BITTER TRUTH!!
1. Ugly girls are getting married
every Saturday, the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding
pictures,...who are you waiting
for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who
feel they need to wash noodles
before cooking it. I respect your
Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile
operators in 2050 will say "DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT
TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS "CHILD"
TO 12126"
4. You are 20 years old and dating
a 52year old man and you call him
your baby, is he your baby or
ancestor? Somehow,
your matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been ugly.
At least you won't be least
considered for rituals. Dem no dey
use JUJU do JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook pictures
for another person Hummer; don't
worry Honey, when thieves go find
you come, dem go
nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey
your Mama House dey drag Head of
fish with your siblings....Cha i!
The witch wey dey your
village carry your picture dey fan
herself, Abi na dey dance "SHOKI"
with your destiny??
8. You be housemaid and you dey
\sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS
Mehn you get case for Cele church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before i
think of dating him, he must TOAST
me for at least 6month. Dont worry,
25yrs from now..
You will be in Shiloh for miracle
marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate
at 40 years without any job and you
dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I
AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear,
even the devil is weeping for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once, my
brother/ sister, If you hear a 2nd
knock, My Brother/My Sister, check
well, na Jehovah witness
like and comment fact if you get
it!

if u don't know indomie,gala and garri u nor be true Nigerian

Hilarious

nice but op move it to joke section!!

this shiit should be in joke section

funi buh park ya thread wella


as for no. 5, m lucky to be ugly o!

sinaj:
funi buh park ya thread wella


as for no. 5, m lucky to be ugly o!

We know you are not!!!!

Okada, park me here.

Op, what are you phucking saying ?

sinaj:
funi buh park ya thread wella



as for no. 5, m lucky to be ugly o!

Picture or idonbilivit.

Wait! U have to wash noodles before you cook em?

sinaj:
funi buh park ya thread wella


as for no. 5, m lucky to be ugly o!

Who said you are ugly

As i open the thread na read i just read,i no even smile;so wats the LOLZ,HILARIOUS and wah eva about?

hotice01:
if u don't know indomie,gala and garri u nor be true Nigerian

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...And queuing to buy petrol.

Jkyoung:
Who said you are ugly

my frnds

sinaj:


my frnds

here, have my glasses and give your friends. It seems they may have eye problem

FLAWLES:
As i open the thread na read i just read,i no even smile;so wats the LOLZ,HILARIOUS and wah eva about?

u sure say u dan chop since morning
coz itz vewi funi...


perhaps u not in a gud mood

400billionman:

Picture or idonbilivit.

d pishure iz dere nau

Jkyoung:

Who said you are ugly

.

sinaj:

u sure say u dan chop since morning coz itz vewi funi...

perhaps u not in a gud mood

.hv come across it bfor

sinaj:

my frnds

They must be the jealous bunch