phlamesG:
I wonder how some of them gained admission in the first place?

When I was at orientation camp iseluku delta state, a lady was asked the fully meaning of NYSC and lo and behold she said
" Nigeria youths service commission" imagine the whole hall exploded with laughter . I could remember it was the night we had all these beauty show, miss Nysc and so on.(igbo girl, from imstu)

Another one that happened was a room mate of mine that wanted redeployment and was asked what his illness was and guess what he wrote "Ulsa" he wanted to write ulcer"


Another

She might be posted to a school. Hmmmmm. Only God knows what she will teach the students. God help Naija.

Holywizard:
my hatred 4 buhari will only change if he shud turn imsu into 'National Poultry' because they lack everything academically, socially, morally etc.

i hope he doesnt take real chickens to the poultry cos the chickens might feel insulted

mannyiyke:
The Madonna University u just mentioned is even better than all these federal and state universities academically.

oh really? it must be a very good school then! is that where you school?

pls where is it located again??





























i need to send the address to NUC






















































*in MI's voice* only one Madonna that i know, Madonna the artist

FriedPlantain:
I once tried using my phone to send a mail to my boss to confirm the receipt of xx million naira in our bank account from one of our major customers. I was really astonished when I uncharacteristically received a call from my boss minutes later demanding what "plantains" were doing in the company's bank account.
apparently Mr Itk autocorrect deemed it fit to change million to plantain for me.


Friedplaintain

Kaabo

adonismuller:
Pot calling kettle black.

It is "form" not "fumb"

face front AMEBO you should realize it was in PIDGIN

ennyhola:
For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER

She cant be from madonna uni. Most private schools are already serving as Batch B nd C. The new sets which are Batch A are basically federal and state schools.

83lagosroad:



When I was at orientation camp iseluku delta state, a lady was asked the fully meaning of NYSC and lo and behold she said
" Nigeria youths service commission" imagine the whole hall exploded with laughter . I could remember it was the night we had all these beauty show, miss Nysc and so on.(igbo girl, from imstu)

Another one that happened was a room mate of mine that wanted redeployment and was asked what his illness was and guess what he wrote "Ulsa" he wanted to write ulcer"


Another

another imsuite
what is going on in that environment probably the rising sun isnt shining on that part

scarr:

i hope he doesnt take real chickens to the poultry cos the chickens might feel insulted



oh really? it must be a very good school then! is that where you school?

pls where is it located again??





























i need to send the address to NUC






















































*in MI's voice* only one Madonna that i know, Madonna the artist

U're funny! I am an alumnus of Unizik but i work there. Let the truth be told: academically, it's better than most federal and state universities. I didn't say socially 'cos it cld be lacking in that area.

mannyiyke:
U're funny! I am an alumnus of Unizik but i work there. Let the truth be told: academically, it's better than most federal and state universities. I didn't say socially 'cos it cld be lacking in that area.

can i get an achievement score card to back that up?

kingeze88:
She might be posted to a school. Hmmmmm. Only God knows what she will teach the students. God help Naija.

those poor kids

The girl na caller. Even Obina way 1 correct am na OLODO. it's corps not *Corp*

Op what is corps member? Critics are legless men who teach how to run.

ennyhola:
For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER

Mtcheeew!

I attended Madonna university and I'm certain my spoken/written english is better than yours, same as that of my friends 4rm school.

You can accuse the poly's of this not madonna.

[quote author=scarr post=34478602]
can i get an achievement score card to back that up?[/quote Let me tell u for sure where i work i.e. College of Medicine. The medical graduates, nurses and medical lab scientists churned out are superb. In fact, they're well groomed. Within its short years as a private uni, it has attained such a feat of being accredited by NMDC to graduate medical doctors, although it still has its challenges in terms of d duration of training of medical doctors and other allied health professionals. Some private unis don't even have an ordinary hospital let alone college of medicine.

Saved2Serve:
Op what is corps member? Critics are legless men who teach how to run.

it is corps but pronounced as *core*. D *s* is silent.

angelTI:
It could be autocorrect

. Is. Corp not english lnguage? Are u sure u are not d gal?

To the OP, there's nothing like 'Corper', that's also a wrong word commonly used by a lot of people. The correct thing to say is 'Corps member', but when pronouncing it the 's' is silent.

Girl wen dull dey dull finish..... And na dem snap picture pass.....

It can never be auto correct, she just typed it as it is been pronounced. Call=Corps

This one's na sorting mamas

Na him brother b these. One of fayose rubber stamp. Hon. turning his cert. down.

ennyhola:
For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER

............why you no go call Madonna university...wen they expelled you due to cultism/smoking dried plantain leaves....TANOIDS

ennyhola:
For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER

.......TANOIDS

All this "igbotic" girls will never cease to disgrace and rub our faces in the mud. This is just a clear case of BEAUTY WITHOUT BRAINS. unfortunately this is not an isolated case, lots of them are in this category.
*****I ain't been tribalistic, am from the south too.

Una know weda na call (girl) member she be?

Hmmmmmmm!!!Lol, Na 'call member' she dey hear na. Wasted 4 yrs.OLODO RABATA

[quote author=ennyhola post=34466577]For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER[/quote

What a clueless and immature statement.. Dude, have u ever had a recollection in ur life before?(Or let me put it in prolly d most comprehensible way that may be fit for ur feeble brain), thinking down memory lane esp on d manner of public speaking expected from a so called fed/state uni graduate..... From all indications, u'v never had such. Its a pity our unis r producing 'things' like u as graduates but dude u can save their faces na.. Well, all hope is almost lost for humanity anyway .

badassProdigy:

Could this be a mistake?

OP you are a wicked person. What have you gained now that you've given her all this negative publicity? You should at least have blotted her name out. Remember someone could do it to your sister or a female close to you too.

goldfish80:
She must have "sorted" her way through school,,,, I wouldn't be surprised she came out with an upper credit

and some people will say students should be giving scholarship to study abroad because she is a first class material of rather she is an igbo. First na small thing for igbo land once you are a cultists or ashawo

Wat of dis CALL member abi na corp member sef

U guys have no point, corp is a word so auto correct can never correct a word like that

FriedPlantain:
I was just gonna type that as well. It could be that darn autocorrect

Holywizard:
she must really be a graduate of Imsu

A simple look at ur dp enabled me estimate d degree of dumbness (dod) u possess, hence ur post