is a disease
From the man or woman ?
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:09am On May 11, 2015
Eesha:
My dear u are better off without a man that cannot allow u be urself in his presence instead of forming. It was not ur fault, was it ? kiss


But u sef for apologise as the bomb drop sad
Abi, at least, he for no get excuse!
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by chibwike(m): 10:11am On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:
From the man or woman ?
Both
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by gracile(f): 10:12am On May 11, 2015
Na ordinary mess cause this gbege
mtcheew.. they are not serious undecided

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Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:17am On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:

Haha! Just becoz of fart ?
Coz she likes d guy...
Nd they're talking abt marriage alrdy
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:44am On May 11, 2015
gracile:
Na ordinary mess cause this gbege mtcheew.. they are not serious undecided
Lol,,
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:45am On May 11, 2015
Herminius:
Coz she likes d guy... Nd they're talking abt marriage alrdy
Hmm, but if the guy could leave her just coz of fart, imagine something bigger!
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by komzyb(f): 10:49am On May 11, 2015
This is funny....i swear...lwkm
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by komzyb(f): 10:52am On May 11, 2015
This is funny....i swear...lwkm,let her forget about him joor
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:53am On May 11, 2015
mostHandsome01:

Hmm, but if the guy could leave her just coz of fart, imagine something bigger!
Lol... Maybe the guy is just allergic to farts grin
Then she should be careful of smthing bigger..
Or she should jus prepare herself for more apologies.
Big big ones cheesy grin
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 11:14am On May 11, 2015
komzyb:
This is funny....i swear...lwkm,let her forget about him joor
Eyaa, but she's crying o, somtimes, its really hard to 4get about som1 easily
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 11:16am On May 11, 2015
Herminius:
Lol... Maybe the guy is just allergic to farts grin Then she should be careful of smthing bigger.. Or she should jus prepare herself for more apologies. Big big ones cheesy grin
Haha! U "re 1 funny dude! Doe u right jare

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