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That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by badinfluence: 3:35pm On May 16, 2015
Most of us have come in contact with this set of girls, the so called "big girls". But in reality, they are actually broke. Here are give away signs to let you know that the "big girl" you're admiring is broke.

1. Packaging. She puts a whole lot in her packaging, but don't be deceived by the packaging, it's all a facade. Most of her packaging are all "borrow borrow", she can borrow everything she has on.

2. Allergies to "broke" people. Like poles repel. She's easily irritated by people she deems broke. She wants to have nothing to do with such. In truth, these "broke" people remind her of her actual brokeness. Another thing, she uses words like "broke ass" a lot.

3. She's attracted to flashy things. For someone who claims to be affluent, she's easily attracted to flashy things. In truth, these flashy things or lifestyle makes her envious, and she wants a taste..

4. Turns any topic into bragging. These girls can turn any conversation into bragging laced with silly lies. For example, you : is that your sister on your dp? Her: yes, she's in dubai.. daddy wanted her to go to dubai because of the harsh weather in the country. Even though the dp is obviously taken in a low class eatery..

5. Has her clique of "big girls". That clique that is easily the most infamous. They are known for their envy, flashy dress sense, and they are outrageously sassy.

6. Always asks for gifts. She can ask for silly gifts. Example, "can you get me MAC lipstick, one is 5k and I need five". From eateries to shopping, her requests never stop. These girls can ask you for an iPhone 6+ under a week of knowing her. Living testimony..

7. Hate simplicity. To this girls, any one who appears simple is broke; especially males. Once you don't appear lavish, they believe you don't have money.

8. You rarely see any home pictures on her phone. For someone who claims to be from a wealthy home, she has no picture of her family or home on her phone. Her pictures are always taken in a fast food or any recreational facility.

9. Ridiculous allergies. Ever met a girl who has some ridiculous allergies. I met one who actually said she doesn't eat any food with more than a spoon and half of pepper. Their allergies always leave you wondering.

10. They are actually easy to get. Despite all her facade, she's actually very easy to get. All you need is small change, good dress sense, and the image of a baller. And that "big girl" is at your beck and call.

11. Once she knows you are from a wealthy home she morphs into a leach. As soon as word reaches her that you are from a wealthy home, she gives you all of herself. No matter how much you try to pull away, she glues herself to you, even if you don't live lavishly.

Feel free to add yours smiley

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Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by CountDracula(m): 3:36pm On May 16, 2015
OP ure revealing too much, ure really a bad influence
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by younghartz(m): 3:37pm On May 16, 2015
no 8 grin
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by letsbet(m): 3:37pm On May 16, 2015
she's a packaged brokeass
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by SleekyP(m): 3:38pm On May 16, 2015
shocked shocked
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by sinaj(f): 3:38pm On May 16, 2015
lol at no. 8 nd 2 grin
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 3:38pm On May 16, 2015
Op u ain't lying... A whole lot of em in UNILAG...

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Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Flashh: 3:40pm On May 16, 2015
Fake girls everywhere!
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by cyprus000: 3:41pm On May 16, 2015
coolcool
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 3:44pm On May 16, 2015
No 11 is so damn true shocked ... no wonder!!! shocked
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by midolian(m): 3:45pm On May 16, 2015
An A+ post.
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by ronald4lif(m): 3:45pm On May 16, 2015
Omo you be professional in the game oo. See analysing. grin

Make I just pass sha.
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Cruzeiro(m): 4:04pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:
Op u ain't lying... A whole lot of em in UNILAG...
angryaswear.... How you take know? angry sad

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Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Tallesty1(m): 4:08pm On May 16, 2015
Nairaland babes won't like this
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by domopps(m): 4:13pm On May 16, 2015
WICKED!








Cheeeeeers
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:14pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:
Op u ain't lying... A whole lot of em in UNILAG...
Says who? angry I'm not broke
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:15pm On May 16, 2015
Tallesty1:
Some Nairaland babes won't like this
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:20pm On May 16, 2015
Cruzeiro:

angryaswear.... How you take know? angry sad

I used to come over & play some runz,so am a witness.







A goal for west ham fc
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:22pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:

I used to come over & play some runz,so am a witness.
A goal for west ham fc
What hostel/hall?
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 4:25pm On May 16, 2015
True talk o. Where do you spring from OP
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Cruzeiro(m): 4:25pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:


I used to come over & play some runz,so am a witness.







A goal for west ham fc
Bhuaaa.... How ministry?
I dey follow these matches like disciple.
Thanks
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:27pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Says who? angry I'm not broke

I was referring to "unilag"...But you don carry the skool 4 head,like say na ur property grin

B4 nko,as a student are u rich #PocketMoneyThings tongue
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:28pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:

What hostel/hall?

New hall...
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Cruzeiro(m): 4:29pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Says who? angry I'm not broke
tongue are you a unilag student?
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:31pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:

New hall...
Good angry
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:31pm On May 16, 2015
Cruzeiro:

Bhuaaa.... How ministry?
I dey follow these matches like disciple.
Thanks

Eveton fc refuses to lose this match...
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 16, 2015
Cruzeiro:
tongue are you a unilag student?
Yes
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Cruzeiro(m): 4:34pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:


Eveton fc refuses to lose this match...
Hehe... Naso
God save you
:Pu don fire ticket shay
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by badinfluence: 4:35pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Says who? angry I'm not broke

Lol..
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:35pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Good angry


Amina hall as well,but new hall is where most stuffz transacts @ nite.
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Cruzeiro(m): 4:35pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:

Yes
How nice...
Care to tell your faculty/dept tongue?
Re: That "Big Girl" Is Actually Broke by Nobody: 4:37pm On May 16, 2015
sauceny:


Amina hall as well,but new hall is where most stuffz transacts @ nite.
Good.
I stayed in Moremi tongue

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