Sleekyshuga:

I trust you scarra na ..

Dumb chics littered everywhere.. They won't pray fervently for theirs.. Na to dey use their rugged reggae dey spoil another sisi blues..

While growing up, I had loads of experience with chics sha, that till today, it still affects my relationship with ladies, though those niccurs weren't worth it..

Would I say, youthful exuberance?

Bae don grow now na .. Try anyhow, and u see anyhow . I go just pass your matter to Baba God .

pbs4real:
dnt be decieved ooh. . .we all human,even pastors isnt excluded. . . We jez dy pray mk we knw jam them. . .the power of UKWU! *lipsealed

Mhizkel:
That number1 is totally demoni c..
I have a friend who does that..She spends all her hard earned money on herbalists in other to snatch people's partners!
When number1 is not involved, only boys could be snatched ..Real men can't be snatched...What's yours, will forever be yours

wristwatch:

. Like dry bone. Kilode!

Mhizkel:

You are not a real man then!

pbs4real:
i lauf u in chinese,trust me wen i say even u current bf go fall. . . Ask wristwatch,ukwu nah bad tin.

pbs4real:
dis ur fwend,abeg gv am space ooh,cos any gal wey dn dey patronise herbalist nah desperado,even u self knw save wit her,unles u sef they tag along wen she wan go. . .

Kachisbarbie:
how many times would we tell you people, that a human in a relationship isn't a phone, HB pencil or handbag that can be snatched?

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A friend tried one trick way back sha.
She told me, this guy is too soft - you need an alpha male. I said uh'huh...i'm aware.
Then she said, his money might be yahoo yahoo...I still said i'm aware .
Then she started sneaking to go see him. My guy go come see, then insist she follows us out. I say warris happening here bikonu?

one day while gisting, she got carried away and said "that their house in the village, they just furnished it and left it to be wasting".

I sat up, 'babe calmdown...how did you know their house in the village?'

You know the rest na. She tried to twist my head with explanation _ I refused to be discombobulated.

Mhizkel:

Speak for yourself dude!

Lala247:
Hmmm number 4 chizus Op ur head they there
Now that is keyyyy

Pls my ppl make i gist u
From when a friend walks out of the bathroom with tiny towel and comes into the room u n ur bae are chilling bends down n picks up phone charger ... (D rest is history) nah number 4 be that .. That can reck happy home hmmm

They are dangerous Op nice one ..

sauceny:


I love such dangerous act...

Mhizkel:
That number1 is totally demoni c..
I have a friend who does that..She spends all her hard earned money on herbalists in other to snatch people's partners!
When number1 is not involved, only boys could be snatched ..Real men can't be snatched...What's yours, will forever be yours

sauceny:


And you still call her your friend?

sauceny:


And you still call her your friend?

Cutehector:
Abeg make babe com snatch me biko.

tohpahz:

D our queen. Wetin funny o!

I wan contest for mr nairaland

pbs4real:
i knw ow it is,dude always forming james bond in frnt of ladies,i get ur drift. . . .anyways nah GODWIN.*smiles

tohpahz:
Wristwatch..
Experience is the best teacher..
It's like uve tried the male version before

tohpahz:


I dey come snatch u.oooo

Cutehector:
lol watsup? Hav u won yet?

prettyjo:
#scrolls up to see the number 2,then laughs.

I just imagined how you will be in the seduction attires

Lala247:


Pls oh i b V ... Snatch wetin lol ask tosyne.2much we not into dis stuff

Abi now

Cutehector:
Abeg make babe com snatch me biko.

wristwatch:


Lol the young shall grow nah.

Funny comment

pinkiberry:
very sexy. n hot d guy sef will b shaking

Emperoradrian:
hian! See dis lizard d cover her face....who wan see ur face kwan......agent of destruction,u d snatch ur frend guy wit no2 abi,God is watchin u on GoTv.

Trypa:





LolZ I go tell ur girlfrd watin u dey plan to do

wristwatch:


Hold on nah. It's on saturday

Cutehector:
Abeg make babe com snatch me biko.

sauceny:


Is he still ur man¿

Nah.
He isn't...
Never was...
He was in the process of convincing me how he can the best man I would ever meet.

lols @ sleekyshuga.
I was still a very small girl o. In first year sef, I had other things on my mind, not fighting for guy wey I never even 'accept'.