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Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 11:32am On May 20, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo man 6 Likes |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by naijaboiy: 11:33am On May 20, 2015 |
Saw this on front page yesterday and it was an Indian man not igbo. Why change it to boost your tribal status? 8 Likes |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by DuchessLily(f): 11:47am On May 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: Lol..... Who no like better thing? |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 11:52am On May 20, 2015 |
This shiit has been trending on whatsapp since today |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 20, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:just today? |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 20, 2015 |
lagmostkuit: |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:16pm On May 20, 2015 |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by chimerase2: 12:49pm On May 20, 2015 |
Lwkm |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Pheals(f): 1:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
U should stop ! So your lesson here is to encourage cheating |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 3:03pm On May 20, 2015 |
naijaboiy: and am not even igbo, see ur life, i just saw it on fb and decided to share it. 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by demmy0325(m): 3:06pm On May 20, 2015 |
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Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Lordave: 10:29pm On May 20, 2015 |
ritababe:Your husband nko? No be Igbo? |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 10:05am On May 21, 2015 |
Lordave: not married |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Greyworld: 8:41am On May 28, 2015 |
ritababe:LOL. Yu gat tym 2 reply dat guy, wats his problem wif igbos? |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 12:34pm On May 28, 2015 |
Greyworld: we are one family, meself no bi igbo |
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