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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:00pm On May 27, 2015
QueenHeart:
fine guy wassup
I'm good.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Prettydiamond(f): 8:16pm On May 27, 2015
okiezman:


Why do you call it a rubbish post making such an article ain't easy
I call it rubbish bcz its rubbish. The fella is so not a gentleman. I can percieve dt frm hz writeup. Guys were evn denying dat.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by 2SWT(f): 8:19pm On May 27, 2015
tellwisdom:


Can I feel your boobss before I open my door? sad
Lol...

U must be one of these typical unromantic
Nigerian guys

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 8:21pm On May 27, 2015
Francizy! You want plaintan chips? grin

N2,500 and a 5 seconds hand job. angry
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 8:24pm On May 27, 2015
Moana:
my dear not everyone was fortunate enough to be raised well like your brothers o

Gbam! 600%

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by 2SWT(f): 8:24pm On May 27, 2015
MKO4ever:


Some of us do ALL those things and even more, just that we are really very few and scarce.
u're romantic


Ur bae is lucky
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by 2SWT(f): 8:29pm On May 27, 2015
gragraboy:

Open door?....maybe if she is carring load then i might help but i would expect her to attempt using her leg to try opening the door first....drive my new car?!!! Say weting happen?
ur bae can't drive ur new car? But if it's her's u'll like to test-run it before she uses it....... Hmm guys sha

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by tellwisdom: 8:33pm On May 27, 2015
2SWT:
Lol...

U must be one of these typical unromantic
Nigerian guys

Why don't you give me a try.??
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 8:34pm On May 27, 2015
truckpusher:
When the going gets tough and the whole pay-zone becomes too dry with absolute zero lubrication in the cylinder
, they do reject that goddamn piston
bro.grin
grin this piston is damn unique!
She will restore lubrication in the cylinder so as to enjoy the unbelievable PISTON ==================> grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by francizy(m): 8:37pm On May 27, 2015
MrsChima:
Francizy! You want plaintan chips? grin

N2,500 and a 5 seconds hand job. angry

Hahahaha, the plantain chips on yah basket (dp) is 100 bucks, does that mean the hand job cost NGN 2,400? Meaning it cost NGN 480 per second?

I'll rather pass tongue
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 8:40pm On May 27, 2015
Darkrebel666:
that's too huge. she'd hardly enjoy a thing and would only be in pain 7/8 inches is the perfect size for the job
trust me, mrschima's honey pot is too large and deep... she can handle it! grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by okiezman(m): 8:44pm On May 27, 2015
Prettydiamond:
I call it rubbish bcz its rubbish. The fella is so not a gentleman. I can percieve dt frm hz writeup. Guys were evn denying dat.

Ok undecided
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 8:45pm On May 27, 2015
Enegod:
grin this piston is damn unique!
She will restore lubrication in the cylinder so as to enjoy the unbelievable PISTON ==================> grin
Not all of them has the capability to reproduce that lubrication fluid unless you'll have to manually override that process by either producing your own fluid early or another fluid from another medium. grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by PreciousBro: 8:45pm On May 27, 2015
Sssssh I'm one of those very very good boys that still believe in the evolutionary manner of chivalry ,I open doors for my babie ,sue me angry

I'm fit ,kinda have 6pack, well, shocked maybe just 4 wink but she sure as well confirms my fitness beneath the sheet.

I like my goatee beard, e resemble beards not like Ross's but it gives me a sophisticated appearance in my slim fit self. I'm not the preferred "tall-dark" but the tall-Precious-sweet and handsome Nwa, cool

Omo I'm just a good bad guy,that's what's up! wink cheesy
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 8:56pm On May 27, 2015
francizy:


Hahahaha, the plantain chips on yah basket (dp) is 100 bucks, does that mean the hand job cost NGN 2,400? Meaning it cost NGN 480 per second?

I'll rather pass tongue

Your loss!
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 9:01pm On May 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Not all of them has the capability to reproduce that lubrication fluid unless you'll have to manually override that process by either producing your own fluid early or another fluid from another medium. grin
the PISTON market value is very high... so, those that have the capability will line-up grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 9:07pm On May 27, 2015
Those bassards love talking about my toto. undecided
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 9:09pm On May 27, 2015
Enegod:
the PISTON market value is very high... so, those that have the capability will line-up grin
Piston and cylinder has the same market value. tongue grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 9:10pm On May 27, 2015
MrsChima:
Those bassards love talking about my toto. undecided
Yimu undecided tongue grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 9:19pm On May 27, 2015
MrsChima:
Those bassards love talking about my toto. undecided
what else do you want them to talk about?
Your flat yansh? grin

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 9:20pm On May 27, 2015
Enegod:
what else do you want them to talk about?
Your flat yansh? grin
Is her asss that flat?
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 9:22pm On May 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Piston and cylinder has the same market value. tongue grin

Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 9:26pm On May 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Is her asss that flat?
very flat grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 9:38pm On May 27, 2015
Enegod:
what else do you want them to talk about?
Your flat yansh? grin

You wish flat dick trick!
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 9:39pm On May 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Is her asss that flat?

You are asking a fool who has never seen my ass? undecided
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 9:40pm On May 27, 2015
MrsChima:


You are asking a fool who has never seen my ass? undecided
You can't blame this one on me . grin

He was talking as if he's seen it before. cheesy

C'mon ! he was only pulling ya legs. tongue
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MrsChima(f): 9:47pm On May 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
You can't blame this one on me . grin

He was talking as if he's seen it before. cheesy

C'mon ! he was only pulling ya legs. tongue

Pull these nuts.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 9:49pm On May 27, 2015
MrsChima:

You wish flat dick trick!
i don raise white flag! oya, chop kiss grin

Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 9:50pm On May 27, 2015
MrsChima:


Pull these nuts.
Lol, I don't want an acid bath from Chima. cheesy grin


I don't want to die young. tongue
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Truckpusher(m): 9:51pm On May 27, 2015
Enegod:
i don raise white flag!
oya, chop kiss grin
Reminds me of missclassy's lips. cheesy
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by JoeCutie(m): 9:54pm On May 27, 2015
elantraceey:



Hehehe , yes o grin cheesy
Wetin be yes o? undecided

Yes, I did, or no, I didn't? grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Enegod(m): 9:56pm On May 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Reminds me of missclassy's lips. cheesy
na kirikiri prison she dey cause am.
Ishil0ve wicked! grin

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